C++ is the superior language - And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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Unlike you I’m not scared off by segfaults. I embrace them.
Correct, and while you embrace segfaults I went and got multiple remote jobs. I filtered myself from C++ and you filtered yourself from the private market.

npC's literally all post the same 5 things about segfaults, pointers, memory management, think they're hardcore as they are literally witnessing flushing their lives down the toilet and racing to their graves for 15 mins of fame in a local IRC C++ circlejerk.
 
Correct, and while you embrace segfaults I went and got multiple remote jobs. I filtered myself from C++ and you filtered yourself from the private market.

npC's literally all post the same 5 things about segfaults, pointers, memory management, think they're hardcore as they are literally witnessing flushing their lives down the toilet and racing to their graves for 15 mins of fame in a local IRC C++ circlejerk.
You work for outsourcing agencies and I work for the government. We are not the same. What’s your clearance?
 
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You’re right it’s not much work if it’s only 8 to 12 4 days a week. It’s pretty cozy. How long do they have you in the cagie you wagie?
Private sector, 100% remote and 30 mins of work per week for each $100K and got more than one going of them at once. Sitting at home and put myself on mute jerking off during meetings. Wow but you get Friday off that's impressive.

I get it, you're yet another C++ stooge autist that is maintaining some piece of shit gov system and you think you're better than oop sheeple cause you make the code impossible to modernize so you can't be fired.
 
Private sector, 100% remote and 30 mins of work per week for each $100K and got more than one going of them at once. Sitting at home and put myself on mute jerking off during meetings. Wow but you get Friday off that's impressive.

I get it, you're yet another C++ stooge autist that is maintaining some piece of shit gov system and you think you're better than oop sheeple cause you make the code impossible to modernize so you can't be fired.
You sound like a weirdo that couldn’t move past the concept of polymorphism which is why you’re stuck jacking in zoom calls and standups. Learn some functional programming and write your own lexer and parser to build a custom compiler and only then will I give you the credit to shit all over a real man’s language. You should be able to do this easily if you’re as smart and handsome as you declare.
 
You sound like a weirdo that couldn’t move past the concept of polymorphism which is why you’re stuck jacking in zoom calls and standups. Learn some functional programming and write your own lexer and parser to build a custom compiler and only then will I give you the credit to shit over a real man’s language. You should be able to do this easily if you’re as smart and handsome as you declare.
I don't need to pass your shitty faggot purity test to make the money I do and I don't need to know how a compiler works since there has already been one provided for free that works for 25 years. Don't worry though, your government won't turn their back on C++ so you've got job sec-

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That’s very based of you to say.
It's true. It's a lot fucking nicer to write code in than C++. The syntax is fucking miles above the godawful mess that C++'s syntax is. Ranges are a bit confusing but super cool when you figure them out. D's OOP model is a lot more straightforward than C++'s. The way D handles pointers is a lot safer than C and C++ and function pointers are pretty useful and powerful. I managed to pretty much emulate an entire virtual cpu worth of opcodes with an array of function pointers. It is garbage collected, but that can be turned off for code that needs it and it does interface with C well if you really need it.

Last time I used it there wasn't much in the way of external libraries. Which is probably its biggest issue. You could write wrappers around C libraries somewhat easily but that takes time and the ones I used were a bit janky.
 
I don't need to pass your shitty faggot purity test to make the money I do and I don't need to know how a compiler works since there has already been one provided for free that works for 25 years. Don't worry though, your government won't turn their back on C++ so you've got job sec-

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Hahaha you can’t do something any undergraduate sophomore should be able to do. You’re shilling for a soyboy named Les Pounder that hocks Pis, I wouldn’t call him a creditable source or as he puts it a ‘creative technologist’ if his bread and butter is glorified breadboards.

You my friend are a useful idiot. In your mind the world is a safer place from memory mismanagement if there is no option to open the box and peer what’s inside.

You are not a builder. You are a worker ant.
 
Last time I used it there wasn't much in the way of external libraries. Which is probably its biggest issue. You could write wrappers around C libraries somewhat easily but that takes time and the ones I used were a bit janky.
You don't say. It's not just the biggest issue it's literally the only thing in a lang that matters. But hopefully you can trick some corp into pretending they will pay you for 10 years to write all that shit yourself.

You my friend are a useful idiot. In your mind the world is a safer place from memory mismanagement if there is no option to open the box and peer what’s inside.
Somehow have never experienced this mythical memory mismanagement even once that all C/C++ niggers keep spouting about in 15 years even when I have to work on some piece of shit that is at 100% memory usage all day. Servers (on this brand newfangled bullshit called the cloud that is probably a passing fad that will die in the next year) have this thing called ECC memory and OOP's auto garbage collectors haven't failed once.

