Can Chris ride a bicycle?!

[DykesDykesChina]

It has been brought up in the Family Pics thread: Is OPL able to ride a bike?

Personally, I think our overweight Adult Autistic Child would need a kiddy bike to practice first, one of these things with a basket in front and a huge ass flag in the back:

 

[CatParty]

maybe a motorcycle is more his speed

 

[pickleniggo]

Well, if he does attempt to ride a bike, he should always wear protective gear:

I would love to see him wearing this, his damaged locks blowing in the wind.

 

[regularjohn]

He might have, but his atrophy legs would probably only get him to the end of the block.

 

[Henry Bemis]

If he gave up so easily with roller skates, a bike just might be out of the question

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Meticulous research says, yes.

"Chris: Yeah, on my chest above my left breast [laughs] above my left breast. There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. " http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_18

 

[CatParty]

Meticulous research says, yes.

"Chris: Yeah, on my chest above my left breast [laughs] above my left breast. There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. " http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_18

so just once then. and no he did not retain the ability to ride a bike

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Meticulous research says, yes.

"Chris: Yeah, on my chest above my left breast [laughs] above my left breast. There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. " http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_18

so just once then. and no he did not retain the ability to ride a bike

And you know he had training wheels on at that point. He probably rammed straight into a stationary object.

 

[CatParty]

Meticulous research says, yes.

"Chris: Yeah, on my chest above my left breast [laughs] above my left breast. There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. " http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_18

so just once then. and no he did not retain the ability to ride a bike

And you know he had training wheels on at that point. He probably rammed straight into a stationary object.

i'm surprised he never used the scar as an identifying trait à la his multicolored eyes

 

[random_pickle]

Who wants to bet that his bike got swallowed up by the hoard?

 

[cypocryphy]

i'm surprised he never used the scar as an identifying trait à la his multicolored eyes

Well,it is above one of his man-titties...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. "

I like to take that as meaning he continued to hit a tree for two straight years.

 

[CatParty]

There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. "

I like to take that as meaning he continued to hit a tree for two straight years.

That would actually explain a whoooole lot.

 

[Saney]

There's this oval shaped, badge-like scar that I got from a bicycle accident when I was like five to seven years old. "

I like to take that as meaning he continued to hit a tree for two straight years.

This is now canon for me.

 

[Stratochu]

Who wants to bet that his bike got swallowed up by the hoard?

That, or left to rot in the yard with the tractor,only to be joined by the BMW, the Aerostar, the Mitsubishi and Son-Chu years later, or mired in the man-made jungle that Bob's garden shed became.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, "riding a bicycle" is slang for steroids, so the Hulkster was confused with this topic.

The Hulkster assumes that if Chris had a bike, it was with training wheels. Much like how the only way Ted Dibiase could get the World Championship belt from the Hulkster was to cheat by paying off the refs and buying the belt from Andre the Giant, Chris could only ride a bike if he used training wheels.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

Who wants to bet that his bike got swallowed up by the hoard?

barb doing everything she can to keep her precious autistic snowflake from going outside

 

[CatParty]

i don't think he knows how to ride a bike in a skirt

 

[EI 903]

i don't think he knows how to ride a bike in a skirt

I bet he knows how to ride Barb, though.