Can someone explain this movie franchise to me? I don't get it

[The Un-Clit]

keeping with the military theme, RUN AWAY!

 

[12345]

I honestly wasn't expecting the next installment to be a noir Western, given where it's gone before:

 

[NaggotFigger]

ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ ٱلَّذِى لَهُۥ مَا فِى ٱلسَّمَـٰوَٰتِ وَمَا فِى ٱلْأَرْضِ وَلَهُ ٱلْحَمْدُ فِى ٱلْـَٔاخِرَةِ ۚ وَهُوَ ٱلْحَكِيمُ ٱلْخَبِيرُ
يَعْلَمُ مَا يَلِجُ فِى ٱلْأَرْضِ وَمَا يَخْرُجُ مِنْهَا وَمَا يَنزِلُ مِنَ ٱلسَّمَآءِ وَمَا يَعْرُجُ فِيهَا ۚ وَهُوَ ٱلرَّحِيمُ ٱلْغَفُورُ

 

[Brain Power]

It's MAID, but in Japan!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nucking Figgers!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Good ensemble cast in the next one. Blink and you'll miss M. Emmet Walsh!

 

[The Un-Clit]

One thing we've been missing is a good ol' horror movie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

But fans of airplane disasters were glad for a subsequent return to form


Followed immediately by another film with an ensemble cast, but this time, horny grandmas:

 

[Roscoe]

browntown

 

[soft breathing]

 

[NaggotFigger]

india super pooper 8883

 

[Hamstirer]

 

[starborn427614]

Numbersverse >>> The MCU

 

[soft breathing]

Looks like the gay sequel to "summer of 84" and I love how fitting it is.

 

[Hamstirer]

Then you get the diversified 2019 sequel.... something tells me the summer of 87 is gonna troon out and star keffels.

 

[The Un-Clit]

First we must save die juden kinder!

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

THIS KNIFE OF SHEFFIELD STEEL

yup, I claim this one specifically to ruin someone's no doubt highly original joke

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The weirdest instalment yet, all this buildup just to make another anglo-centric movie that doesn't even fit into the timeline. I don't like the direction of the new British producers, and I hope the studio doesn't make this one canon.

 

[12345]

When they had to turn to TV for budget reasons, they had to go with TLC rather than HBO. Here's hoping for a comeback!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ignore the pricing stickers; the next two were all-American