Caleb Hammer/ financial audit YouTube. - Austin Texas based YouTuber yelling at random people about not throwing away their money.

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Ahahahaha
I kept seeing his videos in my YouTube recommended list. Good thing I only watch YouTube videos from before about 2017. I’m not interested in seeing some Hebrew[formerly] closeted chi chi man going into the finances of Instagram thots.

I literally hope he gets AIDS.

 

[Taxidermied Rat]

Caleb was trying to coax straight men into gay for pay after receiving their finances. He took their information under the guise of a trusted finance expert and then tried to get them to suck dick for cash when he knew how down bad they were. That's inherently exploitative, and I can easily believe he'd straight up molest some dude.

You're jumping the gun on this one Null. Zeke is a lying BPD whore. He had an OF and was literally asking Caleb for help expanding it. Caleb being progressive passed gay opportunities to him.

This video is a pretty clean break down.

 

[WEEKEND]

disconcerting that he isn't addressing it or doing a proper apology

Not really, I mean what's he going to say "I'm really sorry for lusting after young boy ass"? The best business decision is to just not address the situation, leave the truth of it hanging and use ambiguity as a shield. All he has to do is allude to the idea that his detractors are insane (which they are) and he can hide in plain sight.

 

[Harm]

Just add the word "alleged" somewhere in the feature and it'll be fine.

 

[Evilronald]

Caleb was trying to coax straight men into gay for pay after receiving their finances. He took their information under the guise of a trusted finance expert and then tried to get them to suck dick for cash when he knew how down bad they were. That's inherently exploitative, and I can easily believe he'd straight up molest some dude.

P.S. 23/2+7=18.5, give it up.

“Sucking my dick will get you 20 taquitos.”

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

"I'm really sorry for lusting after young boy ass"?

Change "young boy" to "12 year old girl" and you've got the Roman Polanski defense.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You're jumping the gun on this one Null. Zeke is a lying BPD whore. He had an OF and was literally asking Caleb for help expanding it. Caleb being progressive passed gay opportunities to him.

This video is a pretty clean break down.

Idk that audio recording of Caleb "I am 90% straight but like to experiment when I'm drunk" Hammer describing gay sex acts to Zeke is pretty damn weird and inappropriate. Also he straight up says "You will get more money if you give him a blowjob" does sound like financial coercion of someone who might not otherwise do this stuff if they weren't in a desperate financial situation.

 

[Punished Brent]

Never forget that THESE are the people giving out financial advice on the internet.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I actually watched Zeke's audit one of the few that I did. It might be taken down now but I remember a story where he lied to his mom that he was going to college only to not go to college and take the money she gave him for tuition and blow it.

So if he will lie to his own mom that doesn't look good for his credibility.

 

[Taxidermied Rat]

Idk that audi recording of Caleb "I am 90% straight but like to experiment when I'm drunk" Hammer describing gay sex acts to Zeke is pretty damn weird and inappropriate.

I agree, and Caleb is %100 a faggot. And the fact that he thought that he should give OF recommendations to people, even if they are asking for it, is super dumb and is due to LA brain rot(technically Austin since that's where he lives).

HOWEVER that doesn't prove that he molested Zeke.

Describing the sex acts was because he was trying to convey what the deal was about from the OF connection. To me it sounds like he is uncomfortable talking about that in the audio recording.

I actually watched Zeke's audit one of the few that I did. It might be taken down now but I remember a story where he lied to his mom that he was going to college only to not go to college and take the money she gave him for tuition and blow it.

So if he will lie to his own mom that doesn't look good for his credibility.

All of Zeke's audits are in this playlist.

edit: for spelling and avoid double post.

 

[WEEKEND]

Idk that audio recording of Caleb "I am 90% straight but like to experiment when I'm drunk" Hammer describing gay sex acts to Zeke is pretty damn weird and inappropriate. Also he straight up says "You will get more money if you give him a blowjob" does sound like financial coercion of someone who might not otherwise do this stuff if they weren't in a desperate financial situation.

