PipTheAlchemist
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Holy fuck, never knew Kiwi Farms had a thread on this guy. What's he done lately?
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chimpSculpture
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Callum is a carer as his real job, but recently on a Twitch stream he said he'll have to quit his job, trolls have been posting on his local area's Facebook notice-board calling him a "paedophile".
Clip I got from a YouTube video. If anyone has the VOD please post it I can't find it (I believe the stream is from the 28th/29th June).
Clip I got from a YouTube video. If anyone has the VOD please post it I can't find it (I believe the stream is from the 28th/29th June).
Gutpunch
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@chimpSculpture Full VOD here every other callum's corner stream is on the same site too if you wanna look through em. He starts talking about it at 04:20
BunkerCunt
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Dawson mogs him tbh.
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Callum crashes out because a kid supposedly threw an egg at him in public
chimpSculpture
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He's looking so rough.
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In his most recent stream, Callum admitted that he's been playing a character this entire time after people found his family members socials. About 20 minutes in he switched to doing a live Q&A. Seemingly this will be his last stream and there will be no more video uploads.
A user on Reddit wrote a TL;DR (Archive). Highlights include that his name isn't Callum (nor Sanjay, however the Sanjay story is true). the 'Aimee' mentioned in his blogs is his step-sister (The real Aimee is his biological sister, the one Callum would refer to in videos as "the sister he likes"), and that 'Eddy' from his videos is actually Callum's daughter, Effy.
A user on Reddit wrote a TL;DR (Archive). Highlights include that his name isn't Callum (nor Sanjay, however the Sanjay story is true). the 'Aimee' mentioned in his blogs is his step-sister (The real Aimee is his biological sister, the one Callum would refer to in videos as "the sister he likes"), and that 'Eddy' from his videos is actually Callum's daughter, Effy.
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i'm gutted. i would put the streams on all the time for background noise and i always thought his videos were pretty funny. o7
johntheking
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With how dead and outdated this thread is, somebody should make a new up to date one on good ol Sanjay Bennett that includes the Thomas Hawley and Henry McGahan lore
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He did a stream where he smoked weed and watched donations which was pretty funny.
Highlights edit
Also here's a site with all the streams including all the donations and donated videos in a good format.
I will say that a decent amount of the donations are literally just gay scat porn completely uncensored. So don't just open every dono link without thinking.
Also it'll get lost so I'll post it here. Soprano (a troll that posts videos explaining lore) was saying he's going to take Chrissie (Callum's mother) to random restaurants near where Callum lives, somehow he managed to pick the restaurant that Callum goes to fairly often by some absolute fucking miracle and Callum being a massive retard instantly spergs out and confirms that is the one he actually goes to instead of just playing it off. That being the Correo lounge 99 High Street, Newport, GB PO30 1BQ.
From this stream highlights video, the specific part is about 14 minutes in.
He had another crashout a while ago because people were donating saying they were going to fuck his mother and so on. Got pissed off when someone said his mother was hounding for a pounding and has since added Chrissie and any homophones of it to the filter list. Aside from not all of them and there's still loads that get through.
Highlights of the mother fucking stream.
First mother mention is 3:30 in. He made the mistake of saying that she sometimes watches the streams or highlights so you know exactly what happened next. 13 minutes in is when he adds her name to the filter. Shortly after one of the mods bypasses that filter to say Chrissie if you're watching I'm single.
He had another crashout at one of the mods.
Highlights.
Pretty much all he does is stream nowadays. He gets around 100 donations at £2.22 each per stream which is almost daily. Obviously that's before twitch take their cut.
Here's Soprano's playlist with the full lore.
The family own a business called Senlac Self Storage in Station Rd, Battle TN33 0DE.
The face of a stoned man trying his hardest not to piss off the family of some spacker
Clip from the weed stream (25 minutes into this archive)
Link to the full minitom ai video.
It's a shame that most of the Callum community is on fucking reddit. He's one of the few good English lolcows left. Obviously there's minitom himself but he doesn't even have a thread here at all. Steven Dawson is good but he's mostly just posting cooking videos instead of anything funny for months now too. Idk if someone has a spare reddit account that they want to try shill this thread with or something.
