Can this thread be nothing but death threats directed to me?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Nigger if you don't stop right this fucking instance with your excessive faggotry I'm going to have to take extreme measures and write you a strongly worded letter condemning your behavior.
 
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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
 
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You better stay fucking hydrated if you know what's good for you. Hydration is very key to good health and this community could not handle losing a valuable member like OP. And don't even THINK about going to bed without brushing your teeth...or else. Or else you could be on the hook for a costly dentist trip.
Sorry for letting loose on you with all this cruelty but you asked for it.
 
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I'll follow what gods chosen programmer said to do incase of a cia glow nigger, run you over with my car, in mind craft, may terry davis rip, and were all birds looking a computer screens
 
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I’m setting you up with one of my bpd drug addict sisters

Good luck and I’ll see the meatwagon come get your McNutt’d corpse in a few weeks
 
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