Yeah but everyone who goes on the show is a gay Redditor who sucks cock for dick.

 

[Would]

- Caleb used slurs in the group chat.

Oh no, he's done for if this is true.

He changed one to "Retard 5 (Mexican)"

LMAO maybe he's not so bad.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I agree, and Caleb is %100 a faggot. And the fact that he thought that he should give OF recommendations to people, even if they are asking for it, is super dumb and is due to LA brain rot(technically Austin since that's where he lives).

HOWEVER that doesn't prove that he molested Zeke.

Describing the sex acts was because he was trying to convey what the deal was about from the connection. To me it sounds like he is uncomfortable talking about that in the audio recording.


All his audits are in this playlist.

Thanks man sorry I could not find them, I will download these and upload them here if they get deleted.

 

[Rock Eater]

You're jumping the gun on this one Null. Zeke is a lying BPD whore. He had an OF and was literally asking Caleb for help expanding it. Caleb being progressive passed gay opportunities to him.

This video is a pretty clean break down.

I think everybody really needs to watch this video.

Basically, the kid wanted to make money off of only fans. And asked Caleb for any contacts. He has in Austin. The gay Faggot that Caleb knows didn’t want to give his phone number to the kids so he had Caleb asked the kid what he was interested in doing for only fans in a audio voice message.

Supposedly, this is a common practice in the whole sex worker industry because everybody has different limits. Caleb being a fucking idiot didn’t realize that was career suicide to anyone with a single brain cell



After the kid received, what he would be doing with an only fans male, he asked Caleb to hook him up with a only fans woman instead. Assuming he didn’t want to do gay shit. He then proceeded to go onto a second show, and then finally a third show.

Caleb as far as I’m aware didn’t bring it up again. The boy, threatened to kill Caleb‘s and also threatened to expose him for being a sexual pervert.



In my opinion, the only thing Caleb did wrong was being a fucking idiot and letting people use him to network for only fans.



Ah also he does mention that he had an experience with a man only once while drunk Lol.

 

[Taxidermied Rat]

Ah also he does mention that he had an experience with a man only once while drunk Lol.

More than that. He was what I like to call a college only faggot. In college we was getting dicked and dicking, but then after college he realized that at most he's "bi" (once you take cock you're always a faggot though).
Back when he would've been in college he labeled all his posts as LGBT on his Instagram, also he has a post on his reddit asking for gay connections when he was moving(I think to Texas, but don't quote me on that).

I will try and find it later.

 

[Dyn]

It's pretty inappropriate to turn people out when you're acting as their financial advisor, therapist, parole officer or landlord.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Not really, I mean what's he going to say "I'm really sorry for lusting after young boy ass"? The best business decision is to just not address the situation, leave the truth of it hanging and use ambiguity as a shield. All he has to do is allude to the idea that his detractors are insane (which they are) and he can hide in plain sight.

The best way to fight cancelation campaigns, especially spurious ones, is to avoid giving them any oxygen. We don't hear about the ones that fizzle out because the e-celeb didn't post about it constantly on Twitter. All this means is that he knows how these things normally play out and is avoiding the trap,

 

[James done did it]

Knew this guy looked zesty. I've been seeing articles pop up about him in the yahoo feed I browse at work just to get a sense of what normalfags are getting for news like he was getting built up as the zoomer Dave Ramsay. Just goes to show everyone on youtube is a pedophile or groomer until proven otherwise.

 

[WelperHelper99]

“Sucking my dick will get you 20 taquitos.”

If you fondle the balls, make it double

 

[This Post Is Satire]

For fucks sake...

I only recently learned about this channel and found the videos to be fairly entertaining with some decent advice...

Was hoping to have it be a regular rotation, background noise channel, but now that's ruined by noncery.

Just pay attention to my avatar people.