Highlights edit
Also here's a site with all the streams including all the donations and donated videos in a good format.
I will say that a decent amount of the donations are literally just gay scat porn completely uncensored. So don't just open every dono link without thinking.
Also it'll get lost so I'll post it here. Soprano (a troll that posts videos explaining lore) was saying he's going to take Chrissie (Callum's mother) to random restaurants near where Callum lives, somehow he managed to pick the restaurant that Callum goes to fairly often by some absolute fucking miracle and Callum being a massive retard instantly spergs out and confirms that is the one he actually goes to instead of just playing it off. That being the Correo lounge 99 High Street, Newport, GB PO30 1BQ.
From this stream highlights video, the specific part is about 14 minutes in.
He had another crashout a while ago because people were donating saying they were going to fuck his mother and so on. Got pissed off when someone said his mother was hounding for a pounding and has since added Chrissie and any homophones of it to the filter list. Aside from not all of them and there's still loads that get through.
Highlights of the mother fucking stream.
He had another crashout at one of the mods.
Highlights.
About two minutes in one of the mods (Chewer) donates 'My cunt throbs extra hard after a cramp which discharges hot steaming chunks of blood that take a good half hour to suck to nothing. They taste like a nosebleed. Nygar...'. The nygar spam goes to the character limit in every message that I've cut off. Which is censored in the highlights video. Callum get's pissed off because he heard the word cunt (he is a raging homosexual and hates women). Threatens to demod Chewer if she does it again.
Then 5 minutes in she comes back to donate 'Hey cal x just had a period chunk pass that really looked like you, would you like a picture of it? It’s currently sat on my mattress it’s like you’re sat looking at me nygar....'. Callum then demods Chewer for a week in retaliation, then goes on a break.
Then he comes back and shortly after Chewer donates again this time saying 'Since my mod is gone now anyway I will make you pretend to be my tampon I will menstruate all over your face all over your mouth all over your nose and you will enjoy the red chunks it will be like a mouth full of almonds nygar...'. Callum then extends the demod period to 2 weeks. He also gets three 1 million donations from netenyahu in this stream because Callum is a mossad agent and refuses to prove otherwise (by showing his foreskin), not quite the proper amount of 6 million but it's close enough.
Chewer then donates to say 'Two weeks? That's nothing, your mum spends more time underneath my arse cheeks, sniffing my hole. Try a real challenge, Tictac.'. Demod duration extended to three weeks.
Chewer retaliates with 'You think a ban the length of your Thailand holiday would scare me? I could spend three weeks just shitting in your mum's mouth whilst I rub my clitoris all over her face and get my juices in her mouth'. Month long demod.
Then 'Please Callum x I really need relief I have these period clumps clogging my fanny I need you to suck my tampon with these clumps out it will be like raspberry seeds in your mouth you will like it all over your face nygar...'. Five week demod.
Then 'A month is nothing, I could spend a month just rubbing one out and fingering myself to CALLUM IS KING and Aimee and then sending you the video and then bottle the juices and put it in your drink'. Six week demod. The Callum is king part is meant to say Chrissie.
'Cal I hope you don’t mind the chunks of yellow discharge with my period clumps in your mouth it will be like raspberry seeds with the texture of ice cream / / nygar...'. 7 week demod.
'Cal what would be your reaction when your tongue deep in my vagina and there’s also dried poo on the inside from when I did anal would you swallow it with the discharge and period clumps?' and 'I know you won't ban me for longer, as I own you. Just like I own your mummy's areolas on my tongue'. And a 9 week demod.
'Is the reason you are going up in one week is because that's all you can count in? Figures.' and 'Cal you have no choice / I will raype you and you will be forced to swallow my period chunks I will tie you down and you will tuck into my discharge you dirty Birdy nygar...'. 14 weeks.
