It was an embarrassing day for Georgia. Earlier, she had a run-in with a crocodile, and to say it wasn't pretty was an understatement.
"Wow," Georgia mumbled to herself. "Iris really proved how horrible a person she is. I HAVE to get her back! But first, I need my clothes back."
Georgia went to nearest boutique and bought a yellow hat and gloves, a turquoise vest and boots, and a dark green underskirt and thigh-highs. She put them all on, sans the shoes, then went on her way.
The Dragon Buster then went to a dark mansion in a nearby forest. In it, a Hex Maniac was sitting on a table.
"I foresaw your arrival, Georgia," the Hex Maniac said. "What would you like for me to do?"
"I wish..." Georgia answered, "to perform a séance."
"Say no more," the Hex Maniac said. "I know exactly who for. Hold hands with me and say this with me." She then joined hands with Georgia as they began to chant.
O spirit, resting in the sky,
We beg of thee, please hear our cry.
Descend upon thee from thy light,
And set to order wrong from right.
Awaken, now, back into fame,
As we dare to call out thy name:
Steve Irwin!
After some ruckus and some thunder, the ghost of Steve Irwin appeared in the room! "'ey, what am I doing here?"
"You are Steve Irwin, right?" the Hex Maniac asked. "The legendary Crocodile Hunter?"
"Yeah, that's right," Irwin responded. "I wrangled many creatures in my day, trying to jam my thumb up their buttholes. However, a stingray caught me off-guard when I tried to jam my thumb up its butthole, and it stung me."
"Well," Georgia responded, "we need you to wrangle a crocodile."
"Crikey!" Irwin responded. "I can do that! Where is the little bugger?"
"I'll show you," Georgia responded. She paid the Hex Maniac and went on her way.
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Way out in the riverbank, Iris and Axew were still cracking up at the display earlier that day. Georgia and Irwin sneaked up to them along the bushes.
"That's the girl who told me to do it," Georgia told Irwin.
"And you did it? You're really brave, you know that?"
"Thanks," Georgia said with a blush. "So, what's the plan?"
"My plan," Irwin explained, "is that you'll have to lure the croc here, then I'll lunge out and try to piss it off by jamming my thumb up its butthole. Oh, and you'll need this in case something goes wrong." He gave Georgia his gun.
Georgia nodded and walked up to Iris. "Hey, Dragon sleaze," she greeted.
"Bwahaha! You're seriously back for more? What a kid!" Iris laughed.
"I learned that in order to be a Crocodile Buster," Georgia said, "you'll need some help."
"And who did you get?" Iris asked rhetorically. "Steve Irwin? Hahahahaha!"
"Actually, yes," Georgia replied. "First, let's get that croc back."
"Hey, crocodile!" Georgia called out. "I'm back if you're still hungry, and I know you are!"
Soon, the tick-tock sound of a clock was ringing in their ears. The crocodile was coming. "Now!" Georgia called.
At that moment, Irwin jumped out and landed on the crocodile's back. "Cricket! He's already pissed off! Now to jam my thumb up its butthole!" And he proceeded to do just that.
Georgia watched on in awe. Iris and Axew watched in horror.
Soon, the crocodile couldn't handle it anymore. Irwin got off and onto shore, and the crocodile swam away fast.
"Well, well, Iris," Georgia declared. "Looks like we won after all."
"I can't believe it. How?!?"
"Easy," she answered. "I'm just better. See ya next Tuesday." She then pulled out the gun and shot Iris point-blank in the head, killing her.
All was silent for a few seconds. Then Georgia started to laugh. It was karmic payback not only for the incident of that day, but for all the other times when Iris had been cruel to her.
"Thank you, Steve Irwin," Georgia said. She gave the gun back, took off her hat, and held it against her heart. "I couldn't have done it without you."
"'ey, it's no big deal," Irwin replied. "Feel free to summon me again if you need me to piss off more creatures by jamming my thumb up their butthole." With that, he ascended back into heaven.
Georgia sighed and smiled as he looked at Iris' headless corpse. Axew had long ran away. She looked at the sky with a smile, knowing all was right with the world.
