Clearly the mortician forgot to include this tragedy in the "non-natural cause" category then. Blunders like this happen all the time. Japanese people are known for being unprofessional and lazy. Besides, most Japanese people end up hanging by their belts. They might as well consider suicide a natural cause at this point.
Someone should probably tell the AI that wrote this text that Near is dead actually, and some farmers killed him by just standing there.
Gosh it sure does seem like he isn't actually dead.
After more than a brief glance, yes, you're probably right in that regard. Heck, all of their stuff seems like it was a mix of AI written and machine translated.
Where did you get this photo from?
The report of death is dated June 27th, a month and a half after the last reported suicide in 2021. An inaccuracy this large seems unlikely, as does a suicide in June 2021 making it into the 2022 report instead.
Yo this nigga name really GRINDR? That's hilarious
I've said this before, if Byuu really is dead then Hector Martin fucked up massively in proving, like, anything about it.