Then the final one 'ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period blood ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period blood ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period bloodur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight'. 25 weeks (to match how many stones she weighs). 160kg or 350lbs
Then 5 minutes in she comes back to donate 'Hey cal x just had a period chunk pass that really looked like you, would you like a picture of it? It’s currently sat on my mattress it’s like you’re sat looking at me nygar....'. Callum then demods Chewer for a week in retaliation, then goes on a break.
Then he comes back and shortly after Chewer donates again this time saying 'Since my mod is gone now anyway I will make you pretend to be my tampon I will menstruate all over your face all over your mouth all over your nose and you will enjoy the red chunks it will be like a mouth full of almonds nygar...'. Callum then extends the demod period to 2 weeks. He also gets three 1 million donations from netenyahu in this stream because Callum is a mossad agent and refuses to prove otherwise (by showing his foreskin), not quite the proper amount of 6 million but it's close enough.
Chewer then donates to say 'Two weeks? That's nothing, your mum spends more time underneath my arse cheeks, sniffing my hole. Try a real challenge, Tictac.'. Demod duration extended to three weeks.
Chewer retaliates with 'You think a ban the length of your Thailand holiday would scare me? I could spend three weeks just shitting in your mum's mouth whilst I rub my clitoris all over her face and get my juices in her mouth'. Month long demod.
Then 'Please Callum x I really need relief I have these period clumps clogging my fanny I need you to suck my tampon with these clumps out it will be like raspberry seeds in your mouth you will like it all over your face nygar...'. Five week demod.
Then 'A month is nothing, I could spend a month just rubbing one out and fingering myself to CALLUM IS KING and Aimee and then sending you the video and then bottle the juices and put it in your drink'. Six week demod. The Callum is king part is meant to say Chrissie.
'Cal I hope you don’t mind the chunks of yellow discharge with my period clumps in your mouth it will be like raspberry seeds with the texture of ice cream / / nygar...'. 7 week demod.
'Cal what would be your reaction when your tongue deep in my vagina and there’s also dried poo on the inside from when I did anal would you swallow it with the discharge and period clumps?' and 'I know you won't ban me for longer, as I own you. Just like I own your mummy's areolas on my tongue'. And a 9 week demod.
'Is the reason you are going up in one week is because that's all you can count in? Figures.' and 'Cal you have no choice / I will raype you and you will be forced to swallow my period chunks I will tie you down and you will tuck into my discharge you dirty Birdy nygar...'. 14 weeks.
Then the final one 'ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period blood ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period blood ur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight with my chunky period bloodur a dumb faggot and ill turn you straight'. 25 weeks (to match how many stones she weighs). 160kg or 350lbs
Pretty much all he does is stream nowadays. He gets around 100 donations at £2.22 each per stream which is almost daily. Obviously that's before twitch take their cut.
I don't have the full lore enough to add anything into the op. But long story short. One of Callum's stream mods (jersyboy) used to be mates with minitom, minitom made a game and jersy got Callum to play the game on stream. Not much happened until minitom or his family messaged Callum asking for any content with him to be removed. Queue a massive streisand effect. Everyone starts taking the piss out of him. They find that special needs video. There is then a massive flood of people making ai videos of him and so on that is still going on now. Callum is a faggot and so tries to respect the wishes of the family and tries to skip through minitom videos but will routinely laugh at them but is too much of a pussy to actually laugh at them and so just moves off camera and maybe mutes himself. Shit was dying down for a while but about a month ago the family decided to copyright strike a video explaining the lore that Soprano made and yet again a massive streisand effect happens and now half of the donations are minitom ones. They also got incredibly pissed off at the April fools stream (highlights) where there was a load of minitom donations and Callum was banned from skipping them and such. He has a third nostril and gets overstimulated by Lush bathbombs and I am going to forcefeed him coffee so that Chrissie can lap up the liquid shit that comes out afterwards.
Here's Soprano's playlist with the full lore.
The family own a business called Senlac Self Storage in Station Rd, Battle TN33 0DE.
The face of a stoned man trying his hardest not to piss off the family of some spacker
Clip from the weed stream (25 minutes into this archive)
Link to the full minitom ai video.
