Can someone please hack the Hasbro Lifelike Joy For All Cat Companion and make it do silly things

[Cats]

I am tempted to buy a Hasbro Lifelike Joy For All Cat Companion and either send it to someone to Operate upon its Electric Brain or place it in front of my cat and film the vicious Attack that will definitely take place...can somebody please just fucking hack this thing already to make hilarious content with it or link me somewhere where someone did it alreay

Have you purchased one for your demented family member or brain damaged child? If so, how fun are these things? I think they are equal parts precious and unsettling. The most disturbing feature is how the miaows emanating sound exactly like it is a Grown Man making the noise. because one is. I feel like the recipient of one of these cats would have to be cataclysmically retarded in order to believe that they are real. On the other hand I want to own so many of these cats and see what diabolical and aww-inspiring Actions I can get them to perform. I also would like to program them to say the word, "nigger", among other Foul language.

Thank you for reading my thread about cat robotics




(Pictured: an owl captured on trail cam, swooping in for The Kill on one of these robotic cats)


TLDR: I want a modded Boinked Out robocat but they give me the willies and the concept is distubing and Weird

 

[SNU]

Contact Kevin Heckart on YouTube. He routinely hacks furbys

 

[Cats]

What if you bought one and it began speaking to you and saying horrible things

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

What if you bought one and it began speaking to you and saying horrible things

I'd say horrible things right back.

 

[SNU]

It only says those things to get attention. Don't reward that behavior. Even negative attention is giving in to what it wants. Ignore it. Reward it when it is good so it knows the only way to get attention is to be good

 

[ditto]

What if you bought one and it began speaking to you and saying horrible things

Swap it's PurrBox with something more thrilling

 

[Cats]

The Boltzmann Brain Theory is my favorite Theory of Everything because it means that if it is true, I invented cats and the toxoplasmosis that inhabits their brains. I invented the skeleton that lives within us all. and I invented pooping.