Again, showing off your circular logic thinking that you need to do all that shit manual because C++ is so antiquated. You think you're smart but you are just another faggot low level autist in some gov position that they would rather not have exist but they don't have the time right now to fight the battle to modernize it.
 
Somehow have never experienced this mythical memory mismanagement even once that all C/C++ niggers keep spouting about in 15 years even when I have to work on some piece of shit that is at 100% memory usage all day. Servers (on this brand newfangled bullshit called the cloud that is probably a passing fad that will die in the next year) have this thing called ECC memory and OOP's auto garbage collectors haven't failed once.

Again, showing off your circular logic thinking that you need to do all that shit manual because C++ is so antiquated. You think you're smart but you are just another faggot low level autist in some gov position that they would rather not have exist but they don't have the time right now to fight the battle to modernize it.
So what you’re telling me is you don’t care about performance and optimization because the hardware takes the burden of your foolishness. Have you ever opened a chipset architecture manual in your life? In summation what you’re informing me is that your job is useless and heavily rooted in marketing instead of application. Do you even know how to convert bases bruh?
 
So what you’re telling me is you don’t care about performance and optimization because the hardware takes the burden of your foolishness.
Completely correct, you can go into the cloud admin panel and bump up the memory and CPU and the client pays another $10 a month. They hit that because they grew and put more shit in the system and it's worth developer time to make new features instead.

Have you ever opened a chipset architecture manual in your life?
Nope! And I'm better off for it because I can get a (multiple) high paying modern job(s). You realize this is literally lolcow Byuu territory?


Do you even know how to convert bases bruh?
Nope! In the real world we all use base 10 because we're not autistic pieces of shit. I know - you like to change bases around pointlessly to make the code less understandable to keep everyone else out.

There are a million parts in your car you don't understand how they work but there happens to not be some faggy online car community saying that you aren't allowed to become a mechanic until you can fabricate your own engine from scratch including making the metal.

Again, I do NOT give a FUCK about your shitty ass nigger purity test, and you stay OUT of the private sector where you do NOT belong.
 
Completely correct, you can go into the cloud admin panel and bump up the memory and CPU and the client pays another $10 a month. They hit that because they grew and put more shit in the system and it's worth developer time to make new features instead.


Nope! And I'm better off for it because I can get a (multiple) high paying modern job(s). You realize this is literally lolcow Byuu territory?



Nope! In the real world we all use base 10 because we're not autistic pieces of shit. I know - you like to change bases around pointlessly to make the code less understandable to keep everyone else out.

There are a million parts in your car you don't understand how they work but there happens to not be some faggy online car community saying that you aren't allowed to become a mechanic until you can fabricate your own engine from scratch including making the metal.

Again, I do NOT give a FUCK about your shitty ass nigger purity test, and you stay OUT of the private sector where you do NOT belong.
In the real world we use hex you fucking retard. I have more respect for Byuu than I do for you as he has written emulators out of passion, you write slop and it stinks to high hell.

You will never be a programmer.
You will always be a coder.
 
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In the real world we use hex you fucking retard.
We don't lol

you write slop and it stinks to high hell.
Yes I do, and yes it does, and it makes more money than C++ and also you get treated like a celebrity once you automate departments, so, suits me.

I have more respect for Byuu than I do for you as he has written emulators out of passion,
Thus witnessed by the jury, defending lolcows. I rest my case.
 
You don't say. It's not just the biggest issue it's literally the only thing in a lang that matters. But hopefully you can trick some corp into pretending they will pay you for 10 years to write all that shit yourself.


Somehow have never experienced this mythical memory mismanagement even once that all C/C++ niggers keep spouting about in 15 years even when I have to work on some piece of shit that is at 100% memory usage all day. Servers (on this brand newfangled bullshit called the cloud that is probably a passing fad that will die in the next year) have this thing called ECC memory and OOP's auto garbage collectors haven't failed once.

Again, showing off your circular logic thinking that you need to do all that shit manual because C++ is so antiquated. You think you're smart but you are just another faggot low level autist in some gov position that they would rather not have exist but they don't have the time right now to fight the battle to modernize it.
Isn't memory always at 100%, because that's how circuits work?
 
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Isn't memory always at 100%, because that's how circuits work?
The retard is larping and doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Somehow stumbling their way from streetshitting containment into big boy discussion yet they made a scene for everyone to bear witness to their magnificent stupidity and child like foolishness.

I mean the nigger couldn’t even set up a CI/CD pipeline like he says he can. He’s dead weight and I would NOT want him on my team.
 
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