It's a shame that most of the Callum community is on fucking reddit. He's one of the few good English lolcows left. Obviously there's minitom himself but he doesn't even have a thread here at all. Steven Dawson is good but he's mostly just posting cooking videos instead of anything funny for months now too. Idk if someone has a spare reddit account that they want to try shill this thread with or something.
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Damn this dude has a thread? Had no idea wish I knew earlier. Some of my favorite moments from this dude was when he would get cameos from Naked Martin, who honestly should get a thread of his own with how weird that dude is.
And of course the infamous moment where he got the Snake in the Ass video from the trihard community.
And of course the infamous moment where he got the Snake in the Ass video from the trihard community.
johntheking
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You got most of it right but MiniTom tried to dox a corner member named Connor J, Cal, and THE ENTIRE CORNER because callum didn't like his shitty Unity Game Darkness Arrives.
MiniTom also stopped being friends with Henry (Jerseyboy/DeloreanTime)
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Probably worth linking these here too. I haven't personally tested them but here is one and two archives of the game which has been delisted from itchio and steam. One of them is 800mb the other is 3.5gb. I do not know why. The game is shit and not worth playing but it's probably worth having the archives of it here.
Archive of the steam page 8usd or around £6
itchio page £4
itchio
This Game contains a variety of Levels, that are all very scary….
Clown Level: Make sure you collect all of the Orbs because one of them will have a message or a scene.
TheShadowman Level : In this level is just a nightmare level that has a shadowman who shows up randomly this will take 3 min too complete.
final level Demon skeleton : so this is the last level the demon will fly around and if he catches you.. you will die instantly so make sure you are quick and collect the Orbs.
if you are a small content creator or a famous content creator please help me and support my game by promoting it etc in your videos and say to your fans if people want to buy my game they can after the game is free for only ONE WEEK then you will have to buy my game so be quick and download it for free now.
btw don’t click the skull on the shelf in the room…
steam
This is a horror game about a teenager called Edie he randomly got these nightmares when he was a kid, in this game Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night as a teen and he hears something but it was just the storm so he then goes back to sleep but THEN the nightmares are BACK again too try and trap the teenager so he can neverwake up ever again. So you have to complete these nightmares from Level 1 to 3 and these levels have these particles a seceret ending and there are also some items you have to collect in the game they are like these which are the teenagers good dreams if you collect them all they will unlock something. BUT make sure you look everywhere because some of these dream particles are hidden behind objects and they have a message so you can go to the next scene in the game GOOD LUCK..
About the Game
This Game contains a variety of Levels, that are all very scary….
Clown Level: Make sure you collect all of the Orbs because one of them will have a message or a scene.
TheShadowman Level : In this level is just a nightmare level that has a shadowman who shows up randomly this will take 3 min too complete.
final level Demon skeleton : so this is the last level the demon will fly around and if he catches you.. you will die instantly so make sure you are quick and collect the Orbs.
if you are a small content creator or a famous content creator please help me and support my game by promoting it etc in your videos and say to your fans if people want to buy my game they can after the game is free for only ONE WEEK then you will have to buy my game so be quick and download it for free now.
btw don’t click the skull on the shelf in the room…
steam
This is a horror game about a teenager called Edie he randomly got these nightmares when he was a kid, in this game Eddie wakes up in the middle of the night as a teen and he hears something but it was just the storm so he then goes back to sleep but THEN the nightmares are BACK again too try and trap the teenager so he can neverwake up ever again. So you have to complete these nightmares from Level 1 to 3 and these levels have these particles a seceret ending and there are also some items you have to collect in the game they are like these which are the teenagers good dreams if you collect them all they will unlock something. BUT make sure you look everywhere because some of these dream particles are hidden behind objects and they have a message so you can go to the next scene in the game GOOD LUCK..
BunkerCunt
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Deji raid highlights
I'm not an OG so i'm not sure the reason "deji raid" caught on but it seems significant enough to post.
I'm not an OG so i'm not sure the reason "deji raid" caught on but it seems significant enough to post.
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I don't know how to archive a twitch stream and I sure as fuck cannot upload an entire hour of footage through tor.
Here's the stream.
