Can someone tuck me in and read me a bed time story?

[SandyCat]

I dont feel good take care of me you niggers

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no

 

[Jason Wynn]

Give me some of that sandwich and you’ve got a deal.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Once, there was a faggot on KF that thought anyone else gave a shit.
No one did, and one day, we might discover they went on some kind of rampage, and then did a flip.
The end, for now.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

 

[discombobulate]

Sure.

Spoiler: Story

We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled. The Constitution makes no reference to abortion and no such right is implicitly protected by a constitutional provision, including the one on which the defenders of Roe and Casey now chiefly rely—the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. That provision has been held to guarantee some rights that are not mentioned in the Constitution, but any such right must be “deeply rooted in this nation’s history and tradition” and “implicit in the concept of ordered liberty.”

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Here's a classic, one for all ages:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA