💀 Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

I just feel kinda bad for his son, his dad making this kinda ish public is a bit icky. Regardless, I think his use of psychedelics to be dumb and his vegsn diet also dumb despite some of his other health BS being useful. He LOOKS like a vegan, which is not healthy.
 
It is incredibly hard for me to take a look at this world I'm living in and find anything in common with some freak who's decided he wants to be here forever.
 
Paradox Mystic said:
It's always funny to suggest he'll die over something he has no control over and unpredictable like a car accident or something else from final destination. He has even acknowledged finding some of those jokes funny, however it seems more like people are right that if she leaves him he'll kill himself because he's betting too much of his mental health on her.
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Leo and longevity is an example of a life extension enthusiast dying early.
 
Paradox Mystic said:
It's always funny to suggest he'll die over something he has no control over and unpredictable like a car accident or something else from final destination. He has even acknowledged finding some of those jokes funny, however it seems more like people are right that if she leaves him he'll kill himself because he's betting too much of his mental health on her.
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It would be the most comical and poetic outcome to his life story.
 
Bryan Johnson said:
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“…my hands hold the nape of her neck. The firm pressure asks her prefrontal cortex to stand down. She surrenders. This sacred entrance is earned…My primitive brain tastes her chemistry, decoding the ancient immunological match…We are transported into the tesseract, floating in and out of each other….”
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Mr. Don’t Die is a very pretentious type of writer, isn’t he? I bet he’s even worse in person. I did a double take at his use of tesseract in this context. That post read like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to use scientific & medical terms, or beat poetry bullshit like “my brain tastes her chemistry,” so it turned into a tesseract of dogshit.
 
I don't know anything about either of these people but I'm happy this lady took the initiative to chase after the dude she wanted to bang and did, in fact, bang. I hope you find love with this dude who believes he can be immortal and I hope this doesn't turn into some cultish porno fever dream fueled by ketamine.
This is almost certainly what it's going to become, take his money and run the fuck away as soon as humanly possible you absolute moron, you managed a portfolio for North Face, what the fuck are you DOING?

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hotcheetospuffs said:
Sorry to doublepost, it was too late for me to edit. He hasn't posted anything on the shrooms yet but he discussed Ketamine on his podcast about a month ago. There are some longevity benefits, mainly due to it helping with depression.
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LMFAO I didn't even see this. Gentlemen, it's very hard being this right so often.
 
neger psykolog said:
Bryan seems to be fucking his art hoe co-founder woman whose name is Kate Tolo. He posted some sexualized linguistics about grabbing her by the hip and fucking her. It's basically a public sext.
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Damn it, I just came here to share this hahaha.
Regardless of his age, it seems like love is revitalizing. His pictures seem much more, how do I say this, human.
 
Our imaginations have already lived this. The pent-up energy radiates. My heart aches with affection for this woman. Her nervous system knows.
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I circle the delicate skin of the areola. My fingertips graze the nipple. The tissue contracts and hardens. A current travels inward, awakening her.
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Her vestibular bulbs engorge, forming a soft, pressurized cuff. Her anatomy has remodeled itself for the dance.
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Our egos quiet as the frontal cortex dims; future, past, and death evaporate. Now is all that exists. We are transported into the tesseract, floating in and out of each other.
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Did he steal this from AO3? :story: I just can't believe that a fully grown man wrote this out and went "Oh yeah, this is sexy. Post it."
 
3MMA said:
Mr. Don’t Die is a very pretentious type of writer, isn’t he? I bet he’s even worse in person. I did a double take at his use of tesseract in this context. That post read like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to use scientific & medical terms, or beat poetry bullshit like “my brain tastes her chemistry,” so it turned into a tesseract of dogshit.
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He uses the word "tessseract" because he watched Interstellar. That's it.
 
Seein this nerd write about the cervix raising and caressing areolas is not something i wanted to read- If he didn't have a son I would have assumed he was a virgin before all of this anyway. I knew he was gonna bang Kate well before they announced it tho, he always made room to address her presence in his recent videos leading up to it. Like others say, this is gonna be a weird cult now that a woman is involved and Brian will be the next Amy Carlson ala Love has won or she's gonna take all the money he has. Maybe she hopes he'll die taking LSD?
 
His little erotic fanfiction is so funny, can't say it wouldn't work on me but the millions of dollars would also help. I hope new girlfriend doesn't fuck him over - he's genuinely one of the most hilarious human beings alive and I want unc to live as long as possible just for the lols and bizarre experiments.
 
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