Canada is a failed state

[PhoBingas]

The US being forced to "SMO" Canada for getting uppity would be poetic irony in all sense.

And very funny, let's not forget that. The "three days to Kiev Ottawa" meme would actually be real here.

You're giving Canada too much credit. If the US invaded at 8AM, they'd have the government toppled and be in Ottawa before 12 noon.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Right now, all the US has to do is let us twist in the wind. What can we do about it? Where can we pivot? No a single step has been taken to mitigate anything. There has been lots of hot air, a photo op in the EU. But nothing of any substance.

They would let us starve, before they take one step back on their bs.

 

[Betonhaus]

The US being forced to "SMO" Canada for getting uppity would be poetic irony in all sense.

And very funny, let's not forget that. The "three days to Kiev Ottawa" meme would actually be real here.

Invading Canada would be a day trip. All the power is concentrated in a tiny area you can capture easily.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Canadians, you excited to become the next Ukrainians?

Based on the behavior of Canadians, I already see the zrada/peremoga cycle starting to take hold. You also have a completely corrupted government that has fallen to foreign influence, and a resource-rich oblast that feels alienated and wants to join a bigger and more powerful neighbor.

Next step is state-backed anti-American protests filled with idiots with pots on their heads yelling "whoever doesn't hop is an American." Then Donbass Alberta will hold a referendum to separate from the rest of the country. Then the shooting starts.

 

[Hokuriku]

The population is more than willing to forget how badly the Liberals destroyed everything due to vanity projects like mass Immigration and excessive regulations.

They didn't even 'forget', they unironically just wanted a different person to continue implementing the exact same policies. Abortion biowaste could be the leader of the LPC for all it matters.

Canadians, you excited to become the next Ukrainians?

Ukrainians chose to allow themselves to be armed.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Ukrainians chose to allow themselves to be armed.

A lot of it wasn't entirely up to Ukrainians. Their government was entirely composed of corrupt oligarchs who allowed foreign interests to do whatever they want in the country, including building army bases and holding exercises with foreign powers.

That said I don't think globohomo has the same reach and influence now as they had back in the early 00's when they started turning Ukrainians against Russia. But globohomo is far more desperate now and it doesn't seem like it's very difficult to turn Canadians against America, so who knows.

Beware the idiots with pots on their heads holding EU flags, bros. If you see them on the streets, consider packing your bags for it's too late for anything else.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Canadians, you excited to become the next Ukrainians?

Based on the behavior of Canadians, I already see the zrada/peremoga cycle starting to take hold. You also have a completely corrupted government that has fallen to foreign influence, and a resource-rich oblast that feels alienated and wants to join a bigger and more powerful neighbor.

Next step is state-backed anti-American protests filled with idiots with pots on their heads yelling "whoever doesn't hop is an American." Then Donbass Alberta will hold a referendum to separate from the rest of the country. Then the shooting starts.

Lmao you overestimate Canadians determination to fight. No one will fight. All the guns are confiscated. The military is literally a tranny and retard job program.

Every single institutions in Canada are designed and operating for the purpose of oppressing citizen activities.

If America annexed Canada, Americans should offer one time GTFO card to everyone who wants to join globehomo Europe. Millions will leave. Also one time GTFO to foreign and permanent residents. None negotiable.

It will clean out approximately 20-30% of population immediately.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Lmao you overestimate Canadians determination to fight. No one will fight. All the guns are confiscated. The military is literally a tranny and retard job program.

Every single institutions in Canada are designed and operating for the purpose of oppressing citizen activities.

If America annexed Canada, Americans should offer one time GTFO card to everyone who wants to join globehomo Europe. Millions will leave. Also one time GTFO to foreign and permanent residents. None negotiable.

It will clean out approximately 20-30% of population immediately.

Ukrainians also didn't want to fight back in 2004-2005 during the Orange Revolution. It was just a bunch of urbanite progressives protesting "for democracy," toppling statues, and burning shit in hope that one day they will be admitted into the EU. Then the zrada-peremoga cycle eroded their critical thinking abilities even further, creating widespread paranoia, encouraging militarism, leading to the events of 2014, and then eventually 2022.


