Can someone explain this whole Ukraine thing to me?

[Just A Butt]

I haven’t been paying attention.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

It's the most boring war ever and the usa is getting felted by it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's the latest act in the freak show that is Mega Clown World 2020+?

 

[No. 7 cat]

Someone anonymous in Ukraine made fun of putins little chin so he is retaliating against the whole country in hopes of killing that person.

The monkey memes enraged Putin. No other explanation holds water. See how angry he looks.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ukrainians are playing battlefield with the Russians. Sadly not much cqc metro yet.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Covid blank cheque spending wasn't actually free. We now need an excuse to jack up energy prices across the planet to kickstart the toxic invesment cycle again, Energy corporations being one of the big four stocks and shares. Russia as a massive net exporter fucking with gas prices is precisely the cover we desire to justify doubling prices of household utility bills, and by we I of course mean cunts.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Big bear want to be bigger bear, but former part of bear no want to be part of bear. So the US is funneling a shit ton of money that could be used to help its own people to poke the bear and uh...make profit? Isnt that why we get involved in these conflicts? And by "we" and mean bankers.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Two countries full of well-built white women who will never touch you are at war. America, a country full of meh-built white women who might touch you is trying to decide how to help one of those countries without getting the other country to use nukes.