Can we write a coherent song? (DONE) - We didn't make a best seller boys.

mister meaner

mister meaner

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Q&A often gets shat on for being a sub-forum full of low tier shitposting and retards such as myself, but what if we were able prove the rest of the website wrong? What if we could write a profound song, a best-seller which will be sure to give all two of my brain cells some dopamine. Our track could then be shared with the rest of the forum and to daddy null who will then give his blessings the Q&A sub-forum.


Roolz:
1. Try to contribute helpful posts, specify your instrument along with melodies, lyrics, chords, sound effects, percussion, ANYTHING MUSICAL JUST DONT WRITE WORDS ON THEIR OWN LIKE A NIGGER (preferably no sampling that is not transformative)
2. Don’t be a nigger.
3. First post starts the song.
I’ll try to compile it into a legible song once made. I’m aware this idea has been done before, but I’d like to give it another try.
 
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Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!
I'm lazy as fuck so the 'music' in this vid is completely unmixed and sounds like ass, just a bunch of synths and shit I put together sloppily.
ALL YOU NIGGERS MADE IT IN TEH MUSIC
if enough interest is generated i may consider extending or working on it but this thread is already dead asf.
If only null could appreciate our rhapsody :c
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Also there are tons of them out there, almost anything is better than me belting lyrics of in my farty baritone. I was never able to make bass because my second puberty never came.
 
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Compared to the story thread this post is a fucking dumpster fire so I'm just going to ask for some suggestions on what the fuck I should be doing, I can take some creative liberties and add generic drum loops when making it so that it's kind of a song, because we mostly just have lyrics right now. Right now it seems the answer is that we can't write a coherent song.
 
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Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!
I'm lazy as fuck so the 'music' in this vid is completely unmixed and sounds like ass, just a bunch of synths and shit I put together sloppily.
ALL YOU NIGGERS MADE IT IN TEH MUSIC
if enough interest is generated i may consider extending or working on it but this thread is already dead asf.
If only null could appreciate our rhapsody :c
 
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Can Kiwi Farms write a song? The answer won't surprise you!
I'm lazy as fuck so the 'music' in this vid is completely unmixed and sounds like ass, just a bunch of synths and shit I put together sloppily.
ALL YOU NIGGERS MADE IT IN TEH MUSIC
if enough interest is generated i may consider extending or working on it but this thread is already dead asf.
If only null could appreciate our rhapsody :c
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This is fucking hilarious good job!
 
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Damn, is this over already?! I wrote some music:

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If you want to do a second track about niggers, feel free to use this score.

You may use any instrument, although I would prefer it's played on bagpipes by a very fat Welshmen (autotune so you can play in F#m), or, barring that, a Manuel Ramirez 1912 fitted with custom pickups, played by anyone who happens to have a Manuel Ramirez 1912 lying around.
 
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Fucky Chucky said:
I watched your music video twice. I think I'll do it again. Hilarious. It turns out you can polish a turd. Good job buddy.
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Neferpitou! said:
This is fucking hilarious good job!
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Linkin Park said:
This was great. Tag me the next time you do it, @mister meaner. We can give even better lyrics

KF needs a classic album with these bars
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Thank you! <3 The idea of a kiwi farms made album makes me giggle.
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Damn, is this over already?! I wrote some music:

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If you want to do a second track about niggers, feel free to use this score.

You may use any instrument, although I would prefer it's played on bagpipes by a very fat Welshmen (autotune so you can play in F#m), or, barring that, a Manuel Ramirez 1912 fitted with custom pickups, played by anyone who happens to have a Manuel Ramirez 1912 lying around.
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Sorry for getting impatient, I was under the impression all interest in the thread was gone so I thought I'd finish it off. If anyone's interest in derailing this thread or making a new one to write a song about niggers where we only use constructive comments or something we could definitely do that, maybe I can put it in effort next time and actually mix it. Maybe move it to the music board or something. Thanks for actually writing something though, we could definitely use that if people are interested!
 
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mister meaner said:
Thank you! <3 The idea of a kiwi farms made album makes me giggle.

Sorry for getting impatient, I was under the impression all interest in the thread was gone so I thought I'd finish it off. If anyone's interest in derailing this thread or making a new one to write a song about niggers where we only use constructive comments or something we could definitely do that, maybe I can put it in effort next time and actually mix it. Maybe move it to the music board or something. Thanks for actually writing something though, we could definitely use that if people are interested!
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You see the problem is that I don't understand how music works other that the very basic idea. I like to listen to pretty women sing about whatever and so on... Maybe I could! No... this doesn't work for me. I could come along and fuck your shit up which I am glad to do or... Something else.
 
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If I could get a handle on what

Solid Snek is talking about​

I might be able to come up with something that went along with it. Same with any other with a sheet of music. I did some music and everyone who ever worked with me told me to get out.
 
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Solid Snek said:
My score for our next song basically sounds like this:

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On a date
Ain't nothin' but a tummy ache
I've got gas
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Oh god why
I'm never gonna live this down
(I'm never gonna live this down)
I just shit my pants
Tell me why...
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
 
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I've got, poo pants?
butthole, on fire
Yes I know, it's too late
Don't want it that way'

For the academies consideration. We could add, delete or go off in another direction.
 
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