Can Null really fix Chantal?

[El Conserje]

Discuss.

 

[Jack Awful]

His fetish is deliberately feeding women to make them as fat as possible, so no.

 

[Takodachi]

I know null is a mutt, but he isnt black enough to attract chantal

 

[Gamercat]

maybe if you pray hard enough

 

[Amphotericin B]

Nothing can save Chantel, she exists to self destruct. Unless fix = murder suicide in Minecraft.

She’s the fat, hilarious, social media age version of a tragic manic pixie dream girl. Make her skinny, swap food for chain smoking and wine and she could be the female lead of a late 90’s/early 2000’s indy movie that Redditors would swoon over.

I want her to go on Dr. Phil, she’d give that fucker a (slow) run for his money.

 

[Niggaplease]

through the power of love and food he sure can

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Josh won't fix Chantal, he'll encourage her, and groom her to become a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

She's already fixed. As in had a hysterectomy.

 

[Reverend]

God I hope so. That would bring the convergenence ever closer to reality.

 

[Snuckening]

Sure- His plan to save Chris, by fund-raising dildo-money for him, ended up with a huge victory, so why couldn't he work that magic for Chantal, too? Maybe he could manage her emails, like he did for Chris? Or maybe sort her Tinder matches into Saharan vs Sub-Saharan, or prioritize them based on cock-size?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I hope so. I don't want her having puppies.

 

[DogSnout]

she's already fixed dummy. she doesn't have a uterus.