Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[Gordon Cole]

Is... that Ruby from Max and Ruby? She looks extremely disgusted.

As disgusted as crossing your eyes can really be.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Looks like he was only programmed with a few responses.

It's almost like he's robotic or something.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's almost like he's robotic or something.

If he was a robot, it would actually make sense. Unblinking stares, repetition, emotionlessness, etc.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If he was a robot, it would actually make sense. Unblinking stares, repetition, emotionlessness, etc.

And sadly, he's not a robot. That's the scary part.

Also, I'd be like Ruby too if I were in a Bryce Cherry "original" too.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

For those who want to see the close-up of the "BE NICK" license plate...

 

[CatFace]

For those who want to see the close-up of the "BE NICK" license plate...

⊙△⊙

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

For those who want to see the close-up of the "BE NICK" license plate...

Christ, the Great Nickelodeon War really fucked some people up.

 

[Trombonista]

For those who want to see the close-up of the "BE NICK" license plate...

Can he even drive?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Can he even drive?

He has a car, as seen in these two pictures from this post. I can only imagine people shooting odd glares his way.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Can he even drive?

Well he has a car, so I'm going to assume he can, unfortunately.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I'm gonna post some of his stranger stuff per post by category in batches with descriptions. They will be spoilered.

First up, The Amazing World of Gumball. And he still draws Nicole's mouth wrong... -_-

Spoiler: Gumball Batch

I remember when playing Duke Nukem 3D that I saw a "Play Magazine" on the floor inside the adult shop, which is their version of Playboy.
Later on, I came up with the "Cartoon Play Magazine" to distinguish between the Play magazine (for gaming).
With the Bumpbows feature article, I suggest adult shops should stock them to add some colour to your "(strictly) adults only" party (where the participants wear them on their navels), and that visitors at "audience participation" strip clubs (and at related/similar joints) should bring some Bumpbows if participating.

Gumball (from The Amazing World Of Gumball) managed to get his hands on this issue without any problems and subsequently won one of the Nicole dolls.

The rating on the magazine X18, and is in line with my concept of a single worldwide censorship rating system.

Made by CartoonFun4Adults.
This is one that some would die for (especially her son Gumball - he managed to buy one after getting past age verification checks and then invite his friends to private parties involving the doll)... since it is so real that we can't explain the features here.

When this happned to Nicole who was having Anais, Gumball was a bit jealous of this not happing to himself, but he can try making this happen by eating a lot of bananas.

I got the idea from a scene in CSI Las Vegas (most likely from the final season or the season before the final season), of which I found a bit bizarre.
Nicole was going out to a social function with her friends in the evening, so she asked Richard to look after the kids.
Richard then turned on the TV and saw that the football match which had his favourite team was about to start, and then he became absorbed in the match; later on, he started drinking a six-pack of Bud.
When Richard got excited that it was looking like a good chance that his team would win, he kept drinking the rest of the six-pack until it was finished, and he did not pay any attention towards the kids.
Nicole was shocked to find Richard did not look after the kids (make healthy meals for them and make sure that they are not too late going to bed) - as Nicole complained to him after arriving home, Richard responded with a long burp because he was too drunk to give a proper answer.

I got the idea for this from an Advanced Medical Institute (AMI) ad with the "bedroom police" - AMI was pushing their (often ineffective) products for bedroom problems quite hard - just about any doctor is able to answer questions about your bedroom problems, but a certain percentage resist asking a doctor because the patient could feel embarrassed about asking such questions.
Sometimes, Richard gets a case of "brewer's droop" in such bedroom situations, a reference mentioned in the Dire Straits song "Industrial Disease".

The Australian Competition and Concumer Commission has also found AMI has engaged in unconscionable conduct: www.accc.gov.au/media-release/…

Since her other car (an old station wagon) was written off in an accident (where she was not injured) when the wheel nuts fell off due to not being tightened properly after a service, she decided to get a Mitsubishi Outlander, which is a bit more fuel efficient than the other car.

This was one that he could afford (which kids' money can buy)... sometimes, he terrorized the neighbours with it (a few times dangerously), including firing a starting pistol or playing loud music.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Next-up, his anti-smoking material. It's more funny than horrifying, to be honest.

On November 5, 2005, Philip Morris celebrated the 50th anniversary of the Marlboro brand.
There were some cartoon characters of which I think would smoke Marlboro, so I came up with the cartoon version of the New Voice Club of the Niagara Frontier.
BUGA UP stands for Billboard Utilising Graphitists Against Unhealthy Promotions - so I came up with some pieces they did not think of before.

Spoiler: Winners Don't Use Drugs

From the cartoon version of New Voice Club of the Niagara Frontier, he helped celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Marlboro brand, but in a negative way.
He has heart disease, and his speeches were:

"Of course we are celebrating. They had the birthday because it is a way to get in front of the public. To me, that's another way of advertising their poison"
"They show them the sporty side of smoking. It's sexy, it's lasting and feminine"
"Like that lurching song, how many people have you killed today, Marlboro?"

View the video on [link]

A revision of [link]
His speeches now are:
"Of course they are celebrating their birthday
because here again it is a way to get in front of the public,
to me that's just another way of advertising their poison"
"They show the sporty type, the sporty side of smoking that it's sexy, that it's masculine, that it's feminine"
"Like the lyrics of that song, how many people have you killed today, Marlboro?"

