Call a user out. You have to post in Haikus. or else I'll kill you - Only Haikus here. Otherwise kill yourself queer. Shitposts not allowed

[Cthulu]

@Sleep doxes and raids
He keeps @Rat Speaker in a cage
Because cages are still the rage

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Need I remind you
@Techpriest has yet to eat that
Motherfucking hat

 

[Baloney Face]

Haiku in English.
It's cute when children do it.
Stupid for grown-ups.

 

[RI 360]

@entropyseekswork
His name is too fucking long
Why did you pick this?

at the time: good idea
Now, not so much. This pattern
Lead to our dead @downs

 

[Coldgrip]

@Baloney Face is
sad that he will never be
loved by his own mom.

 

[Antipathy]

All of us are tards
Especially @Null, and all the admins
I know I'll be banned