Now that said, Canada isn't Ukraine, it doesn't have the same history of violence and anarchy. The EU is also not the EU of 20 years ago, the globalists have had a rough decade, and current day America isn't Russia. But the parallels are still hard to ignore.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The US being forced to "SMO" Canada for getting uppity would be poetic irony in all sense.

And very funny, let's not forget that. The "three days to Kiev Ottawa" meme would actually be real here.

Would it take 3? The drive to Ottawa from Fort Drum is around 2 hours. If the 10th Mountain division used helicopters they could be there in about half that time, but it's well within range of a 12 hour road march without the need to even stop and refuel before they got there. And the 10th mountain division alone has more firepower then the entire Canadian army, so...

Military autism aside, the other issue that is not quite being looked at is the population age differential. The USA has had trouble with having babies like much of the West, but Americans have by and large managed to keep their necks above replacement level. Not enough for the "Line must always go up" crowd, but enough that the USA is in no danger of demographic collapse in the next 50 years. Unlike say, Canada and the UK.

In fact the birth rate has ticked up a bit in the USA in 2024. Not by much, but it was the first time in years the down trend reversed. Within the next few decades the USA is going to remain a largely productive vibrant powerhouse, which will ironically make Canada's situation which is already bad, downright dire. If you are a young Canadian, are you going to want to stay in a country undergoing demographic collapse with all the shit that entails, or will you hop a train down South?

This something I feel is not being considered in the whole "51st State" sperging. All the predictions of Canada's condition in 2050 are its going to be pretty fucking dire. Which ironically may make Union with the USA inevitable anyway just by shear necessity. But occurring at a markedly lower position of power then if the negotiations on Union were to occur today.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Ukrainians also didn't want to fight back in 2004-2005 during the Orange Revolution. It was just a bunch of urbanite progressives protesting "for democracy," toppling statues, and burning shit in hope that one day they will be admitted into the EU. Then the zrada-peremoga cycle eroded their critical thinking abilities even further, creating widespread paranoia, encouraging militarism, leading to the events of 2014, and then eventually 2022.
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Now that said, Canada isn't Ukraine, it doesn't have the same history of violence and anarchy. The EU is also not the EU of 20 years ago, the globalists have had a rough decade, and current day America isn't Russia. But the parallels are still hard to ignore.

It's not so much that Canadians don't want to fight. They do.

They just don't want to fight which requires risk and perma death.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's not so much that Canadians don't want to fight. They do.

They just don't want to fight which requires risk and perma death.

It's the usual scenario, where the people who are crying for war the loudest are also the same people who are the least likely to fight in that war. Old liberal women, confused "patriotic" boomers, effete urbanite soycucks, etc. No shortage of those in Canada or the EU.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Invading Canada would be a day trip. All the power is concentrated in a tiny area you can capture easily.

Couldn't quote tweet the Japanese FAQ list.

What's Japanese salt?

4 months of knowing Trump is coming and is doing exactly what he said he would:

Zero barriers to inter-provincial trade removed.
Zero plans to build any pipelines.

It's kind of like Canada's initial COVID response.

At the beginning, there were lots of statistics showing Canada had among the lowest hospital beds and specifically ICU beds per capita in the entire Western world. The paucity persisted when broken down by individual provinces, even in oil-rich Alberta.

So there's a devil's argument that the initial "two weeks to flatten the curve" and some of the restrictions may have been needed if more capacity was going to be built on an emergency basis.

But the 5 year anniversary recently passed, Trudeau and essentially all the premiers virtue signaled about COVID safetyism for 2 years and used their emergency powers as a cudgel for political gain.

Not a single new hospital or ICU bed was commissioned as part of the broader COVID response despite the fact that Trudeau essentially doubled the national debt with no infrastructure to show for it.

And this was exacerbated by simultaneously importing Infinity Indians in the following recovery years which wasn't widely appreciated what was happening to both the country and the healthcare capacity system at the time.

 

[Betonhaus]

Canadians, you excited to become the next Ukrainians?

Based on the behavior of Canadians, I already see the zrada/peremoga cycle starting to take hold. You also have a completely corrupted government that has fallen to foreign influence, and a resource-rich oblast that feels alienated and wants to join a bigger and more powerful neighbor.

