Careercow Caiden Cowger - The Only teen immune to the Obama Gay Ray

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He was raided a couple of times by the people who usually trolled True Capitalist Radio

Oh god. Someone should lead this kid into saying something that'll piss off the blue collar coal miners in West Virginia.

>implying anybody even listens to him
 
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I'm wondering, can anybody find a way to get access to the paywalled broadcasts? Maybe the paywall's as simple as "you don't have the link".

Also, with the recent trend of "lolcows coming into their own threads to further debase themselves", do you think Caiden would find us, or are his Google results too clouded by his massive wall of news site and fake TV show sites?
 
What is with Americans and their frustratingly delirious gay-is-a-sin shit?
EuroTrip said:
You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.
 
What is with Americans and their frustratingly delirious gay-is-a-sin shit?

It's not as bad as it was in years past. I won't say this guy is as fringe as a guy who says the jails are filled by men who failed to rape their wives, but the popular opinion tide is turning. Westboro Baptist Church picketing soldiers' funerals claiming that the death was the result of God's vengeance for America's supporting homosexuality did a lot to make that happen.
 
What is with Americans and their frustratingly delirious gay-is-a-sin shit?
Intolerance is only socially acceptable if it's under the guise of religious beliefs.
Some christians can justify their personal bigotry as "righteous anger" which makes them feel comfortable vocalizing those thoughts.
 
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I was playing FF7 at 14. I respect his hustle.

Still kid is a wack racist homophobe

True. It's commendable to be disciplined and have the work ethic to do something like a radio show consistently.

I still imagine that like most people, come adulthood, he's going to cringe looking back at some of the shit he's said. Most people hold pretty ridiculous political opinions as teenagers, but most people don't have a permanent record of acting like fools.

He's a lolcow now, but doesn't need to be as an adult.
 
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He's a lolcow now, but doesn't need to be as an adult.
That's the beauty of lolcows, they never change. They may understand how not to feed the trolls after years of abuse, but they never, ever change. I'm sure this guy is gonna be doing this well into his 30's, like so many others before him.
 
That's the beauty of lolcows, they never change. They may understand how not to feed the trolls after years of abuse, but they never, ever change. I'm sure this guy is gonna be doing this well into his 30's, like so many others before him.

I'm not sure about that; there was another young Republican wunderkind in the pre-Internet era (whose name escapes me) that used to give speeches at Republican national conventions when he was 13 and 14, saying the same kind of stupid stuff as Caiden. Some magazine caught up with him for an interview now that he's in his 20s, and sure enough, once he went to college and got far enough away from his folks to think for himself, he developed into more of a center-left kind of guy. It's not a guarantee, but it's at least a possibility that the same thing will happen with Caiden.
 
I ended up going on a major spergy, analytical, and overly-lengthy tangent here, so I spoiler'd it for the sake of page size. Also so you can ignore it if you don't give a shit.

Caiden is in that weird stage where most kids are trying to form a political opinion, and that opinion usually bases itself around the kid's surroundings in most ways - when I was his age, I ended up (and still believe) with a bunch of liberal-minded ideas, like equal rights for gay marriage or health care (but I'm Canadian so both of those things were already a reality by the time I was old enough to think politically.) I did this because that's what all my friends believed, and my parents never really pushed anything on me - they voted Conservative but that was about it.

Caiden, on the other hand, has probably been told from as young as 8 or 10 that the Republican party was the good one - whether his parents were very conservative, just wanted their kid to have a political belief and skewed it, or maybe it was just the environment he was raised in - when everyone started talking about politics, Caiden came in with something that he thought was already the right answer. He's been doing this SHOW alone for 4 years now - which means he started this at age 12, before most kids have a grasp of what political parties represent what.

Of course, on top of the reasons stated above, he could have just been told that being right-wing in ideology was just the "Christian way" - Christianity seems to be a very large part of his for whatever reason that may be - enough so that he's willing to shoulder the verbal torrent of people telling him he's not being fair to the homosexual population, because he feels so justified in his beliefs as to do so. This differs between him and Chris, despite what one might think, because where Chris's Christianity wasn't the focal point, so much as a convenient reason to hate and claim he is not gay, to hammer home his straightness, Caiden has no such need - and so the role Christianity fills to him is more central and encompassing, a lifestyle, it seems.

I think another part of why Caiden believes what he believes is to stand out from his peers - I don't know about West Virginia, but where I lived during high school, a rural and backwater part of Canada, even there the high school students were accepting of homo and bisexuality, primarily comprised of mildly left-wing-beliefed students, though there were the few conservatives that stood out amongst them. (a couple of which I could classify as lolcows if they weren't so small-time or closed off or etc.)

And so, to be unique, and prime his ego as a special person in his school, Caiden has decided to not only go the other way from the left's way of thinking, he's going as far as he can think to go, and being as public about it as possible - resulting in his own radio show. This is all speculation, though - it goes out the window if Caiden is homeschooled, down to the much more grounded belief that this sense of conservatism was instilled in him through his upbringing.

Wow, I really went off on that. Sorry.
 
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