Can we write a coherent story? - Let’s make a best seller boys

[mister meaner]

Q&A often gets shat on for being a sub-forum full of low tier shitposting and retards such as myself, but what if we were able prove the rest of the website wrong? What if we could write a rousing tale, a profound best-seller which will be sure to give all two of my brain cells a good workout. Our tale could then be shared with the rest of the forum and to daddy null who will then give his blessings the Q&A sub-forum.

ROOLZ:
1. You get 5 words per a post, if you write something long you’re a nigger and (hopefully) your fellow posters will ignore you
No one has been doing this, just keep your messages very short and AROUND 5 words or one sentence idfk who cares anymore
2. Keep it coherent
3. Don’t be a nigger
4. Whoever posts first gets to start the story

 

[Fucky Chucky]

But our science was too tight.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

"BlueSpike is that you?"

 

[mister meaner]

Bluespike then came and shidded and farded

 

[Fucky Chucky]

and there was much rejoicing.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

"I've come to let it all out" he said

 

[Fucky Chucky]

He was a mac pimp daddy

 

[mister meaner]

and he provided null, floyd and epstien an ultimatum. He said;

 

[Fucky Chucky]

"No one may fuck my strange guests!"

 

[:gold:]

Teach me to count words.

 

[mister meaner]

"No one may fuck my strange guests!"

Bluespike was furious, he then kneeled on floyd's neck while bystanders told him to to stop,

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Fentanyl Floyd floundered, crying heroically.
Epstein did not kill himself.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

BlueSpike whispered into Floyd's ear saying:

 

[Fucky Chucky]

"You're going to be famous!"

 

[mister meaner]

Bluespike then shot Epstien who did not kill himself and choked Floyd to death, it was only null and bluespike left, and there could only be one victor.

Spoiler: meta

Rules are kinda changed to make the writing process easier, check the OP

 

[Epic Fail Man]

"Are you gonna do me like you did Chris?" Said Null half whimpering.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Epstein's erection developed rigor mortis. Somewhere a dog was barking.

 

[mister meaner]

"I'm not gonna do you like my precious wittle chrissy, I'm gonna ride you even harder. Prepare your two-incher!"

 

[:gold:]

The caste system was implemented.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They started arguing over taking out the trash because the one that cleans is considered a Shudra and a pathetic non-dirty peasant.

 

[mister meaner]

Null got tired of Bluespikes faggotry, so he put him in the bin and spike was carried away in a garbage truck, making him the peasant.