Burger King General Thread - UPDATE: Despite Spergy OP

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What Are Your Thoughts on Burger King?

  • Ye.

    Votes: 108 43.9%

  • Ne.

    Votes: 75 30.5%

  • Seriously, Nigger? Fast Food?

    Votes: 45 18.3%

  • Who or What is This "Burger King" You Speak of, Why Should I Care?

    Votes: 18 7.3%
  • Total voters
    246
been wanting a Bacon King for a while now, damn those are good even if their pry full of a lot of calories.

I also miss those Satisfries they used to have, those were good too...
 
The Farmhouse King is fucking great, although probably will kill you if you've already eaten something.
 
Is the Big King still around? Incredible sandwich, but I think they got rid of it, at least in my area.
 
It pisses me off that they always ask me if I want cheese on my burger. No bitch, if I wanted your shitty cheese, I would have asked for a cheeseburger.
 
They are running a pretty good deal on breakfast menu, so I had one of their croissant breakfast sandwiches last week, which came with a side order of coin-sized hashbrowns that are basically just flatter tatertots. The sandwich is ok, but I think the smaller hashbrowns are inferior to the regular sized ones that they serve everywhere else, as the smaller ones have a higher surface area to volume ratio and will thus absorb proportionally more oil during the frying process.
 
millais said:
They are running a pretty good deal on breakfast menu, so I had one of their croissant breakfast sandwiches last week, which came with a side order of coin-sized BIG, BLACK DICK that are basically just flatter tatertots. The sandwich is ok, but I think the smaller BIG, BLACK DICK are inferior to the regular sized ones that they serve everywhere else, as the smaller ones have a higher surface area to volume ratio and will thus absorb proportionally more oil during the frying process.
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I'm guessing you said hash browns?
Edit: I guessed correctly.
 
Does anyone remember when Burger King served tacos? Years ago, Burger King sold two tacos for a $1 and, like Jack in the Box, consisted of lettuce, hot sauce, cheese and questionable meat. Both were tasty but I thought Burger King's tasted richer compared to Jack in the Boxes.
 
The Burger King in my town closed a few years ago. The drive thru always look at least a half hour to go through even if you were the only one there and apparently drugs were being sold by employees. It's now replaced with a dollar store.

Until it was bulldozed, it was pretty much a time capsule to the 90's, with the interior covered with the Burger King Kids Club characters near the playset.
 
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Every motorway service station in Britain has either a BK or a McDonald's. Never both. At least not in my experience. That being said, a big fat Double Whopper is just the ticket to break up a six-hour drive and the grease and sugar and salt keeps you wired enough not to fall asleep while stuck in the traffic aneurysm that is Bristol.
 
i guess both coke.zero and hash.browns are wordfiltered. i did not know about the latter for some reason
 
I live right down the street from Burger King and they're the nearest thing that's open 24 hours, so the number of times I've gotten 1:30 am chicken nuggets is shameful. Their coffee is surprisingly acceptable though, and the coffee cups are just plain white cups with a Burger King branded thing wrapped around it, so you can tear that off and walk around drinking it without looking retarded.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Every motorway service station in Britain has either a BK or a McDonald's.
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I've bumped into a few Wimpy Burger places too at stops, it's pretty strange.

Anyway, I'm fine with BK I just rarely eat it because there's not a local one anywhere near.
 
millais said:
i guess both coke.zero and hash.browns are wordfiltered. i did not know about the latter for some reason
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The latter filter existed before the former.
 
I haven't been to BK in years. I'd noticed a decline in taste for several years but kept going back because there weren't a lot of quick options on this side of town at the time (not a lot of sit down options either for that matter). But then they started fucking up the orders so bad regardless of ordering inside or in the drive-thru. Actually the only advantage to going inside is that they couldn't fuck up your drink. Then In-N-Out came to this side of town and I never looked back.
 
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