Burnt to a crisp.

[Cats]

First, my head gets violently Squashed. Now someone has gone and set it ablaze! I just don't know what to do anymore.


I would cry, but the fire has evaporated all of my tears.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Look what they've done to my boy. My boy, I'm calling in my favor, fix him up for the funeral.

 

[Hamstirer]

No ki ki nooo, have some icewater

 

[Coldgrip]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Ah shit, uhhhhh can I get a baconator combo and a facial reconstruction surgery on the side, and a small frosty, I'm watching my weight here.

 

[Coldgrip]

Ah shit, uhhhhh can I get a baconator combo and a facial reconstruction surgery on the side, and a small frosty, I'm watching my weight here.

All we have is some crystal meth and a guy that we locked in the freezer, will that do instead?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'll take a large meth no guy, and are you guys still doing the Krabby patty or do I need to buy my own thousand island?

 

[Tablet County]

Owned.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

First wipe all the soot of your face from the burn then drop an anvil on your head to squish it back the other way, if you end up having a wide squashed head use a vise to slowly get back to a normal head. Trust me I have a medical degree from acme University

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

This is what the baby of @Cats and @Judas Connor Moon would be like:

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

i smomke you like a blunt

my lungs then explode

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’ll call someone.

 

[Sugriva]

I fixed him

 

[Cats]

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I fixed him

Oh yeah...that gel Cools real good. What a great gel.

Thanks, Cinco.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Two of nine lives gone. Now what? Curiosity will take him.

 

[Doom House V]

Burnt cat?

 

[Hamstirer]

Ah shit, uhhhhh can I get a baconator combo and a facial reconstruction surgery on the side, and a small frosty, I'm watching my weight here.

We don't serve burnt chicken round these parts.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

No ki ki nooo, have some icewater

Those instructions suck, I turned my back for a minute and it was burnt.

 

[Cougar Pump]

To shreds you say? Well, how is the wife holding up?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

We don't serve burnt chicken round these parts.

Then what DO you serve? I'm not eating a salad unless it's a Cobb Salad because I can enjoy a hard boiled one