Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[MalWart]

Now it's just a matter of time before he cuts these out, tapes them to his stomach and walks around Australia stalking infants.

That very idea makes me still wonder how this man hasn't become the bitch of the AFP, seeing how he's posted his fair share of "questionable" infant artwork publicly.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That very idea makes me still wonder how this man hasn't become the bitch of the AFP, seeing how he's posted his fair share of "questionable" infant artwork publicly.

Odds are he's either not a blip on their radar, or they've just never got to him yet.

 

[Meatman]

How many fetishes does this maniac have?

The real question is what fetishes does he not have

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The real question is what fetishes does he not have

I'd hazard a guess that there's probably a few he hasn't revealed yet. But even if they did, I'm sure it'd be hard to top the Bumpbows and the diapers.

 

[Muscle Bra]

But even if they did, I'm sure it'd be hard to top the Bumpbows and the diapers...

... and the grown men playing with babies, and the duck-shaped anal intruder, and the morbidly obese children, and the ...

 

[Catalyst Cube]

... and the grown men playing with babies, and the duck-shaped anal intruder, and the morbidly obese children, and the ...

The duck shaped anal intruder still haunts my dreams to this very day.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Ronald McDonald has been on the scene since 1963, and after 50 years, it would be an ideal time for him to retire considering the childhood obesity rates, and of course, I have been a fan of the "Retire Ronald" campaign from Corporate Accountability International (formerly INFACT), a membership organization which has successfully challenged irresponsible and dangerous corporate actions around the world since the late-70s, such as the marketing of infant formula in developing countries which has put babies' lives in danger.
A number of other fast food mascots have been retired, with the most recent being Colonel Sanders being progressively retired by not using his figure at new KFC outlets.

You might want to see the comments. They're pretty interesting.

 

[Megapiss]

He's been getting a lot of attention lately because of the critiques. It led to some trolling. This was Bryce's response.
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Deviantart already has an autism indicator. It's having a Deviantart account.

 

[Bugaboo]

You might want to see the comments. They're pretty interesting.

Yes, this is the man I want championing my cause

Also doesn't Mcdonalds not use Ronald that much anymore? Even if they didn't have the clown kids would still want to eat there because they have happy meals

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You might want to see the comments. They're pretty interesting.

Spoiler: powerleveling

I used to go to school with a hardcore "healthy eating" autist who was creepy as fuck. Something tells me they'd get along great.

 

[Wi-fi Calcium]

I just snipped this conversation before it gets lost. Bryce deleted all the comments preceding it.

The word dude offends him for some reason.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You might want to see the comments. They're pretty interesting.

Because McDonald's will totally listen to the words of a creepy 20-something obsessed with babies, fat, fat babies and bump bows.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Because McDonald's will totally listen to the words of a creepy 20-something obsessed with babies, fat, fat babies and bump bows.

And Humongous Entertainment games, insulators, slogans, PSAs...

 

[Muscle Bra]

And Humongous Entertainment games, insulators, slogans, PSAs...

and duck-shaped anal intruders, and a partridge in a pear tree!

 

[Catalyst Cube]

You might want to see the comments. They're pretty interesting.

Probably powerleveling with this. But the fact that Bryce thinks that childhood obesity is a result of marketing is so short sighted. Children don't see a stupid mascot on tv and decide hey I'm going to be fat. Yes they might bug their parents for McDonalds but guess what, it's up to the parents.

Parents are the cause of childhood obseity. They don't even need to see an ad to know what a fast food chain offers them. A quick meal that is cheap they can pick up on the way home. Any rational adult would see that a mascot won't change that kids don't have any choice over their eating habits. It requires changing not just the fast food system to be healthier, but allowing better wages for families to cook and prepare better meals.

Sorry for sperging. On a lighter note, beheading a dude in a suit is a totally rational way to protest a mascot.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Latest uploads...

 

[StanCommodore]

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I know he probably didn't even remotely intend it, but there's just something beautifully ironic and dadaist about this pic. I can't really put my finger on it, it's just got this inscrutable quality about it, like the one he did of Squidward as a cat. If Bryce were just a smidge more self-aware, he could conceivably get little bit of a following as an outsider artist or something. More of one than he's inadvertently gotten through his autism, I mean.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Latest uploads...

It really says something when it would be LESS creepy if Rocko was crying blood.

 

[Trombonista]

Rocko's been looking at Bryce's other deviations.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I like this one. Dee Dee from Dexter's lab, in cat form, using the toilet.

Dee Dee as a cat trained to use the toilet.
In the Sims 2 Pets, children and adults can train a cat to use the toilet.
When I get a cat, I might train it to use the toilet.

I also found confirmation that the bleach bottle is used for masturbating purposes.

I wonder what he might do with it... use the bottle itself (not the contents inside) on himself?

And of course, he has a toilet duck shopkins OC... I guess he must think of it as a sentient dildo?

Shopkins OC: Bendy Neck Cleanser
Favourite hobby: Keeping toilets hygenically clean
Friends describe as: A super clean nerd who is raring for a cleaning job
BFF (Best Friends Forever): Flushes
Hang out: Washrooms
Department: Cleaning & Laundry
Collectability status: Common