Can we get a dating forum thread going?

[drain]

Does this mean you won't be my valentine??

hey bb

 

[DailyToastBoat]

We're a perfect match.

Too bad you are female according to your profile

 

[Captain Toad]

Sorry, but I only date other mushroom people. No colorful mushroom cap? No thanks.

 

[Overcast]

Despite what my avatar may imply, I don't care that much about the size of a woman's boobs. It's the overall package that matters.

And by overall package I mean, you must have a nice ass.
I would love to meet any of you fine ladies on here and take you out on a fun and exciting date.

But only if you are down to fuck at the end.
I'm very open and accepting to any type of girl.

No fatties or trannies though please.
Call me!

 

[Coldgrip]

No. You want to hook up with women? Buy your own chloroform and windowless van.

 

[Zim]

No. You want to hook up with women? Buy your own chloroform and windowless van.

Stop giving away my dating strats, dude!

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Finally, a place other than fetlife where I can share my unusual kinks and meet people just as messed up as I am!!!

 

[nice]

Finally, a place other than fetlife where I can share my unusual kinks and meet people just as messed up as I am!!!

I tried Fetlife once.

They didn't take too kindly to me listing "internet stalking (giving)" as a fetish.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Fist me daddy

 

[Morose_Obesity]

It's easy to pick up chicks in eating disorder groups.
Seriously, they're very light.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

So..... Anybody get laid yet?

When did we stop?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Currently seeking someone who likes to roleplay. I need someone who enjoys being outside. Preferably hiding behind the bushes or inside the car parked in front of my apartment or heck there's even a spot under the stairs. With all that free time you now have you can write 100 letters a day describing what our future kids will be named and look like (Maybe some drawings for those who are artistically inclined). Call me at all hours of the day but hang up the second I anwser. Peek through the windows late at night and dig through my trash. Maybe stalk my friends too just so you can know everything you need to know. Hell if you're that shy you don't even need to tell me your name, but do feel free to give me as many names as you like. Position is and will always be available.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

We need to regularly break into Gamestops and fuck in the used Wii games section. It's the only way I can come.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Looking for a woman. Preferably one with a very feminine penis.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'd walk a mile for a mammal.

 

[Krippen]

I can think of at least one "female" in Virginia who is an artist and I'm sure they have a OkCupid.

I've seen several supposed artist profiles but they either end up being "sapiosexual", or they have like a 40% match rate, or they don't respond to messages.

 

[A Skeleton]

hmu ladies

 

[Curt Sibling]

The only kind of relationship likely to happen on this site...

 

[Ravio]

I don' think anyone could handle this much autism.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Would anyone like to go on a date?

Half serious, half not.

Is there anyone here who would, like a curve on a test, make up the difference for social/life challenges to grant one a chance? To let my true spirit shine, not just the shallow vehicle of capitalism that grades a man's value on status, position, upward mobility. I lack the vehicle, but I hold The True Spirit high and mighty.

I'm a brilliant guy, just not with higher education (hated group work, ugh...) and no career, but otherwise brilliant and amazing. My creative mind flows with such passion, I don't think it can be contained.

Or, even if you won't take that date (your loss!), walk me through the mechanics of getting one or something. I try being honest about my shortcomings in reddits/sites that ARE actually for dating/hookups, and get instantly ignored and thrown out like yesterday's garbage.. is that the true "meat market" value of the socially disabled man, in today's world? I hope not.

But with all my experience thus far, it appears to be true.