Buttjobs vs Boobjobs.

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Real talk, honestly depends on how thicc the girl is and the shape of her ass. If she's got a combination of thicc and some muscle back there then that shit can feel fucking awesome. If the ass is flabby, flat or leans more wide than deep though then it usually doesn't feel all that nice.

Tit jobs on the other hand all basically feel the same tbh.
 
Anime Kid With Goggles said:
I'm a bit fucked in the head and retarded, so please clarify:

Are we talking about touching grass in the LITERAL SENSE? Or about the terminology of "touching grass" in the metaphorical sense as in "Be a normal functional member of society, who has a job, is considered socially adjusted, and has sexual intercourse on regular intervals"
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Literally go outside, find a nice lush green patch of grass, get on your knees and place your hands upon it.
 
Afinepickle said:
Real talk, honestly depends on how thicc the girl is and the shape of her ass. If she's got a combination of thicc and some muscle back there then that shit can feel fucking awesome.
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OMG! that sounds fucking nice! I want a thick butt girl to envelop my cock upon her butt flesh and make me climax!
Grub said:
Literally go outside, find a nice lush green patch of grass, get on your knees and place your hands upon it.
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Idk, too much effort atm
 
Anime Kid With Goggles said:
OMG! that sounds fucking nice! I want a thick butt girl to envelop my cock upon her butt flesh and make me climax!
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Then get of your computer, learn to contain the 'tism, go outside and do literally anything other than posting about sex on fucking kiwi farms of all places.

Getting laid is as simple as existing out in meat space around chicks, being reasonably presentable and having at least a handful of interests or hobbies you're passionate about.

Maybe once you get some you'll be less of an insufferable sperg.
 
Afinepickle said:
Then get of your computer, learn to contain the 'tism, go outside and do literally anything other than posting about sex on fucking kiwi farms of all places.

Getting laid is as simple as existing out in meat space around them, being reasonably presentable and having at least a handful of interests or hobbies you're passionate about.

Maybe once you get some you'll be less of an insufferable sperg.
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Negative my friend. I am severely retarded, physically deformed, and psychotic beyond what you'd ever believe! :)
 
Dude Ukraine said:
And judging by your avatar you are into shota, do you really want carry on? Lurk more.
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Nah. I'm not into shotas but I'm sure there are dudes out there into mommy domination stuff, where they wanna imagine themselves as the little boy being dommed by the sexy, busty, thick adult woman. Sorta like Shouta and Lucoa in that dragon maid show.
 
Are you a goblin-kin? You can claim yourself as a goblin for real so women can no long judge your look or you can accuse them being bigots :)
 
yeah I'd rank them both about "meh" next to a good handjob or succ
they're fun for aesthetics but sorta okay in practice
 
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