Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I like to imagine that Bryce is secretly smart, and all of this is to convey a form of psychological warfare. And all those machines he has are going to be used in some sort of terrorist attack.

You...keep on thinking that.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Found this on his journal where people are calling him out again. I felt this was worth posting.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

You...keep on thinking that.

Hey, anything's possible with this guy

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Hey, anything's possible with this guy

Yeah, but at this point. Regardless of speculation, dude's done some pretty fucked up things. And shows no signs of stopping either.

Think about it, would a troll really be this dedicated to making constant wheelbarrow pictures or of baby Nicktoons? Or be this obsessed over bump bows?

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

Yeah, but at this point. Regardless of speculation, dude's done some pretty fucked up things. And shows no signs of stopping either.

Think about it, would a troll really be this dedicated to making constant wheelbarrow pictures or of baby Nicktoons? Or be this obsessed over bump bows?

Well, I think that whole beef against the women who made that anti-child sex doll petition is going to lead to something

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

He's gone silent for the last few days on DA. His last visit was 4 days ago as of this posting.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Think about it, would a troll really be this dedicated to making constant wheelbarrow pictures or of baby Nicktoons? Or be this obsessed over bump bows?

Oh, there's no way in hell he's a troll. Even a Method Acting troll could not maintain the level of single-mindedness over the wacky fringe shit that Bryce is so obsessed with. And remember that detailed and catalogued list of Bryce's obsessions from the OP? No one could fraudulently create a list like that.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Oh, there's no way in hell he's a troll. Even a Method Acting troll could not maintain the level of single-mindedness over the wacky fringe shit that Bryce is so obsessed with. And remember that detailed and catalogued list of Bryce's obsessions from the OP? No one could fraudulently create a list like that.

Exactly. He's completely serious about everything he does, which makes it all the more creepy.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh, there's no way in hell he's a troll. Even a Method Acting troll could not maintain the level of single-mindedness over the wacky fringe shit that Bryce is so obsessed with. And remember that detailed and catalogued list of Bryce's obsessions from the OP? No one could fraudulently create a list like that.

It was more a reply to @ShinjiIkariFapBoy76, but yeah. Bryce is clearly far from being a troll in any regard. I can believe all the shit he's done and really, I can't see any troll having the fetishes he's got.

Though I still have to wonder how much of this is Bryce's own choice, and how much of it is his parents' fault.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

It was more a reply to @ShinjiIkariFapBoy76, but yeah. Bryce is clearly far from being a troll in any regard. I can believe all the shit he's done and really, I can't see any troll having the fetishes he's got.

Though I still have to wonder how much of this is Bryce's own choice, and how much of it is his parents' fault.

It's kind of hard to tell.

 

[The Bourguignon]

It was more a reply to @ShinjiIkariFapBoy76, but yeah. Bryce is clearly far from being a troll in any regard. I can believe all the shit he's done and really, I can't see any troll having the fetishes he's got.

Though I still have to wonder how much of this is Bryce's own choice, and how much of it is his parents' fault.

I would say it's mostly his parents fault for enabling him and never scolding him for his actions.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I would say it's mostly his parents fault for enabling him and never scolding him for his actions.

He was clearly one of those kids who got shoved out of sight once mom and dad found out he was autistic.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It's kind of hard to tell.

Not really, when you think about it. It might just be that me ond several others have been following the man(child) since the beginning, so we have a better idea as to his train of thought.

I would say it's mostly his parents fault for enabling him and never scolding him for his actions.

He was clearly one of those kids who got shoved out of sight once mom and dad found out he was autistic.

Personally, I'd say it's a mix. They enabled him at first, before realizing what they produced became a monster and quickly disowned him. And Bryce conveniently forgot the latter part.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Though I still have to wonder how much of this is Bryce's own choice, and how much of it is his parents' fault.

I agree with you that it is most likely a mix but I still think the parents are the root cause of his public weirdness.

While Bryce is pretty clearly a wackjob (and there's only so much the parents could do about that), I do blame them for not better monitoring his online activities. If the guy wants to draw his perversions, you could probably argue that it's therapeutic in some way but the parents still need to serve as his filter and explain to him that a thirty-YO man does not publish pictures of himself bathing baby cartoon characters. Even if Bryce is incapable of understanding the "why", the parents just needed to make him dogmatically understand that you just don't do it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I agree with you that it is most likely a mix but I still think the parents are the root cause of his public weirdness.

