Can you explain this shit

Go on, drive around town on your metal fence post - oh wait, you can't, because it does no posses the properties of a car, almost as if it's a different, NEW kind of entity.
Even if a monkey did just see it for it's parts and didn't know it was supposed to be more than a hunk of metal, if I left the ignition on, it could accidentally floor the accelerator and blast off in it.
The sand that your computer is made from says otherwise fellow starchild.
There's no way those characters just happened to randomly assemble themselves in that particular order, purely by chance. That post had to have been deliberately designed by an intelligent Creator.
The infinity of the universe implies infinite chances for opportunity which means everything that can happen will happen has already happened and will continue to happen infinitely.
 
The sand that your computer is made from says otherwise fellow starchild.

The infinity of the universe implies infinite chances for opportunity which means everything that can happen will happen has already happened and will continue to happen infinitely.
What the fuck are you talking about
 
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