Deji hadn't streamed before this stream in ages, so it was the first stream after a long time away. Not sure quite how it started but his chat starts making corner jokes. 5 minutes into the stream he sees people spamming 'minitom raid' and shit like that, because he's only just come back to streaming these people spamming do look like an actual raid and he has no fucking clue how to check if it's an actual raid or not. So he just takes these people's words for it and assumes that a guy called minitom has actually raided. And that results in this clip.
26 minutes into the stream he gives us this clip.
The first clip gets used as a donation to Callum which causes him to completely end stream.
Can't find anything from Callum doing anything in Deji's stream though.
The context of that video is literally just people from the corner show up in Deji's stream and gaslight him into thinking that a guy called Minitom has raided him and then that clip gets passed around and becomes a feedback loop.
Also this clip is kinda funny. From a different day.
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I assume everyone in this thread knows but I'll put it here for posterity anyway. On the 25th of February 2024 a guy called Rivermead2015 donated a random tts message just saying 'flef? uwuwuwuwuuwuw...'. Callum has no idea what the fuck 'flef' means and is confused, obviously that just ends in the chat spamming it. No one really knew what it meant at the time, Rivermead did say it was meant to mean 'extreme filth' with 'filth' being just gross or offensive donations.
On the 24th of April 2024 Callum gets donated some video of guys shitting or something like that and ragequits the stream. Obviously everyone decides it would be funny to do the same thing again. So a group of people collect a load of shitting videos to put on as donations which happens on the 17th of May 2024. That becomes an iconic stream and last year on the anniversary people repeated the same concept and they have done again this year too.
Mostly summarised from this video by Callum Soprano which is more a highlight reel than informational.
And well yesterday was the 17th of May. So the second anniversary of the fleffening. Stream was as you would expect. Here's a local copy of the highlights video FozzyADHD posted. Though Soprano posted a similar but longer version.
Here is the full stream archive. Though for some reason none of the donation links work for me? I don't know if that's a personal issue or not. But I cannot see any of the shit he got donated at all. Once again though, these videos are mostly uncensored gore or scat porn. So like you have been warned.
He opened stream to 722 videos, the minimum donation to get a message to play is £2.22. That does not include the others that were donated during the stream.
Lots of good quotes from this one.
On the 24th of April 2024 Callum gets donated some video of guys shitting or something like that and ragequits the stream. Obviously everyone decides it would be funny to do the same thing again. So a group of people collect a load of shitting videos to put on as donations which happens on the 17th of May 2024. That becomes an iconic stream and last year on the anniversary people repeated the same concept and they have done again this year too.
Mostly summarised from this video by Callum Soprano which is more a highlight reel than informational.
And well yesterday was the 17th of May. So the second anniversary of the fleffening. Stream was as you would expect. Here's a local copy of the highlights video FozzyADHD posted. Though Soprano posted a similar but longer version.
Here is the full stream archive. Though for some reason none of the donation links work for me? I don't know if that's a personal issue or not. But I cannot see any of the shit he got donated at all. Once again though, these videos are mostly uncensored gore or scat porn. So like you have been warned.
He opened stream to 722 videos, the minimum donation to get a message to play is £2.22. That does not include the others that were donated during the stream.
Lots of good quotes from this one.
He then proceeds to livestream himself watching some random tv show without realising his streaming. First day's stream started with 722 donations, got down to 488, not including the ones that were donated during the streams. So two more days of this at the minimum.
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That's pretty much every stream he does really aside from now we have extra side characters like everyone's favourite gooner Steven Dawson and a guy called minitom who's only real claim to fame is saying 'I have special needs' in a funny voice and being a flagging cunt. The vast majority of donations on his streams are either something vile or an ai edit of one of the corner characters.
The most surprising thing about that video is his seeming competency at the game. Nowadays it's like watching a games journalist but worse. If you want to watch peak Callum gaming here's a stream highlights from a week ago where he tries to play Batman Arkham Knight but cannot get past the tutorial because he refuses to read the text that is in the centre of the screen for about half an hour and then rage quits and blames the game.