Can we make a list of banned jokes?

[Coldgrip]

Op is a fagg and is name is....albert einstein

And then everyone clapped because it was Sam Hyde who had a loisence fer that :autism:

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

like how you didn't include 'have IRA in every poll option on a thread involving terrorists/shootings'
albert einstein/everyone clapped jokes are my least favorite because they feel so reddit-y, whereas the other are more kiwifarms unique.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Instead of banning jokes, like the fucking communist you are, why not rate it how you see fit?

 

[OhGoy]

Instead of banning jokes, like the fucking communist you are, why not rate it how you see fit?

in true capitalist fashion, communism is good when it suits me

 

[Rand /pol/]

Can we add "great thread" and "great op" to that list

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

fat

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Fucking KYS, OP!

Unless you have yourself a loisesnce.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

HATE SPEECH, IS NOT FREE SPEECH!

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[FeverGlitch]

The "No Fun Allowed" Thread

 

[Aperrentis]

Thread title led me to believe we were supposed to post jokes that are offensive.

 

[OhGoy]

The "No Fun Allowed" Thread
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...speaking of over-used jokes

 

[FeverGlitch]

...speaking of over-used jokes

Glad that I could help.

 

[Slamerella]

At least the others other than "Here's your answer" are funny in their own right and also not something spouted just by kiwis. Besides, I still love "everyone clapped" and the Albert Einstein derivative because it just takes the piss out of those stories each time.

 

[UnKillFill]

If you have to ask, the answer is always, ALWAYS :autism: (And good luck baning that.)

 

[Rokko]

Nickelback a joke of a band is.

Also, in germany we have the follwing band-joke:

"Lieber Onkel Nickleback, bitte mach mir mal die Pickel weg"

 

[Coldgrip]

Eid YogHo Eid

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[ZehnBoat]

This is the dark souls of kiwi farms threads

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

albert einstein/everyone clapped jokes are my least favorite because they feel so reddit-y, whereas the other are more kiwifarms unique.

Sam Hyde is chanshit. And the whole oi mate you got a loicence thing I don't know where it originated but it definitely wasn't on Kiwi Farms. A more Kiwi Farms unique joke would be Pixy is fat and I would not have sex with her, which is also overused but not that much as the ones in the poll nowadays.