Can we get a dating forum thread going?

[RG 448]

SWM looking for SO w/ two working kidneys and a passport

 

[drain]

am foreign want a green card

 

[RG 448]

am foreign want a green card

How are your kidneys?

 

[drain]

How are your kidneys?

two

 

[RG 448]

two

I think we can help each other.

 

[drain]

I think we can help each other.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

I'm a straight male with various :deviant:, and if I told you more than the transparent ones (furry, straight) that'd be :powerlevel: and :horrifying: and I'd be rightly mocked for them. So no thanks, I'd rather take my :autism: chances on sites that are actually meant to be dating sites.

 

[drain]

I'm a straight male with various :deviant:, and if I told you more than the transparent ones (furry, straight) that'd be :powerlevel: and :horrifying: and I'd be rightly mocked for them. So no thanks, I'd rather take my :autism: chances on sites that are actually meant to be dating sites.

now now, don't be shy, let it all out of you! tell us about your most wild and dark fantasies! we already had @Lachlan Hunter McIntyre, with his incest fantasies and more recently, @Heimdallr, with his maidenhead and sheikh desires.
i promise that halal will not be involved!

 

[MrTroll]

43yo unemployed ex-bus driver (I wasn't fired, I QUIT!) from Cleveland, OH, looking for dickgirl to hatefuck and then stalk on twitter. The younger the better. PM if interested. No darkies.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Going on your avatars, you all fail my modest standards

except @Molly Ringwald

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Where the white women at?

 

[Womacker]

Where the white women at?

White women is an album by chromeo. It has the hit song Jealous(I ain't with it) on the album. Personally my favorite song is Fall back 2 U. It's a solid album and I would certainly recommend it.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

29 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Knows MSPaint
-Humorous -A great thinker -Enjoys good parts of life
-Furry -Christian -Friendly -Loves his family -Only Mild Anger Issues -Very creative -He's lonely
...Seeking a NON-TRANNY 18+ SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
-Average to Chubby Weight/Body Type -Furry -Christian
-Lives on Planet Earth, Speaks and/or Reads English
*Does NOT Smoke Tobacky or WEED -Loyal Personality
*Average/High Income -Shares 50% or More of my Weird Fetishes

Self-deprecation aside, I doubt any Kiwi ladies would take an interest in me that way and that's not what I'm here for. Considering what I've seen people they had IRL relationships with people dump them over in the weirdest relationships thread, I'm pretty sure it would only end in tragedy.

 

[Krippen]

This thread is a sausage fest so far.

Superior Asian females are the ultimate prize for pasty white internet dwellers.

Actually latinas are clearly superior.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There's plenty of places for online dating, and this place isn't the best of them.

Real Life and In Person or Bust for me. I still Discourage Socializing Online regardless.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

ladies only, be sure to send pics (titties recommended)

Tittle aren't enough anymore. There's too many "ladies" who have dicks.

 

[meatslab]

Me and @wagglyplacebo are looking for a bull with a BBC.

 

[DuskEngine]

Buying green card

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Dating is for losers, I want someone to play fucking video games with on PC

White women is an album by chromeo. It has the hit song Jealous(I ain't with it) on the album. Personally my favorite song is Fall back 2 U. It's a solid album and I would certainly recommend it.

Over Your Shoulder is the best song from that album, please step up your taste game son.

 

[Broken Pussy]

This thread is a sausage fest so far.

Not only do I not have a sausage, I'm still waiting for the bizarre fetishes. This is why no one will fuck you. You write checks with your mouth that your dick can't cash. What did your dick ever do to you to deserve such treatment? Did it shoot you in the eye like a Red Ryder BB gun?