In a world, Nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger, "Hi. I like punching babies."
But then everything changed.
Babies began to punch people, And the people were enslaved, Though they lacked true strength. "They're too powerful to beat." Said the US Military General. "Even One Punch Man's weak." farted and the room reeked,
But there was a hero, who also farted.
"Welcome to CWCVille, Mr. Epstein"
"Brrrrraaaaap"
the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you. Then suddenly a smell.... *sniff *, It was the smoke! Whaaaaaat? the smoke is green? its coming from someone's butt????
That someone: George "Fentanyl" Floyd. And then trevshoms from kiwi farms appeared, A man with two butts? Who knew the dimensional merge was real? Josh then materialized and said, "I love humping fat women," until my dick got stuck, and broken like a buck, he really liked to fuck. Suddenly, George & Epstein started fighting! But it was very erotic. As American as apple pie. Not for the taint of fart. But for the feint of heart.
But Null broke them up, They both hollored, "Stop Null!" Then he looked at the audience and said... "JULAY!!! I stubbed my pecker."
The Daemon came for us, But our science was too tight.
"BlueSpike is that you?"
Bluespike then came and shidded and farded, and there was much rejoicing.
"I've come to let it all out" he said.
He was a mac pimp daddy, and he provided null, floyd and epstien an ultimatum. He said; "No one may fuck my strange guests! Teach me to count words."
Bluespike was furious, he then kneeled on floyd's neck while bystanders told him to to stop, Fentanyl Floyd floundered, crying heroically. Epstein did not kill himself. BlueSpike whispered into Floyd's ear saying:
"You're going to be famous!"
Bluespike then shot Epstien who did not kill himself and choked Floyd to death, it was only null and bluespike left, and there could only be one victor.
"Are you gonna do me like you did Chris?" Said Null half whimpering. Epstein's erection developed rigor mortis. Somewhere a dog was barking.
"I'm not gonna do you like my precious wittle chrissy, I'm gonna ride you even harder. Prepare your two-incher!"
The caste system was implemented. They started arguing over taking out the trash because the one that cleans is considered a Shudra and a pathetic non-dirty peasant. Null got tired of Bluespikes faggotry, so he put him in the bin and spike was carried away in a garbage truck, making him the peasant. Ganesha ate all the peanuts. Through the cries of Julay, Shiva was summoned. And then Shiva started destroying 14 Branchland Court, and Chris-chan and Null wept and embraced eachother over the loss of their home, and the dreaming studio, where dreams did no longer come true, perhaps they never had to begin with. Chris picked up the only thing that wasn't destroyed in the rubble. His Rockband
toy guitar. He then shoved the neck of the guitar up his fake vagina and played a perfect cover of moonlight sonata third movement, somehow. Suddenly, a challenger appeared! It was bluespike back from the bin, and he was covered in trash! What was up his ass? Every turned to gaze at the troll, and behold, a sonichu medallion had fallen out of Bluespike’s ass.
"Stay cool daddy-o" Bluespike said and dabbed a mighty dab. Bluespike then put on the medallion that fell from his ass, and achieved true power. Bluespik then pulled out has MacBook clamshell and began posting on twatter.com. the top site for posting shit. 'I have a small penis' he posts. Sonichu awoke from a night of drink and hard drugs in a cold sweat, Sonichu leapt to his feet as he sped over and slapped a sleeping Chris Chan and said ".-- .... .- - / - .... . / -.. --- --. / -.. --- .. -. .----. ..--.."
Chris then screamed, the fat prick had totally forgot what happened as he had fell asleep. Null, bluespike, sonichu, and Chris now stand together in the land where Chris‘ house used to be.
