Buttjobs vs Boobjobs.

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NekoRightsActivist said:
why don't you just support feminism? You can get a lot of those landwhales as a "male feminist" you know
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Nah, those girls are a different kinda fat. All their fat cells go to their abdomens and stomachs, and basically not at all on their butts.

No thank you. 🤢🤮

And even if I was hypothetically into that stuff, those girls would all be generally turned off by my Center-Right and non PC political views.
 
Uberpenguin said:
Oh it's another one of these idiots who show up and deliberately say retarded sexually embarrassing shit for attention.


Speaking of sexually retarded shit, that is absolutely not true.
Tits are for fetishistic coomers, they represent a woman being disabled by her femininity. That's why trannies are so obsessed with tits, because they enjoy the way massive tits incapacitate women. They like the idea of their own womanhood disabling them.
Also fat women like playing up tits because they can pretend their being fat is desirable because it makes their breasts larger.

Further, quality fake tits can sometimes be confused for the real thing, where as ass implants rarely ever trick anyone, and obviously you can't do much about long/in shape legs. If all it takes is stuffing some silicone into someone to get you drooling, then clearly you are a chimp brained individual.
Further still, 70% waist hip ratio is associated with better outcomes in having children, where as breast size doesn't really confer any identifiable advantage to child rearing.

Ass and legs are a gentleman's priority, and anyone who disagrees is just objectively wrong and also stupid.
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fag
 
Butt-jobs shouldn't be a thing. Literally just a diet and exercise thing. There's a reason no one has ever met an ass-less chick who played softball, volleyball or any level of competitive swimming.

Tits on the other hand, thats purely genetic, I get wanting to stuff your shirt with silicone
 
Anime Kid With Goggles said:
I can't. I am a supreme gentleman. I get a -60 bonus towards sex. Don't you even read the stat cards?

It's a foreplay thing. :)

Idk, research on sex I guess for sex studies.

Yeah like I said I'm a supreme gentleman and an introvert.
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Once you become an adult, me and my crew of black bucks are turning you out, homey.....
 
Kari Kamiya said:
This is like asking about handjobs vs. footjobs and there is only one correct answer.
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Duh, only one's got sole.
Everyone is ignoring the real patrician's choice, the back of the knees.
 
Begemot said:
Anyone with a Bennet avi is an insolent child, mentally.
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Could be worse. I could have a Klee PFP. Anyone with a Klee PFP is either a 15 year old "Mom doesn't understand me" Emo girl, or a 35 year old, 300 lb, cheeto covered Redditor who wants to fuck lolis.

Truly a summary of the genshin community if I don't say so myself.
 
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Like dude, fucking seriously, could you imagine this lady kicking down your door at night, holding you hostage, knocking you unconscious and tying you up to a chair. Then you wake up, she's in this sexy outfit, her ass and body all oiled up, and she starts grinding on you, teasing the fuck out of you for hours not letting you cum. The after much suspense she finally slides her fat sexy buttcheeks over your cock, enveloping it in her love mountains, and grinds all up and down and YOU JUST EXPLODE all over. I mean goddamn.

:oops:🥵🥵🥵🥵
 
Anime Kid With Goggles said:
Nah, those girls are a different kinda fat. All their fat cells go to their abdomens and stomachs, and basically not at all on their butts.

No thank you. 🤢🤮

And even if I was hypothetically into that stuff, those girls would all be generally turned off by my Center-Right and non PC political views.
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Look chanp, I don't think you're in a position to be picky and by the sound of things you might just have to settle for the guntjob.
 
Sex (with emotion)>>>>>>> sex > blowjob > handjob > boobjob = assjob

The one redeeming thing about boob/assjobs is that they can be rolled into foreplay like handjobs without any upsell like a blowjob could.

Regardless, touch grass, tap ass nerds

tehpope said:
Kneejobs. Fucking the fold of the knee.
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Back of the knee maybe...
 
No love for footjobs?

Seriously, stop being such a filthy coomer. You are going to end up like that one Gentleman Gamer dude who also had an ass fetish that he sperged about.
 
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