Can a plane crash into a star??

Yes. Lord Xenu transported his people to Earth on Douglas DC-8s only to execute them with thermonuclear bombs. They can definitely run into stars.
 
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What is this dumb thread? Everyone knows that if you hit a star with a plane you just go right through it as they're made out of gas. Just remember to hold your breath while you're inside.
 
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You are made of stardust tho dude, all things on this planet were made by the fusion inside da sun, so you are literally walking on sunshine faggot.
 
Stars are just the landing lights of other planes so if a plane crashes into a star it just ends in a mid air collision. Thats why you see shooting stars, they're just the burning wreckage of planes falling to the ground.
 
Stars are a conspiracy by God to trick us into looking at the night sky like assholes so he can make fun of us with his little angel buddies. It's all covered in my latest E-book
 
I didn't know black stars existed.
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On topic: stars are actually living creatures, so please don't crash your plane into them, you might kill them and they're an extremely rare species. They're also really cute up close. You wouldn't want to kill something cute, would you?
 
Depends how close the aircraft is flying to the edge of the sky

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Well the sun is only a few miles away and this is a very real concern. In fact, really tall dinosaurs used to burn the tops of their heads on the bottom of the sun all the time. That's why they died out and the little ones became birds.
 
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