Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[Breadbassket]

i can't read that

 

[Character from a movie]

who knows in what kind of places that egg has been

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A penguin egg?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@The Last Stand would prefer them to be served crushed

 

[R00T]

The egg man delivers my eggs.

 

[Spl00gies]

The eggs were coming fast and furious now, each one smashing against the armored glass of their hut like a meteor hurtling towards the earth. The last stand was coming, and there was no way they could hold on much longer.

 

[deso2y]

Like a normal egg or a Kevin Gibes kind of egg?

 

[MysticLord]

 

[Spl00gies]

plopegg

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yes, thank you.

 

[Cats]

 

[Looney Troons]

Now baby I hear the blues a-calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Mercy

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I HEAR EGGS?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I already had eggs for breakfast

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ah've been poisoned by mah constitchuents

 

[Akashic Retard]

You can offer but I will refuse it.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

A penguin egg?

The penguin is clearly the aunt in this equation. This modrigean relationship is established by the 'face of Thomas the Tank Engine as milky-eyed blind man with vaginal mouth' emoji.

The fact that your comprehension cannot penetrate even the surface level of pictorial gestalts makes me wonder whether you realise the true purpose of these forums, and if you have transitioned from a level three to a level four quantum energy state.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Only if the egg goes in my butt