Next step is state-backed anti-American protests filled with idiots with pots on their heads yelling "whoever doesn't hop is an American." Then Donbass Alberta will hold a referendum to separate from the rest of the country. Then the shooting starts.

Very few Canadians will actually fight in any meaningful way to defend the Laurentian Elite controlled tyranny they call a nation. In fact most who won't accept America will just sign up for MAID.

Taking over Canada will be easy. Just take over parliament hill, declare Trump to be Governor-General, and have the millitary arrest any politician who protests. After that the people will get told to do and abide by it.

 

[WatterBottle]

CBC out there doing hard hitting journalism such as "Is Tim Hortons Canadian?"

Beyond the questions of stockholders and supply chains, Doucette says it's the role that Tim Hortons plays in the lives of ordinary people that earns its status as Canadian.

(article | archive)

 

[Brutality]

The US is quite literally the best positioned country to invade us as all of our critical infrastructure is within 50km of the southern border. That's a fun fact the boomers hate

All they'd need is metro vancouver and Victoria and the western ports would be automatically seized, steamroll through the plains in southern Ontario and the financial center of the country is ripped away. Go on up to Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and poof, we have no sea access. They could starve us to death if they really wanted to

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Yeah a Russia-Ukranian comparison is really not appropriate its more like if modern Russia invaded Finland. Malmstrom could knock out our biggest airfield in a single sortie and roll up highway 41 through Wainwright to Cold lake and completely sever the country in two while taking out 3 of our biggest bases. The US is probably already within artillery range of Abbotsford which means Vancouver would be under a siege within hours. The war would end as fast as the one when the aliens conquered the Earth in 7 hours n Half-Life.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Yeah a Russia-Ukranian comparison is really not appropriate its more like if modern Russia invaded Finland. Malmstrom could knock out our biggest airfield in a single sortie and roll up highway 41 through Wainwright to Cold lake and completely sever the country in two while taking out 3 of our biggest bases. The US is probably already within artillery range of Abbotsford which means Vancouver would be under a siege within hours. The war would end as fast as the one when the aliens conquered the Earth in 7 hours n Half-Life.

Yeh equivalent would be Russia invading Estonia. The weakest bark the loudest and that's the case here.

Local news is running "I'd rather deal with Liberal" from Trump interview nonstop.

When they saw how Carney treated Rosemary, CBC's Liberal Loyalist, they freaked the fuck out lol....

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I think I pointed out much earlier in this thread that it was time to leave Canada, that while people may be angry at Indians now, it was only when there was no other choice, and how

Give it time and I'm sure this same population would show that it had learnt nothing?

That's basically how Canada goes. It's not structurally or electorally fucked, though there are problems there. It's something in the air and something in the culture. Canadians are fucking morons.

 

[naffatune]

This something I feel is not being considered in the whole "51st State" sperging. All the predictions of Canada's condition in 2050 are its going to be pretty fucking dire. Which ironically may make Union with the USA inevitable anyway just by shear necessity. But occurring at a markedly lower position of power then if the negotiations on Union were to occur today.

Definitely is possible (a low chance, but still possible) for the United States to seize a part of Canada for security reasons. If the government is too incompetent to properly filter out dangerous and potentially terroristic people, it will end up posing a national security risk to the US later down the line. If worse comes to worst, the US will militarily occupy southern Canada as a whole to get a hold of the border themselves.

Southern Ontario and Quebec would be the biggest priority; that's where a lot of the illegal immigration from Canada into New York is happening. New York City itself is known to be a very big sanctuary city, and has a whole industry that provides social services to illegals coming in. I would highly suggest watching the Cash Jordan video below (posted 3 weeks ago) going over this chain of events. As you can tell by the footage, the people crossing the border were the usual suspects.

In addition, they've had the same problem 7 months ago, with the same people.

 

[Mister Fister]

Canadians, you excited to become the next Ukrainians?

Based on the behavior of Canadians, I already see the zrada/peremoga cycle starting to take hold. You also have a completely corrupted government that has fallen to foreign influence, and a resource-rich oblast that feels alienated and wants to join a bigger and more powerful neighbor.

Next step is state-backed anti-American protests filled with idiots with pots on their heads yelling "whoever doesn't hop is an American." Then Donbass Alberta will hold a referendum to separate from the rest of the country. Then the shooting starts.

Who has the guns?