Canada is a failed state

The average Canadian is fucking retarded bro. If they have thoughts about this at all, it's "orange man bad" and "oh they're gonna be sorry they messed with us!". I live here, I can assure you of that.
It bewilders me that anyone could possibly think that way. Don't they realise the sheer economic and population imbalance between Canada and American? 40 million people to over 300 million. There's more people in the latter than the former by a pratical order or magnitude. California alone is home to just as people as Canada, and commands a far most robust economy too. How could anyone believe that this quaint little service economy, literally bound to the hip to the most powerful nation on Earth, could go one-on-one against them in a tariff war with numbers like that?

I'm from Down Under. And I can guarantee you everybody here knows full well that we tread lightly around China for the same reason. For better or for worst. How can that be common knowledge here. but someone so many Canadians are blissfully ignorant of? Fucking Australia, a country so similar to Canada, that we're functionally just the Great White North if you lived in a scorching desert instead of a frozen tundra. Can fully comprehend this, but the average Canadian urban shitlib cannot? No wonder your elites are walking you towards economic oblivion with shiteating smiles on their faces.

I apologise for my sperging, but it's hard to describe in any less words how little sense your Laurentide overlords reaction to Trump's tarriffs make. Especially from the perspective of an outsider looking in.
 
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It bewilders me that anyone could possibly think that way. Don't they realise the sheer economic and population imbalance between Canada and American? 40 million people to over 300 million. There's more people in the latter than the former by a pratical order or magnitude. California alone is home to just as people as Canada, and commands a far most robust economy too. How could anyone believe that this quaint little service economy, literally bound to the hip to the most powerful nation on Earth, could go one-on-one against them in a tariff war with numbers like that?

I'm from Down Under. And I can guarantee you everybody here knows full well that we tread lightly around China for the same reason. For better or for worst. How can that be common knowledge here. but someone so many Canadians are blissfully ignorant of? Fucking Australia, a country so similar to Canada, that we're functionally just the Great White North if you lived in a scorching desert instead of a frozen tundra. Can fully comprehend this, but the average Canadian urban shitlib cannot? No wonder your elites are walking you towards economic oblivion with shiteating smiles on their faces.

I apologise for my sperging, but it's hard to describe in any less words how little sense your Laurentide overlords reaction to Trump's tarriffs make. Especially from the perspective of an outsider looking in.
as someone pointed out earlier, even China doesn't want a trade war with the US, and they're arguably the nation with the best shot to go toe to toe with them.

The Laurentians have the audacity to play with the Canadian economy, try to gaslight Canadians (easy) and subject them to economic fallout knowing full well that a trade war, in the long term, will easily favour the US.

Sure, some border towns in Michigan, Montana, etc may have less lumber and oil for several weeks. Sure, you may have less cars being sent in to Detroit from Windsor for a bit- but the US has the reserves of the rest of the nation to draw upon and unironically can rebuild, reactivate, and recalibrate its industry domestically.

Its going to wind up bad for Canadians, and I dont think most will realize that 4 years of 'orange cheeto man bad' from Trudeau when Trump was out of office was a retarded move. Never missing an opportunity to insult the man globally was a brilliant. Even Stephen Harper, in interviews, said that this contributed directly to the worsening relationship between the two nations.

Canadians who think 'oh boy, were going to cut off power to people living in upstate NY' (or so Doug Ford says) are the equivalent of morons who, when someone is pointing a gun at them, think splashing their starbucks coffee at the dude is 'owning' them and will somehow miraculously result in something other than getting shot. Not even saying the US is a bully here. In many ways, American rhetoric and the US position is justified. They do lose a lot in the trade deals between our nations. They were gracious enough to allow it because we were friendly nations- to a point.

Its high time that Canadians learn to stop being so smug, condescending, and bitter when the neighbor to the south literally has the nation by the balls and is doing us a favour in terms of trade deals.

I just hope that it ends soon
 
Michigander here, despite being in a region directly impacted by Canada cutting off energy exports, I don't feel any fear, it seems like the overwhelmingly likely outcome is that our electricity bills are higher for a little while and then we localize our power grid and take away Canadian leverage for the future. Does the average Canadian actually think this move is going to accomplish more than that? Do any of your politicians actually believe they're not just bluffing to their constituents? I have friends and family in Canada and it's been very depressing following along and hearing about the decline for this last decade, I'm praying for all you good leafs to weather this storm


per RBC study 50% of Canadians worried about the financial future and an ungoldly number of people living paycheck to paycheck. 1 in 4 using foodbanks and 18% already in arrears. BEFORE tarrifs.

A US tradewar and economic disaster is just the shot in the arm Canadian liberals need right now to hold on to power and buttress their globohomo worldviews. They are giddy, not even remotely concerned. Every price in Canada will go up due to inflation (Justo cutting rates while planning to print money) but more so various interests and monopolies whether they are export or not will decide they need to "make up the difference" in loss of trade by gouging every Canadian for whatever they can. Or just plain opportunism. Canadians will just take it and blame Trump. Won't even be any honking this time.
 
