Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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Luckie said:
He has stated the reason he is obsessed with toilet duck bottles is because of a news report of someone using it as a sexual aid. My only question is: dear God, why?
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Because humanity is fucked up like that. And Bryce is only adding fuel to that fire.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Please don't make me think about his parents, because I have the weird feeling they're more Autistic than he is.
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I think they either gave up on him a long-ass time ago, or they are just as fucked up as he is (of course they would, they did spawn him, after all).
 
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This is what Pajama Sam was ask to steal (and was therefore caught) stealing during the Jackass stunt "The Shoplifter", and note that the drop seat on his pajamas is down.
When the manager caught him stealing from a shop, he let down the drop seat on Pajama Sam's pajama suit, and most of everything he stole fell onto the floor, with the manager shaking him to get out the rest of what he stole.

With three of the items he stole (Toilet Duck, Play Magazine and condoms), he would do something that a burglar high on two drugs did with those items.
He was going to use the Wynns Spit Fire in his Lifan Hongda monkey bike to make it perform better, baked beans to give him a lot of gas and matches to try lighting his farts (a member answered that question).
Also, the Twinkies were stolen because he could not stop at one box of them, and the Pepto-Bismol for obvious reason.
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I guess he's implying Pajama Sam was going to put a condom on the toilet duck, stuff it up his ass and masturbate to a playboy mag? Good god. Also:

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Here's cosmo from fairly odd parents as a toilet duck, ready to be stuffed in someone's butthole.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
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I guess he's implying Pajama Sam was going to put a condom on the toilet duck, stuff it up his ass and masturbate to a playboy mag? Good god. Also:

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Here's cosmo from fairly odd parents as a toilet duck, ready to be stuffed in someone's butthole.
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The irony is that the creator of FOP actually hates Rule 34 art with a passion. Wonder how he'd feel about someone turning his character into something you shove up your ass.
 
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Looks like he's into incest, too. Or at least Gumball banging a love doll of his mom. And the floam from that picture of his "party supplies" was there to craft dildos, if his art is to be believed.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Cartoon-Play-Magazine-Cover-Bumpbows-592758771

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I remember when playing Duke Nukem 3D that I saw a "Play Magazine" on the floor inside the adult shop, which is their version of Playboy.
Later on, I came up with the "Cartoon Play Magazine" to distinguish between the Play magazine (for gaming).
With the Bumpbows feature article, I suggest adult shops should stock them to add some colour to your "(strictly) adults only" party (where the participants wear them on their navels), and that visitors at "audience participation" strip clubs (and at related/similar joints) should bring some Bumpbows if participating.

Gumball (from The Amazing World Of Gumball) managed to get his hands on this issue without any problems and subsequently won one of the Nicole dolls.

The rating on the magazine X18, and is in line with my concept of a single worldwide censorship rating system.
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The picture shows a Floam object in the form of something obscene (censored) being thrown in her face by a rogue participant at a private party (with the Nicole doll) arranged by Gumball.
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...the parties he hosted with his classmates which involved a full-size Nicole Watterson doll, along with the subsequent circulation of pictures and videos of the parties with his classmates.
Perhaps Nicole would teach Gumball about the "birds and the bees"?
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Update: "Mini-motorcycles", possible new fetish?

The irony is that the creator of FOP actually hates Rule 34 art with a passion. Wonder how he'd feel about someone turning his character into something you shove up your ass.
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I'd like to imagine he'd lose his shit if he know who he was dealing with.

Fangsofjeff said:
Looks like he's into incest, too. Or at least Gumball banging a love doll of his mom. And the floam from that picture of his "party supplies" was there to craft dildos, if his art is to be believed.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Cartoon-Play-Magazine-Cover-Bumpbows-592758771

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There is no end to this guy's depravity, is there?

Reminds me, does he have an ED page yet? Because I thought they'd have gotten right on him and his creepy ass at this point.
 
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Here is a lovely short story about Gumball shitting blood.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Garibaldi-victim-Gumball-Watterson-588451188

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One night, Gumball was hungry, so he went to the fridge and ate a new 750g stick of Garibaldi garlic mettwurst which has not been opened previously.
The following day at school, he developed diarrohea (mid-way through a class) which the smell became particularly offensive by the next morning, and had a convulsion during a lunch break on the same day he developed diarrohea at school which he was sent to a clinic for diagnosis and was prescribed anti-convulsant medication.
One day later, he started vomiting in the afternoon, and the following night, blood was seen in the vomit and faeces; so his parents sent him to hospital in the middle of the night, which made a diagnosis of HUS and he underwent dialysis for 14 days along with requiring two blood transfusions, and at least three convulsions occured during this period.
Apart from requiring anti-convulsant medication for about two weeks after his discharge from hospital, he has made a good recovery.
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StanCommodore said:
I know he probably didn't even remotely intend it, but there's just something beautifully ironic and dadaist about this pic. I can't really put my finger on it, it's just got this inscrutable quality about it, like the one he did of Squidward as a cat. If Bryce were just a smidge more self-aware, he could conceivably get little bit of a following as an outsider artist or something. More of one than he's inadvertently gotten through his autism, I mean.
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Rocko has finally realized that his "modern life" is pure unadulterated Hell, yet he still musters the fortitude to maintain his trademark goofy smile throughout. What a trooper.

Fangsofjeff said:
Here is a lovely short story about Gumball shitting blood.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Garibaldi-victim-Gumball-Watterson-588451188

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Wow, the last season of Gumball took a dark turn.
 
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A character from Freddi Fish dying of throat cancer.

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Of course, Uncle Blenny smoked Marlboro cigarettes (and at times, Peter Jackson Blunts).
He is giving the hard word to Luther that he has cancer (in this case, he has heart disease and throat cancer as well as bladder and prostate cancer).
Uncle Blenny would be in the cartoon version of the New Voice Club of the Niagara Frontier saying "How many deaths this year?" when the 50th anniversary of the Marlboro brand was being celebrated.
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Uncle Blenny was a loyal Marlboro smoker until he was diagnosed with heart disease, throat cancer as well as bladder and prostate cancer.
He later died from throat cancer.
Luther is still wondering how many deaths this year from Marlboro, the cigarette whose taste outlasts its customers.
Note that the 2.3 million number is at the 50th anniversary of the Marlboro brand - and another 1.6 million Marlboro smokers are expected to die within 10 years of the 50th anniversary of the Marlboro brand.
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Fangsofjeff said:
A character from Freddi Fish dying of throat cancer.

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Well, I guess no one should show him this:

Lucky Wildcard said:
Not yet. He's been considered for one, though.
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Huh, thought he'd have gotten one by this point.

Fangsofjeff said:
Here is a lovely short story about Gumball shitting blood.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Garibaldi-victim-Gumball-Watterson-588451188

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I think a better ending would be "And as soon as he got better, Gumball found out some creepy 20-something jerked off to this event and died a little inside. He has never been the same since."
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Well, I guess no one should show him this:


Huh, thought he'd have gotten one by this point.


I think a better ending would be "And as soon as he got better, Gumball found out some creepy 20-something jerked off to this event and died a little inside. He has never been the same since."
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It would be a more fitting ending, but then again, the self-aware don't have threads dedicated to them.
 
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