Can I turn myself gay?

[Epic Fail Man]

If so how would I do it and can it be reversible?

 

[MediocreMilt]

According to Naked Ape, yeah, as long as you hate women enough.

No you can't reverse it. Hell is eternal.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Yes, if you jack off to gay porn for long enough you can make yourself gay just like any other fetish, though like other fetishes it's unlikely you'll be able to reverse it

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Homosexuality supposedly stems from the experience of being sexually assaulted....
Well, no pain no gain, right?

 

[Ramborambo]

Watch Gachimuchi.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Watch videos of ShannyForChrist naked and that will probably do it for you.

 

[StraightShooter2]

According to Naked Ape, yeah, as long as you hate women enough.

No you can't reverse it. Hell is eternal.

Honestly, having to wipe the shit off your dick every time you make love sounds like hell enough as it is.