Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[Trilby]

I'm pretty sure that's the original TMNT arcade game.

That is part of the atract mode, and I could point that out a mile away!

It was a side-scrolling Double Dragon knock-off where you and up to three other players could use kicks, your ninja weapons, and special attacks to fight off The Hand, Bebop and Rocksteady, Krang, Shredder, etc.

Good times...

Konami was kings of that, they did it several more times with The Simpsons, X-Men, Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa and Asterix.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Let's focus on his belly button fetish for a bit, shall we?

Here's a Youtube playlist. It's his favorite question about the human body.

He also made a DA group dedicated to this. Finally...

 

[Dangerhair]

His art skills seem to have deteriorated. He claims to have drawn this piece,"Black Beetles", when he was 7:

https://my.mixtape.moe/ffdupt.png

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

https://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/The-devil-is-in-the-description-735386116

 

[Muscle Bra]

His art skills seem to have deteriorated. He claims to have drawn this piece,"Black Beetles", when he was 7:

There's no Bumpbows on the beetles. I smell forgery.

https://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/The-devil-is-in-the-description-735386116

Right. Because it's sooooo easy to misinterpret grown-man Bryce playing with and sleeping with babyfied versions of Nickelodeon cartoon characters...

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

There's no Bumpbows on the beetles. I smell forgery.


Right. Because it's sooooo easy to misinterpret grown-man Bryce playing with and sleeping with babyfied versions of Nickelodeon cartoon characters...

After his gaffe with the sexual assault pic, he shouldn't be lecturing people to read before commenting.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

https://orig00.deviantart.net/c686/...__netflix_pills_by_dev_catscratch-dc5zk5x.png

 

[Pointless Pedant]

https://orig00.deviantart.net/c686/...__netflix_pills_by_dev_catscratch-dc5zk5x.png

Now I'm imagining a 1980s "just say no" cartoon, but narrated by Bryce and directed at companies who may allow their logos to be used on drugs.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Some time after reading an Australian news story from 2007 about a burglar high on LSD and amphetamines using a Toilet Duck bottle as a sexual aid (the most bizarre of all things I have seen or heard so far), I started drawing characters holding one and it became one of the ten things I use most in my pieces.

...wait so does Bryce use it sexually himself or does he just draw it?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

...wait so does Bryce use it sexually himself or does he just draw it?

It's both.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

https://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Bojack-Bumpbowman-Goodbye-Horses-735977830

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

https://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/art/Bojack-Bumpbowman-Goodbye-Horses-735977830

I always thought Bryce was just into nothing but the toddler shows? What the hell possessed him to do this?

And more importantly, what the fuck is he trying to do with this picture? Prove a point? Because the only one he's proving is how :autism: he has been, and always will be.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I always thought Bryce was just into nothing but the toddler shows? What the hell possessed him to do this?

And more importantly, what the fuck is he trying to do with this picture? Prove a point? Because the only one he's proving is how :autism: he has been, and always will be.

Even when adult shows are involved he still has the mind of a child.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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I know it's almost as autistic of me as of him but I get annoyed that the guy can't figure out how to approach dialogue in comics in a way to make it clear who is speaking first until after you read it. There are some of his that are even worse where the person speaking first will have a speech bubble both lower and to the right of the other.

Anyway, speaking of :autism:, here are some submissions of his where he's trying to make a point... I guess.




There's like 10 of these but they're all basically the same thing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What the hell possessed him to do this?

Trolling? We know lolcows are easily manipulated.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Trolling? We know lolcows are easily manipulated.

I dunno. I don't think a troll would want to get Bryce to make these. Nor do I see him grasping the context of troll art if he's the one doing it without provocation.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's weird how Bryce's mind is so childish, yet thoughts are always expressed in this stilted "legalistic" or "corporate-like" language. Even as the dialog for baby cartoon characters. I mean, what kind of baby calls drinking "alcohol consumption?"

I don't think a troll would want to get Bryce to make these.

The weenish types might.

Then again Bryce latches onto the strangest things for the slightest reasons. Bryce is a person who's obsessed with Japanese beer because of a sign in a photo in a school textbook.

I know it's almost as autistic of me as of him but I get annoyed that the guy can't figure out how to approach dialogue in comics in a way to make it clear who is speaking first until after you read it.

I noticed that too:

What order do you even read the dialog bubbles in that first comic?

 

[GandT]

I know it's almost as autistic of me as of him but I get annoyed that the guy can't figure out how to approach dialogue in comics in a way to make it clear who is speaking first until after you read it. There are some of his that are even worse where the person speaking first will have a speech bubble both lower and to the right of the other.

I don't recall seeing a single Bruce picture in which the order is 'correct'. It's probably better to just read them assuming it's wrong from the start and be pleasantly surprised if otherwise.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Whether it's Original, Spectra, Love Heart, Two Tone, National Pride or any combination thereof, these and many more characters love them.

Top row: Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants), Beth Smith (Rick & Morty), Missy (Big Mouth), Clarence (Clarence), Grizzly Bear (We Bare Bears)
Bottom row: Baby Butter (PB&J Otter), Sheen Esetevez (Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius), Jenny Wakeman aka XJ-9 (My Life As A Teenage Robot), Candace (Phineas & Ferb), Blake Myers (Get Blake)