I'm talking open or conceal carry without regard to the law.
People do CC all the time. Naturally, no one I know complied with the buyback either but that shouldn't be surprising, since exactly 0 people in the entire country complied, a fact which probably causes a lot of seethe in Ottawa every time their lapdogs in the press mention it. The fact that the RCMP, provincial police services, local police services, the military, private contractors, and Canada Post have all said they'd refuse to participate in more mandatory "buybacks" probably contributes to the lack of cooperation.

To the rest of your point: the country is in a state of "polite anarchy" already. I've even started seeing cops (and defense lawyers, in a couple of particularly deranged cases) putting out press releases that basically boil down to "good riddance to subhuman trash" when criminals just magically die suddenly in protective custody or elsewhere in prisons too. The fact there's as little vigilante justice as there is is frankly impressive.

As far as things that don't happen in America go, I really wish I had the videos of those pogroms the Sikhs and Hindus have been doing on each other in Brampton recently. Or the sword battles in Tim Hortons parking lots.

My advice if you ever have altercations with the local feral junkies, they like to imply that they'll talk to cops if you don't go along with their little hustle. If they do that, just ask them if the guys in genpop at the nearest worst-prison-in-your-area know that they're a rat. They'll permanently leave you alone after in my experience.

Also lol at the weepy, vintage RNB falsetto in that spontaneous zombie combustion video.
 
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Trump literally said there's nothing Canada could've done to stop the tariffs and its not actually about the border at all. He said this outloud ten days after claiming they needed to tighten border security due to 20kg of fentanyl that made it through VS Mexico's 10,000 kg.

Trump cannot be negotiated with nor can anything he say be trusted. He has a one track mind goal for himself and his rich friends as well as his personal legacy. There is no Art of the Deal if you sit down at the table, light it on fire and tell the other person to figure it out.

Trump can and will continue to do this because 99% of Canadians are uninformed with their heads up their ass. As the fire burns, the rednecks will cheer and say it was excellent negotiating as the rest of the world is forced to deal with it. This is what they think business and economics is.
 
To the rest of your point: the country is in a state of "polite anarchy" already. I've even started seeing cops (and defense lawyers, in a couple of particularly deranged cases) putting out press releases that basically boil down to "good riddance to subhuman trash" when criminals just magically die suddenly in protective custody or elsewhere in prisons too. The fact there's as little vigilante justice as there is is frankly impressive.

Double edged sword.

When Trudeau comes for the Kiwifarms posters and the CBC says you did 'x' on the news the low info public will be thrilled you accidently died before seeing a judge too.
 
In 2021 I was reading a lot of articles that were conducted through research that talked about Canada having the highest level of poverty in the G7, declining wages and a highly abnormal cost of living. I knew this was all looking abysmal for us. That's pretty much the kiss of death for a country and I saw us becoming a sort of Argentina north. Unfortunately it's true..

We failed. We're done.

This isn't something that's ever going to be fixed. With the amount of foreign cash flow in real estate and the government at every level serving oligarchs this isn't the kind of "mess" that can be cleaned up.

The Canadian dream is to leave.
You are close to a Nation that is ascending again (White Americans) that you are almost identical genetically and culturally to.
 
Not even saying the US is a bully here. In many ways, American rhetoric and the US position is justified. They do lose a lot in the trade deals between our nations. They were gracious enough to allow it because we were friendly nations- to a point.

Its high time that Canadians learn to stop being so smug, condescending, and bitter when the neighbor to the south literally has the nation by the balls and is doing us a favour in terms of trade deals.

I just hope that it ends soon
Canadian manufacturing got just as fucked by NAFTA as American manufacturing so no we didn’t benefit from taking advantage of them. Only Laurentian elite benefited.
gouging every Canadian for whatever they can. Or just plain opportunism. Canadians will just take it and blame Trump. Won't even be any honking this time.
I will be blaming the Family Compact and if I didn’t have a promising professional career I would start Luigiing c suite executives at Loblaws and Robelus right now
What %age of these fabled Ontario manufacturing jobs are staffed by pajeets in Mississauga?
Optimistic considering that Jeets don’t do physical labour as they believe they are above that due to their caste (the only caste they truly belong in is Shithole Brown)
Trump literally said there's nothing Canada could've done to stop the tariffs and its not actually about the border at all. He said this outloud ten days after claiming they needed to tighten border security due to 20kg of fentanyl that made it through VS Mexico's 10,000 kg.

Trump cannot be negotiated with nor can anything he say be trusted. He has a one track mind goal for himself and his rich friends as well as his personal legacy. There is no Art of the Deal if you sit down at the table, light it on fire and tell the other person to figure it out.

