Canada is a failed state

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

He does in fact look like he was crying.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

the day of the rake has come

 

[GhaeicSD]

Trudeau fell for it and doubled the tariffs, what a fucking idiot.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I love how he's putting his best seethe in French as if assuming American's don't know how to speak French.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Yo canucks who can't afford your groceries anymore. Make sure to buy Canadian orange juice over that American made juice.

 

[Thiletonomics]

"CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH"

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

"Canada is the best country on Earth."
I thought we weren't even really a country anymore, Mister Prime Minister? Didn't you say something to that effect a while back?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

ha ha he just admitted Trump is ignoring his calls.

 

[WatterBottle]

Did he say maybe vacation in Canada instead this summer? The gall on this guy when people are living paycheque to paycheque and vacations have long passed

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Campbell's shut down their plant in Toronto, which means 100% of Campbell's soup in Canada comes from the US.
No more luxury soups.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He say's Canada only represents 1% of the Fentanyl trade, but that is only half true. It is responsible for 1% of the SEIZED Fentanyl. Considering most of the border doesn't even have a fence, its very optimistic about the total trade. And that doesn't even consider precursors and so on.

 

[Ser Prize]

This is called complete defeatist brainrot and is part of the reason why we are in this mess to begin with.

No, we're in this mess because unearned optimism. Do you see a solution? Do you have one? Is it just "vooooote and hope things get better"?

Because those 5 million pajeets ain't leaving no matter who we vooote for.

 

[karaokeman]

I don't want to watch the speech because I will lose brain cells.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

"Will you call parliament back to fix this shit?"
"No."

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

I can't get over how fucking gung-ho people are about "tariffing them back". Maybe this is just a CBC/Preddit thing - haven't really gotten a reading on actual Canucks.

Niggers, do you realize how badly the US is going to fuck us up? They can remain irrational longer than we can remain solvent, to borrow a phrase. For fuck's sake, just make the Bad Orange Man happy.

I'm not even a Trump worshipper - I just recognize he holds all the cards here. His (stated?) desire to make America self-sufficient isn't even a bad one. Just wish we had someone to vote for in MapleNigger land who would do the same.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Fucking hell Trudeau sounds like he's in a Hollywood movie talking about a wife or a long-term girlfriend when he's speaking about the relationship between the USA and Canada. This is exactly the kind of shit I was trying to explain a few pages ago. People here LITERALLY think geopolitics functions like a TV show, or a debate between students in a classroom. It's deranged.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Mexican border = shooting at America

Canadian border = shooting themselves

 

[GhaeicSD]

Trudeau just did a full fledged Chris Chan tier stress-sigh when he was asked if he thinks this is really about the border and fentanyl LMAO

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Why do reporters never have the balls to say "that doesn't answer my question."?

 

[Bogliacci]

The average american more than 100 miles from the border of Canada won't feel more than a blip.