Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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How the fuck is adding bumpbows gonna increase pageviews?
Autistic logic at its finest. He likes bumpbows, so any pages with bumpbows would get increased views from him. He has no theory of mind, so he assumes that everyone else feels the same way he does. Hence, he's simply amazed that more people aren't doing bumpbow art, because who wouldn't like bumpbows?

This guy is a living freakshow...
Yep. Looks like we have parental units on a Borb level of ineptitude...
 
Given his level of autism, I'd wager that it's literally "2014". As in "things that add up to 2014", "appearances of the number 2014 in media", and "years named 2014".

I think given the size and "2014" it's likely some kind of textbook, a 2014 revision specifically. What it's about, I can't tell since the picture is too low resolution.

What the flying fuck is a bump bow and why is he so into them

I was gonna say the same damn thing. As far as I can tell they're bow shaped stickers meant for pregnant women to put on their stomach. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me. It seems even more weird and pointless than the shit I see sold on infomercials, and some of that shit is fucking retarded.
 
I was gonna say the same damn thing. As far as I can tell they're bow shaped stickers meant for pregnant women to put on their stomach. Why anyone would want to do that is beyond me. It seems even more weird and pointless than the shit I see sold on infomercials, and some of that shit is fucking retarded.
Your belly button can poof out all weird when you are pregnant so they have a practical use for smoothing things out when wearing certain shirts.

It's pretty creepy how obsessed he is about them. I wonder if his family is aware he is buying them or if they just don't care as long as it keeps him quiet.

He literally dreams about the things.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/I-had-a-dream-about-Bumpbows-594899351
 
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OK. This is really disturbing. He has drawn a whole series of pictures where he is a caretaker or older brother or playmate or something of this Baby Walden...






And, finally, there's this one. Words can't even describe this...
 
OK. This is really disturbing. He has drawn a whole series of pictures where he is a caretaker or older brother or playmate or something of this Baby Walden...






And, finally, there's this one. Words can't even describe this...

Not going to lie: this man should never be trusted with the responsibility of a child's welfare. The first picture alone would put him high on the 'call Social Services' list.
 
OK. This is really disturbing. He has drawn a whole series of pictures where he is a caretaker or older brother or playmate or something of this Baby Walden...






And, finally, there's this one. Words can't even describe this...
What's with his unblinking fucking stare?
 
Your belly button can poof out all weird when you are pregnant so they have a practical use for smoothing things out when wearing certain shirts.

It's pretty creepy how obsessed he is about them. I wonder if his family is aware he is buying them or if they just don't care as long as it keeps him quiet.

He literally dreams about the things.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/I-had-a-dream-about-Bumpbows-594899351

He's drawn over 124 of these types of drawings and counting. It was inevitable.

EDIT: Oh my god this fucking conversation... I'm dying of laughter...
 
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Your belly button can poof out all weird when you are pregnant so they have a practical use for smoothing things out when wearing certain shirts.

It's pretty creepy how obsessed he is about them. I wonder if his family is aware he is buying them or if they just don't care as long as it keeps him quiet.

He literally dreams about the things.

http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com/journal/I-had-a-dream-about-Bumpbows-594899351
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"What do you like about them so much?"
"Let me tell you all about where I found them & what people should do with them"

His fucking Facebook, man---it's all about wanting Nick Jr. characters to openly breastfeed, &. . .this.

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If my Autism-to-English is correct, he's saying that he doesn't like that a female cosmetics company has more women than men in its employ.

Uh.
 
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Sorry for the double post, but his fucking Facebook, man---it's all about wanting Nick Jr. characters to openly breastfeed, &. . .this.

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If my Autism-to-English is correct, he's saying that he doesn't like that a female cosmetics company has more women than men in its employ.

Uh.

I don't think he gets why this would be a really bad idea.
 
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