🐮 Lolcow Cal1985

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FifthColumn

FifthColumn

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Has anyone heard of this lolcow? He still lives with his parents, and writes silly fanfics that featur himself as the mary sue leadingman, as a space commander, a detective, or a freakin' dinosaur. He is bratty and entitled, and often wrecks his parents home, ( geez I feel sorry for them.) Even at his age, his parents hire a babysitter ( who he wages war against) just so they can have some peace and quiet

He is really obnoxious to the other students at his school, and often wreaks havoc, causing no end of stress to his professors and the dean of his college. He loves stuffed animals and always carries one with him everywhere he goes
He is just crazy: http://www.google.com/url?url=http:...9QEwAw&usg=AFQjCNGQRPhMAjijIviVfyZuwDeUjXgD5w
 
Oh, don't worry about it. The kid doesn't have a Google or ED page, but his life is well documented in a very beloved comic strip. It ended when he decided to change his life around, and look at him now:

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He graduated from college, got married, had two kids and is working as a fashion designer. I haven't seen any garments filled decked with stuffed animals, though...
 
Link is Only taking me to memecenter. However if Dilbert is right and he got his life together, then good for him. At least he one of the very few lolcows to turn his life around.

As far as the fanfiction goes, Was this before the days of Ed, and more to an early day of the Internet where all we had was goatse, tubgirl, and Oscar fanfics?
 
FifthColumn said:
Sorry here is a better link to this child
https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrB8psQ0b5ThF8AkCeJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTIyczlkajNuBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZANhMmI3MjE5NDQ0MzEwMzQ5NmQwYmM0M2Y3ZmExOTE0MARncG9zAzkEaXQDYmluZw--?back=https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=calvin+and+hobbes&fr=chr-greentree_sf&fr2=piv-web&tab=organic&ri=9&w=1024&h=768&imgurl=images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Calvin-and-Hobbes-calvin-and-hobbes-1395540-1024-768.jpg&rurl=http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/calvin-and-hobbes/images/1395540/title/calvin-hobbes-wallpaper&size=144.0KB&name=<b>Calvin-and-Hobbes</b>-<b>calvin-and-hobbes</b>-1395540-1024-768.jpg&p=calvin and hobbes&oid=a2b72194443103496d0bc43f7fa19140&fr2=piv-web&fr=chr-greentree_sf&tt=<b>Calvin-and-Hobbes</b>-<b>calvin-and-hobbes</b>-1395540-1024-768.jpg&b=0&ni=21&no=9&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=12qfia61j&sigb=13ihb2h0j&sigi=131kp1tc3&sigt=126c875d6&sign=126c875d6&.crumb=qtjdPfNDFxg&fr=chr-greentree_sf&fr2=piv-web
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Ah, Cal drew this when he deeply regretted pulling a nasty prank (I can't talk about it. but let's just say it involved noodles made from speedball).
 
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