Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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Why would anyone want to bang this
with the face of this?
http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/CartoonFun4Adults-ad-592759830?q=sort:time gallery:dev-catscratch&qo=236
Because mega-hyper-advanced Autism?

Really, Bryce is like an enigma at this point. He's all the worst aspects of fetishists, cartoon spergs and plain old stupid people, and somehow manages to blend them all into something much, much worse than you'd think it'd be.
 
Because mega-hyper-advanced Autism?

Really, Bryce is like an enigma at this point. He's all the worst aspects of fetishists, cartoon spergs and plain old stupid people, and somehow manages to blend them all into something much, much worse than you'd think it'd be.

What does this guy do for a living? Is he like Chris and has a tugboat, or does he have actual employment?
 
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Bizzare sexual preferences aside, doesn't Bryce realize that he's literally talking about the internet? Weird sex stuff is easy enough to find. As this is from Feburary, Bryce only recently thought this was a great innovation. How long before we get a spergy video of him demanding cartoon porn to go with his autism awareness?
 
Bryce is... becoming very unhinged alarmingly quickly, if this is all recent content that's been shared in this thread.

Like, he's been a fan of Bumpbows and bleach bottles and whatever for a while, but it seems like everything is reaching some bizarre critical mass with him having a private party-of-one Bumpbows party with condoms and ice cream and posting artwork of cartoon characters jerking off with duck bottles or magazine ads for Hey Arnold sex dolls.

What does this guy do for a living?

bruh
 
I'm pretty sure there was a creepy mouthbreather that Helga would punch in every episode of that cartoon. Bryce IS said mouthbreather and he doesn't even know. Or maybe he does, and he's just tsundere for fucking Helga.

In any case, we're T-minus two days before we get some Helga/Bumpbow fanart.
 

Fucking why? Seriously, did he say why he wrote this? What inspired such an insane story? And what's with all the pointless details?

Bryce is... becoming very unhinged alarmingly quickly, if this is all recent content that's been shared in this thread.

Like, he's been a fan of Bumpbows and bleach bottles and whatever for a while, but it seems like everything is reaching some bizarre critical mass with him having a private party-of-one Bumpbows party with condoms and ice cream and posting artwork of cartoon characters jerking off with duck bottles or magazine ads for Hey Arnold sex dolls.



bruh

I wonder what a chimpout or meltdown from this guy would look like?
 
Fucking why? Seriously, did he say why he wrote this? What inspired such an insane story? And what's with all the pointless details?

Yeah, he said why. It's in his list of interests. He became obsessed Garibaldi garlic mettwurst in 2009 after seeing a segment about an Australian smallgoods contamination case back in 1995. There's a bunch of Garibaldi fanart in his gallery.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/Origins-Of-My-Interests-589675241

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One night, Pajama Sam was hungry, so he went to the fridge and found an unopened 750g stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst and ate the whole thing.
The following morning, he got diarrohea, and the next day, it had a particulary offensive smell and a few hours later, he started vomiting.
One day later, blood was seen in the vomit and faeces; so his parents sent him to hospital, which made a diagnosis of HUS and he underwent dialysis for 18 days without any further complications.
Apart from nightmares and hallucinations continuing for about a week after his discharge from hospital, overall, he has made a good recovery.

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Pajama Sam undergoing dialysis for 18 days after getting HUS from eating a stick of contaminated Garibaldi garlic mettwurst.
I wonder what Pajama Sam is thinking of at the moment...
 
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