Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

[Bugaboo]

About a third of that burger is poisonous to horses.

You can't even eat coconut husks, they grind them up and sell them as a soil additive or substrate for reptile tanks

Also excuse me where is the secret sauce

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Why is she so happy?

He traced it from official art.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why is she so happy?

The sweet release of death is not too far off for her?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

What is he doing?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

What is he doing?

Playing loud music on his speakers, apparently.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So many things he could obsess about in that photo alone: Jim Beam, paper towels, boxes, the list goes on.

Also, who's the second person taking the photo, unless he set it to delay?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Context:

Yet another line from the Sony Xplod "Disturb The Peace" campaign which markets incivility with their products.
Recently, I added the Twenty One Pilots song "Ride" to my list of songs which would be good to annoy the neighbours with (I don't endorse that!)
Also, the aforesaid song (which in the music video the scene ignites during the chorous) reminds me of a tagline from Pioneer's marketing of incivility with their high power car audio systems: Disturb Defy Disrupt Ignite.

 

[A-tistic]

After watching s19e08 of South Park I've realized Bryce is a human advert.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Spoiler: international bumpbow ads he made

Translation: The cutest solution for the mother-to-be.

Translation: For the gift you'll ultimately deliver.

My pick of these ten countries would be Japan.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Spoiler: international bumpbow ads he made

WHERE IS ISRAEL?!

 

[Trombonista]

The Japanese should be バンプボー. In fact, the character for "bow" in his translation refers to the bow for shooting arrows.

 

[SneaselFox]

Spoiler: Trump should've suggested The Wall be built somewhere else

I strongly believe that the Ad Council needs to stop delivering its PSAs outside the United States (this practices wastes up to at least US$200 million annually, not to mention distortion on perceptions on issues not relevant to communities outside the US) including limiting access (to within the United States and disable access for people using anonymizers, proxy servers and VPNs) for social media channels and websites related to Ad Council PSAs including PSA Central.
Of course, there is an avenue of appeal should anyone within the United States have a problem accessing such websites.

This is why aliens never come visit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

WHERE IS ISRAEL?!

What random thing triggered Bryce's anti-Israel obsession?

Looks like he needs to update that list.

This is why aliens never come visit.

And why time travelers don't visit our time?

 

[A-tistic]

What random thing triggered Bryce's anti-Israel obsession?

Looks like he needs to update that list.


And why time travelers don't visit our time?

In the future everyone is too busy having Bumpbow parties and sticking Duck bottles up the ass to care about the past. They probably don't even know there was a time before the Bryce AI gained control of their minds. Long live Bryce!

Bombthreats is peace
Non-mandatory Bumpbows is slavery
Duck bottles in the ass is strength

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

The Japanese should be バンプボー.

I reran some of those translations through Google Translate. He was off on those.

"The solutions to be funny!" for the Malyasian one and "Gift supplies you finally" for the Swedish one.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Spoiler: international bumpbow ads he made

If you're talking about selling them as in selling them for fetishistic purposes, then none.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If you're talking about selling them as in selling them for fetishistic purposes, then none.

There's a market in Australia. Only one customer though.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I think he wants to be a better father here.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, cool that Bryce doesn't know how cellphones work.