Trump can and will continue to do this because 99% of Canadians are uninformed with their heads up their ass. As the fire burns, the rednecks will cheer and say it was excellent negotiating as the rest of the world is forced to deal with it. This is what they think business and economics is.
That’s true in the sense that Trump wants respect and Trudeau and his buddies constantly shitting on trump since the 2020 loss and before didn’t help that.

If they actually kissed the ring of the power down south and didn’t threaten retarded shit like a toddler that was denied a candy bar at the grocery store checkout this wouldn’t be happening
 
So realistically speaking what will happen to the average Canadian as a result of these tariffs? No doomposting responses.
Dollar in six months will hit 0.59 cents and major panic and desperation will ensue.
The average Canadian is fucking retarded bro. If they have thoughts about this at all, it's "orange man bad" and "oh they're gonna be sorry they messed with us!". I live here, I can assure you of that.
Yes this is true, I have not had a single irl conversation yet with anyone who even is remotely close to “getting it”

Brain drain was real and sucked an average of 20 IQ points right out of the country, oh and then a flood of jeets helped in sure.
 
What %age of these fabled Ontario manufacturing jobs are staffed by pajeets in Mississauga?
Less than you'd think. They mostly do gig work at packing plants, along with the more visible Tim Singh's and McSingh's jobs (and delivering for them). If you're wondering where all the Jeets you run into in Ontario are working, it's those temp agency gig jobs at various packing and repacking facilities, and they're not running the machinery there.

Double edged sword.
It's almost impossible to understand how angry our law enforcement is with the activist judiciary and the legislature's deranged policy is unless you work for/with them or know people who do. Are the shitlib desk jockeys in Toronto angry? Probably not. Are the on-the-ground cops in Toronto getting sick of it? Probably, but they're probably also keeping it to themselves. But outside of the GTA, lots of frustration.

Look at ICE in the US, how efficient they're being now that they're allowed to enforce the law properly. I guarantee if the activists holding the judiciary hostage stopped doing that, you'd see very similar results here.
 
Yes this is true, I have not had a single irl conversation yet with anyone who even is remotely close to “getting it”

Brain drain was real and sucked an average of 20 IQ points right out of the country, oh and then a flood of jeets helped in sure.
Anyone want to meet up for a pint and wait for this to blow over (by blow over I mean the complete and utter destruction of the Laurentian Elite)?

Total Laurentian Elite Death

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Trump can and will continue to do this because 99% of Canadians are uninformed with their heads up their ass. As the fire burns, the rednecks will cheer and say it was excellent negotiating as the rest of the world is forced to deal with it. This is what they think business and economics is.
I can guarantee that even if this is all true, everyone in the USA just wants to laugh at Canadians eating shit.

If my budget is going to be eaten alive by inflation, at least it can go to help leafs suffer.

Anyway, is it too much to hope Trueho uses the emergency powers act and immediately gets deposed by King Chucky?
 
"According to Statistics Canada, in 2023 BC experienced negative net interprovincial migration for the first time in a decade, with 67,944 people leaving. Of those, 37,650 moved to Alberta."

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The Business Council of British Columbia has launched an ad campaign aimed at those questioning whether they should flee the province for better economic opportunities and quality of life.

The ads were created in direct response to the "Alberta is calling" campaign, which encouraged British Columbians to head east.

The ads, which exist both online and across the province in areas including Prince George, Kelowna, Victoria, and Metro Vancouver, feature a phone receiving a call from Alberta, with the caption, "Thinking of answering?"

"Living in BC shouldn't be so hard," the ad continues. "Let's make it easy to stay."

According to Statistics Canada, in 2023 BC experienced negative net interprovincial migration for the first time in a decade, with 67,944 people leaving. Of those, 37,650 moved to Alberta.

An Angus Reid poll conducted in 2024 revealed that one in three British Columbians are seriously considering leaving. Those who have made the jump east have cited a number of reasons for doing so, chief among them BC's high cost of living.

"Many have heard the Alberta is Calling ads and laughed them off, but the reality is other provinces are calling, and people are answering," BCBC President and CEO Laura Jones said. "We want British Columbians to know that staying here is possible — and it starts with building a stronger economy to reduce the pressure to leave."

She reminded people that while it might feel like it, "leaving the province isn't the only solution to making life more affordable."

"Our goal is to spark a province-wide conversation about the connection between BC's economy and affordability," Jones added. "We all have a role to play in changing things for the better so current and future generations can call BC home."

The ads have been met with varying responses.

BC has always stood for "Bring Cash" for as long as I can remember, but this entire province is probably fucked as a whole. From the crazy politics coming from Vancouver, to being gutted from the east coast there's nothing more I want then a change of government.

If annexation doesn't happen, I still think the other provinces having some "boosted sway " compared too Ontario would be beneficial for Canadians as a whole. If you've been in this country for any period of time you know for a fact that the majority of votes come from Ontario, only due too the population difference.

Alberta seems more promising, they seem too have a higher priority of oil and gas, as well as trades. Most people in BC crave programming for some odd reason, we have alot of manufacturing plants already on deaths door.
 
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