🎨 Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

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LagoonaBlue said:
Happy New Year.

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woowie queen said:
everything is wrong with this.
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dev-catscratch said:
I still think Nickelodeon is deceptive and harmful in certain aspects, such as Nick News and The Big Green Help - what would you think if Nickelodeon SE (Ireland), Nickelodeon USA and MTV were split into three separate companies?
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It's a network for kids. Nobody cares what you think, man.
 
He's posted a fair few things over the last few days. Here's one piece that particularly stood out.

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From his review on his year in 2016:

dev-catscratch said:
Personal achievements:
* Getting the 4G issue fixed regarding the SIM card in my 4G phone.
* Building two custom arcade machines attachments for retro-styled TVs including a "barrel" shaped TV.
* Getting on a Boeing 747 at the Qantas Founders Museum in Longreach.
* Finding the structure depicted on the cover of a telephone directory (White Pages), which was the interior of the Stockman's Hall of Fame in Longreach.
* Finding the Chinese translation (after a while) for "Shopkins", which transliterates into "Crazy Department Store".

deviantART achievements:
* Making it to my 200th character in the "i'm luggin' it" parody, being Clarissa from Clarissa Explains It All.
* Being the first to introduce Bumpbows to deviantART.
* Coming up with an OC, being Widget's daughter Alicia, which Widget "explains it all" to Alicia.
* Coming up with a brand extension to Littlest Pet Shop, being the Littlest Arcade Game.

Disasters:
* Numerous earthquakes occuring worldwide.
* A massive explosion at a fireworks storage facility in Mexico.
* Donald Trump being elected President.

Tragedies:
* Four people losing their lives when a ride malfunctioned at Dreamworld on the Gold Coast.
* A plane crash resulting in the loss of the majority of the Brazilian football team Chapeconese.

Miracles:
* Everyone on an Emirates flight escaping safely after the plane catches fire after landing with its landing gear up.

Triumphs:
* For the first time ever, the Olympics were held in the South American region, with a nation represented under the Olympic flag receiving a gold medal for the the very first time.

Milestones:
* Australia having decimal currency for 50 years and also in the same country, TV for 60 years.
* The open source operating system Linux being around for 25 years.
* Nicktoons being around for 25 years.
* The hard disk drive being around for 60 years.

Tributes:
* Andrew Sachs who played Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
* John Glenn, the oldest man in space.
* King Bhumibol Aduladej, the King of Thailand.
* Carrie Fisher who played Princess Leia in Star Wars.
* Closure of the Telstra 2G GSM network due to a declining customer base for this network, which was in service for 23 years.
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I'm actually surprised he can comprehend who Donald Trump is. I thought he didn't know of anything that wasn't Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network, bumpbows, fetishes or electronical equipment.
 
Robot Holocaust said:
I'm actually surprised he can comprehend who Donald Trump is. I thought he didn't know of anything that wasn't Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network, bumpbows, fetishes or electronical equipment.
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My guess is that he's probably heard of Trump through his "friends" on dA.
 
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dev-catscratch said:
Features include:

* All online ads for the free version are screened for age appropriateness
* Health topics primarily focused on children and families are available offline
* Questions children often ask are available offline
* Interactive walkthroughs of procedures including use of medical machines with realistic sounds such as MRI scans to help a child understand a particular medical diagnostic or procedure is not as scary as once thought
* Development Diary
* Kid Safe area which includes games suitable for all ages and YouTube videos such as TV shows which teach good values and videos on how things work - with lock and time limit option so that children can only use this section and cannot do anything else
* Recommended games which are suitable for all ages such as logic and puzzle games, including games which teach good values

The paid version is ad-free and does not require online connectivity other than the Kid Safe area (e.g. YouTube videos).
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I've noticed another recurring fixation of Bryce: medical procedures involving machinery like X-ray or MRI scanners and how they're not scary. And of course, fake "information apps."
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I've noticed another recurring fixation of Bryce: medical procedures involving machinery like X-ray or MRI scanners and how they're not scary.
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I wonder if they threw him through a brain MRI at some point when they were trying to figure out what on earth is wrong with him.
... You know, besides autism.
 
He's also uploaded a 'screenshot' of the Walden app, showing 10 medical questions asked by kids. And, of course, one of the questions is on belly buttons:

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