Can someone explain this whole Ukraine thing to me?

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King Fructose said:
Someone anonymous in Ukraine made fun of putins little chin so he is retaliating against the whole country in hopes of killing that person.
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Someone anonymous in Ukraine made fun of putins little chin so he is retaliating against the whole country in hopes of killing that person.
 
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Shit's happening and people want other people to do something about it. Meanwhile the world is still turning we aren't getting any younger.
 
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To my casual knowledge Ukraine was apart of Russia then broke off, Putin wants ukraine back because reasons.

He starts invading Ukraine but where as a lot of people thought it was going to be a blyatzkrieg it turns out either Russia's army is not nearly as powerful as most people thought or Ukraine is putting up one hell of a fight.

Probably more so Russian's military is just shit. They border by land the very country they're trying to take but they still can't even adequately supply their own "world super power" army.

There you go nigger
 
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SandyCat said:
To my casual knowledge Ukraine was apart of Russia then broke off, Putin wants ukraine back because reasons.

He starts invading Ukraine but where as a lot of people thought it was going to be a blyatzkrieg it turns out either Russia's army is not nearly as powerful as most people thought or Ukraine is putting up one hell of a fight.

Probably more so Russian's military is just shit. They border by land the very country they're trying to take but they still can't even adequately supply their own "world super power" army.

There you go nigger
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SandyCat said:
To my casual knowledge Ukraine was apart of Russia then broke off, Putin wants ukraine back because reasons.

He starts invading Ukraine but where as a lot of people thought it was going to be a blyatzkrieg it turns out either Russia's army is not nearly as powerful as most people thought or Ukraine is putting up one hell of a fight.

Probably more so Russian's military is just shit. They border by land the very country they're trying to take but they still can't even adequately supply their own "world super power" army.

There you go nigger
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Excellent summary, i'd just like to add something to explain how it interfaces with retard american politics (from the perspective of an apolitical sperg):

Many right-wing types apologize for Russia for vague reasons. They basically have a hard on for Putin, but try to reverse engineer reasons the war is cool. See Coach Red Pill. Republican and adjacent types are embarrassed by these people but also don't want to alienate them

Normy left-wing types see Ukraine as the flavor-of-the-month to defend and plaster flags and shit on their toxic social media profiles. The super left-wing types scour the media of schmucks like CRP to find pro-Russia ragebait they can share on their twitter
 
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Well you know how we've got that troon right now in the featured thread acting all high and mighty because he thinks Twitter is real, memeing at someone is the same as defeating them in IRL close combat, and he's worked the few people that actually listen to him into some life-or-death frenzy over the idea that he's on the Right Side of History™ and his enemies are Satan incarnate?

Yeah, exactly like that except replace 'troon' with Zelensky.
 
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Well, let's see: First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes.

At some point after all that shit, Russia invaded Ukraine.

 
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Well you see, first you need to understand that the entire world is effectively owned by three different sects of jews. The one with the most control are the Israeli jews, which control almost all of the west through capitalizing on the invention of the banks as well as heavy globalization efforts. The second branch of jews is known as the slavs, they own one of the largest masses of land in the world but are much smaller influentially because the Israeli jews hate them. And then there's the third branch, the chinese, also known as the asian jew. They have the lowest amount of land however they remain highly influential as they have learned to infiltrate and play along with the capitalistic system.

The history between the slavs and the Israelis is a long one but all you need to know is that they hate each other and currently they both want Ukraine. The Israeli's, who I'm going to refer to as NATO from this point forward for simplification, took over Ukraine during 2014 in what was known as a color revolution. They did this by manufacturing a rebellion and then replacing all of their leaders with jewish puppets. A time old tradition for the Israelis. Then when some of the smarter civilians tried to make independent areas the new Ukranian puppet government bombed them to death. Russia was pissed but did nothing for almost a decade. Now its 2022, the Israelis are angry as their globalist propaganda is not being pushed into slav territory as quickly as they want to. They decide one day that they want to start shit with Russia because they think Russia aint shit. They tell Ukraine (which is already effectively owned by them) that they want them to join their military alliance and that they stand proud with western homosexual ideals. They also say that they will place military bases directly on Russian borders because they do what they want and Russia should go suck their dicks if they disagree. The slavs are fucking pissed at this point and make an ultimatum, that if Ukraine joins NATO they will invade and skull fuck their jewish puppet leader. The Israelis called their bluff and now they are both at war

To put this into simpler terms, this is a land dispute between jews and that if you do not live in either Ukraine or Russia you probably don't need to care
 
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