...Peter Jackson (my favourite cigarette brand, even though I don't smoke!) billboard with BUGA UP alterations.
I got the idea from an "I'm For Peter Jackson" billboard with (pre) BUGA UP alterations.

You may have heard about the "Be Marlboro" campaign in several countries, and at the time of posting, there is an contest for anti-ads of "Be Marlboro".
Lisa The Babysitter smoked Marlboros for a long time and then developed lung cancer, then Dexter tried to cure it to no avail.

Bonus: There's a critique of this drawing.

Overall very good. I like mini story u added in for dexter. Art is good also, and the message is simple and too the point. A little dark when u mention what happen to lisa but I like dark story elements and most anti smoking commercials do that anyways. What I love the most though is showing then not even brilliant scientist like dexter can't fix this either, that's very strong writing. My only complaint is the sign shiwned next to dexter, it's feels a little forced with the sign but I've seen that as well so no biggie nice job

...Peter Jackson (my favourite cigarette brand, even though I don't smoke!) billboard with BUGA UP alterations.
I got the idea from an "I'm For Peter Jackson" billboard with (pre) BUGA UP alterations.

You may have heard about the "Be Marlboro" campaign in several countries, and at the time of posting, there is an contest for anti-ads of "Be Marlboro".
Uncle Blenny smoked Marlboros for a long time and later ended up with heart disease as well as bladder, prostate and throat cancer.

I think this would be a rather good PSA if it was on TV... but it might be a little bit scary to very young children (r.e. "you in the black box.")

Idea from video on [link] - select the "Black Box" advertisement.

He is using a bone conducting device and has bladder and prostate cancer since he smoked Marlboros for a long time.

His speeches are:
"I smoked Marlboros for a long time. They're celebrating 50 years and what they don't tell you outright, is the damage it can do to you."
"My throat started closing up on me. I went to a doctor, they did a biopsy or an x-ray and found a lump on my vocal chords."
"And I found out that I had cancer of the bladder and cancer of the prostate."
"This is one toy you don't want. Whatever you do, don't start smoking."

Of course, he smokes Marlboro, especially when he is under stress in the army - there was the issue of high smoking rates among the Australian Navy, but this was addressed with the end of duty free tobacco sales to Australian Defence personnel.
He has a cover over a hole in his throat which is covered by his uniform, meaning he cannot enter water or work in rainy conditions.

His speeches are:
"Boy, they made it 50 years. I made them rich buying all the different cigarettes and ended up with a Marlboro brand. Wow! Why don't they give me some of that back?"
"You might end up with the geriatric society with no vocal chords. Tobacco doesn't tell you about the bad side of what's happened. Excuse me."

Of course, he smoked Marlboro (along with Zosky who later got throat cancer) and later on, Kaput lost his voice and had to use a bone conduction taking device.

His speeches are:
"Philip Morris is making billions and billions of dollars and they are killing thousands and thousands of people because of the fact that this is a profit making organization. And if you look at the documents some of the executives, the CEO's of Philip Morris you will find out that they do not smoke."
"I was told that I had cancer, and one of my vocal chords was paralyzed, and the other one was partially paralyzed."

 

[GandT]

I'm gonna post some of his stranger stuff per post by category in batches with descriptions. They will be spoilered.

First up, The Amazing World of Gumball. And he still draws Nicole's mouth wrong... -_-

Spoiler: Gumball Batch

There are no words which can suitably describe this level of :autism:.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

There are no words which can suitably describe this level of :autism:.

I know. He's the type of person that'll leave you speechless. Very very speechless. Just look at this pic below:

I got the idea from a Dick Smith Electronics ad about finding someone who speaks his language (electronics).
Apparently in Wuzzleberg, there was no-one Widget could turn to for help with building better robots, so she turned to me and I clearly understood her language.
Since I had a good experience using a LeCroy oscilloscope, I recommened one to Widget along with particular measurement packs such as serial bus decoding and power measurement tools.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I know. He the type of person that'll leave you speechless. Very very speechless. Just look at this pic below:

I don't know what's creepier, thefact they're talking about technology with diagrams, or that it's coming out of a guy with the soul-sucking stare.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't know what's creepier, thefact they're talking about technology with diagrams, or that it's coming out of a guy with the soul-sucking stare.

It's almost like outsider art.

Emphasis on "almost".

 

[Muscle Bra]

In some alternate reality, Bryce Cherry, MD, PhD has probably been awarded the Nobel Prize for curing cancer and is now working on FTL travel or cold fusion or something. In our reality, he has imaginary technical conversations with cartoon characters.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

"Baby" characters/diaper fetish. He says he doesn't have one, but given that he assumes that some characters would prefer certain diaper brands, I have my doubts.

No descriptions this time because they're not really interesting.

Spoiler: Baby On Board, how I've adored...

 

[Muscle Bra]

"Baby" characters/diaper fetish. He says he doesn't have one, but given that he assumes that some characters would prefer certain diaper brands, I have my doubts.

Ohhh, now we're getting to the good ("good" being a relative term) stuff. I can't wait for all the pics of Bryce and Baby Walden...