Can Chris Swim?

[The Tenth Doctor]

I'm just worried that one day Chris may be near a body of water and a bunch of kids will start trolling him IRL. Getting bored with just making fun of his big head and stench, they'll push him in the water and you know how the sory goes, big headed, "special" kid gets pushed in the water - drowns and comes back as a mask wearing killer.
Maybe Jason Voorhees has Chris' virgin angst and that's why Jason always kills after the act.

 

[CWCchange]

No, he floats.

 

[Postal Dude]

fat floats

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Can OP not suck at making threads?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The water will turn brown.

 

[OtterParty]

chris is retarded

 

[Randy Lahey]

die buoyant chris

 

[Randall Fragg]

Chris is fat, and he probably would float.
This is a bad thread, and you should feel bad.

 

[Tranhuviya]

What water did in New Orleans is potatoes to what Chris has done.