While Bryce is pretty clearly a wackjob (and there's only so much the parents could do about that), I do blame them for not better monitoring his online activities. If the guy wants to draw his perversions, you could probably argue that it's therapeutic in some way but the parents still need to serve as his filter and explain to him that a thirty-YO man does not publish pictures of himself bathing baby cartoon characters. Even if Bryce is incapable of understanding the "why", the parents just needed to make him dogmatically understand that you just don't do it.

Makes you wonder if one (or even both) of the parents has some sort of mental deficiency. Because as easy as it is to say the root of the problem is "being birthed into the world", it's clear that the parents have to take some of the blame for raising their 30-year old like this. I have no idea if he was always this even before his heavy internet presence, but it's pretty disheartening when you truly think about it.

It doesn't make Bryce any less creepy mind you. But going by what the implications, the parents probably have some problems too.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Makes you wonder if one (or even both) of the parents has some sort of mental deficiency.

I know it's pure speculation but the exact same thought has occurred to me. This guy is so messed up, and on so many different levels, there almost has to be some kind of disability/disorder at the parental level.

I have no idea if he was always this even before his heavy internet presence, but it's pretty disheartening when you truly think about it.

And I've also wondered about this. Back when Bryce was in school, was he just a socially inept quirky CWC-like eccentric who went insane through years of social isolation, or has he always been a borderline lunatic? My (admittedly non-professional) opinion is that he's more autistic than CWC and his mental development stopped at a younger age, so I'm guessing he wasn't mainstreamed and instead went to a special school but, again, that's all speculation. Bryce seems to live in the here-and-now and doesn't share stories of his past but I would really love to get some info on that.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Oh look, he made an I'm lugging it group years ago...

He's been gone for almost a week now. He might be waiting for this to die down, but I have my doubts...

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I need to kill some time, so here's more crazy stuff involving Pajama Sam. I know I said I wouldn't do this anymore, but I have to...

Spoiler: Warning, big batch of weirdness. You have been warned.

Pajama Sam considers himself to be a fast food expert, so he decided to have someone film him doing another challenge: eating a Octuple Bypass Burger with Flatliner Fries and a lime Frozen Dreamsicle with a Mexican Coke (500mL) - before he started he said in front of cameras "Oh man! I can't believe I am going to do this! - this looks like a job for... Pajama Sam!".
During the first few minutes he said that the burger was good, then started eating the Flatliner Fries which he thought were irrestible.
More than halfway through the challenge, cameras captured something that suddenly happened (which Pajama Sam likes this happing to himself): his navel has just popped out from the food inside his bulging belly pressing against it!
Pajama Sam then said "Hey, my navel has just popped out like a turkey thermometer, which I like this happening to me! But I am a little more than halfway there."
After he finished the burger and fries, he felt that he could fail his challenge because he had not started his Frozen Dreamsicle and had only half-finished his Mexican Coke; so Pajama Sam gave himself a good belly rub with his greasy hands (with a good burp and satisfying gurgling and rumbling sounds), and just managed to finish everything on the table.
At the end, his stomach was groaning loudly with his navel pushed out quite hard (his exposed belly has hard as a rock!), so he gave himself another belly rub for 10 minutes (again, with his greasy hands) and this helped him to keep everything down.
When he was transported to a van, he was transported to a soundproofed room where someone placed a microphone on his belly so that his stomach sounds were heard all across the room, and he also had an ultrasound, all of which was filmed.
Several toilet sittings later, Pajama Sam weighed himself and found that he gained about eight pounds after his digestive system was empty.
He posted the video on YouTube as well, which included a Bumpbow scene.

His belly is hard as a rock after he managed to complete his challenge of eating the burger and other things including Flatliner Fries.

He is wearing Speedos, which are covered by his big belly which is hard as a rock.

Above: Pajama Sam in a Speedo.

Have you ever heard about the "Be Marlboro" campaign? I decided to come up with this to promote Nickelodeon.
Just like the "Be Marlboro" campaign to get you to BE a Marlboro smoker, this campaign is to get you to BE a Nickelodeon character or BE in a Nickelodeon show.
I think there should be a Pajama Sam show (and other shows with Humongous Entertainment characters) on Nickelodeon as well.

Pajama Sam went to a Nickelodeon BEAT event (he won at least one prize there), which included the Nickelodeon tradition of green slime.
I think he wants to BE a Nickelodeon character, and he addressed the crowd by saying "I won't say Maybe ever again - you should do the same!"
Do you feel good being slimed at a Nickelodeon event?

I got the idea for this from a news show about marketing junk and fast food to children where the child watching TV was fed a hamburger from an arm going out of the screen - the TV interacts with you, not you interacting with the TV.
Pajama Sam got a Big Mac which looks just like the picture on the TV ad.
It's been at least 10 years since I last saw Ronald McDonald (live action) being used on TV - and I have seen a series of Happy Meal ads for at least two years.

An Operation game version of Pajama Sam.

Pajama Sam wonders why he got pregnant in The Land of Darkness - a spell or potion maybe?
I got the idea from seeing Culu like this from

He seriously made Pajama Sam pregant, and he breaks his water... WHY?!

...in Putt-Putt on Day 2 of his challenge where Pajama Sam eats nothing but McDonalds (always supersizes) for a month.
Pajama Sam got some pretty bad gas after eating a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal (supersized, of course! - he just managed to keep it down after some Pepto-Bismol) and the bad gas lasted throughout the night.
I think he should light his gas too.

He insists that Pajama Sam would really like Nike and makes him an ambassador. Now look at the next picture below...

Pajama Sam was once a Nike brand ambassador, until he learnt that factories supplying Nike were using sweatshop labour (of which Nike knew about - 30 years ago, Nike closed their last factory in the US in favour of cheaper overseas labour).
Have you ever seen "Just Do It Or Else" where the swoosh was turned into a whip or the case where someone became famous for trying to get "sweatshop" embroided with the Nike ID option?
I have read that Nike does not allow inspections of its suppliers' factories, but Mizuno is one of the companies that does allow inspections of its suppliers' factories (and has a better rating than Nike).
Maybe there should be a show on Nickelodeon where Pajama Sam investigates sweatshops all over the world (kid-friendly, of course!)

I got the idea for this from an Australian Government campaign against "light" and "mild" cigarettes which started in late-2005.
Perhaps there should be a "Toxic to Children" Class 6 diamond sign for vegetables... and a warning "can kill children if eaten or touched by them" for certain vegetables such as broccoli, brussel sprouts and lima beans.
People with certain mental conditions should never consume, or even touch lima beans (and certain other vegetables - I think lima beans should be banned worldwide!)
The chemical in brussel sprouts and broccoli which can kill children if eaten or touched by them is sinigrin.

Pajama Sam farting fire after eating beans.

Pajama Sam about to use a hotel hallway as a toilet, after eating a lot and washing it down with Teachers, believing drinking Teachers would teach him a lot of things.
I heard on a weeknightly radio interview show a story about a drunken footballer (one of which was Nate Miles) using a hotel hallway as a toilet - this was the second most bizarre thing I have heard.

Pajama Sam adding pills to Putt-Putt as a prank.
Later on, Putt-Putt would start to get hot and if he cannot cool down quickly enough, his engine would boil over and break down.
Note that Pajama Sam has a pill club.

Pajama Sam adding Teachers to Putt-Putt's fuel tank as a prank.
Later, Putt-Putt would be caught driving erratically and later breathalysed, finding that he is over the limit.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I had to post these next ones seprately due to pushing the pic limit for that post.

Spoiler: Kids can't eat sandwiches that big...

Pajama Sam talking about his challenge where he eats nothing but McDonald's for 30 days straight as part of his challenge in a kid-friendly version of Supersize Me.

This one is a bit too tall for your screen!

In Pajama Sam 3, I saw him eat a giant piece of cake (at least twice his height) with no problem.

Some of you may know the Mega Mac has 4 beef patties, the Giga Mac has 8, Tera 16, Peta 32, Exa 64, and finally, the Zetta Mac has 128 beef patties (they could include Al Gore or Alan Jones!)

The Yotta Mac is twice the size of the Zetta Mac in my gallery, and I think he would down it without any trouble!

I'm not quite sure who drew on his tummy, and his gut is hanging over his pants, for those who wonder.
This is the result after he ate nothing but McDonalds for a month.

Pajama Sam getting a freaky feeling in his pants (in front of everyone) at the school cafeteria when he was placing syrup on pancakes he ordered from McDonalds three days into his one-month challenge where he only eats nothing but food from McDonalds and of course, always supersizes.
He went to the school nurse to ask what might be causing the freaky feeling in his pants; could it be the caffeine from the Coca-Cola from McDonalds he consumed for the last two days?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Poor Putt-Putt. It wasn't enough that Pajama Sam took a crap on him and is now farting in him; Pajama Sam is giving him drugs and getting him drunk.

As if we needed more evidence that Bryce should never be allowed anywhere near children...