Canada is a failed state

[Balanced Boomer]

No matter how this plays out for you Canadians, just remember that the United States will always be here for you to call you retarded snow niggers.

 

[PhoBingas]

How come we haven't heard literally anything, not even a memorial, for the largest mass shooting in Canadian History Since it happened?

Because it was an RCMP stoolie / narc that did the shooting. Fucker might even got the guns he did it with from them.

You are right, however, that joining Canada and the US wouldn't solve anything. We'd just be adding a giant 51st state that could be safely guaranteed to skew everything in favor of the Democrats indefinitely, which is likely to accelerate the decline if anything. But I want to watch the look on a Canadian's face the first time they open a medical bill and see some dollar amounts, it'd be so fucking funny.

We already "pay" for healthcare. If you work and make more than the bare, bare minimum, you're going to have about a third to half of your pay gone between federal and provincial taxes. And the best part? All that tax money gets you fuck all. Good luck if you need a family doctor, 18 to 36 month waits for specialists if you're lucky.
I'd rather take my same salary in US money and have to pay for my own healthcare.

*Edit to not double-post.

 

[zzzten]

I voted rob ford, because at this point, a dead crack smoking mayor is an improvement over the current administration

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

My polling station was completely empty when I walked down to vote over lunch.

My dog & I were almost run over however multiple times by old boomer bitches in their luxury SUVs peeling out of their condos, refusing to make eye contact and not yielding the right-of-way to pedestrians standing at the curb.

I'm sure they were rushing out to vote Carney.

Literally where? They got 0 when they were polling at 5x the numbers they are now.

I remember when Viva Frei of Lawtube, still living in Montreal at the time in 2021 and running for the PPC, had deluded himself that he was going to beat Marc Garneau in Notre-Dame-de-Grace (so was torn he would have to give up his YT grifter gig) and wholeheartedly believed the PPC was going to take 12 seats nationwide.

 

[PhoBingas]

I voted rob ford, because at this point, a dead crack smoking mayor is an improvement over the current administration

God took the wrong Ford brother

 

[zzzten]

You are a disingenuous nigger and should get some of your prized local healthcare ASAP, that is all

u r a fag

 

[Betonhaus]

How busy will things get around 4-5pm when everyone gets off work?

 

[PhoBingas]

How busy will things get around 4-5pm when everyone gets off work?

I know I have to bounce in a couple hours to go vote, but I'm sure traffic will be worse than the wait at the polling place.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Everywhere else I'd have to learn a new language... Most of which are still raped raw by cost of living. The places that aren't raped by cost of living have other serious problems.

What about Russia? It isn't too hard to learn, and the alphabet is easy to understand with only 3, maybe 4 hard characters. Plus, you and your kids wouldn't have globohomo shoved down your throats.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

What about Russia? It isn't too hard to learn, and the alphabet is easy to understand with only 3, maybe 4 hard characters. Plus, you and your kids wouldn't have globohomo shoved down your throats.

Russian is very hard to learn for English speakers and the alphabet is the easiest part.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Russian is very hard to learn for English speakers and the alphabet is the easiest part.

I've had an easier time learning it, then again maybe it's because I'm an ESL and I'm just more acustomed to non-English style grammar.

 

[King George III]

Canadian Jeet trucking industry BTFO

I hope to God someone showed him the C90Adventures video. Come to think of it, Dalton, an automotive youtuber going by PoleBarnGarage, had an accident a while back caused by a retarded jeet truck driver. The only thing that saved him was good ol' fashioned American Steel on a squarebody Silverado.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

u r a fag

Get MAIDED, fgt.

 

[The Early 2000s]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm not going to speculate on the results because there's too many unknown factors, but what would be the most hilarious result that actually is probable?
I'd guess it's the Liberal+NDP getting a close tie with the Conservatives+Bloc, with the Green party getting a couple radical members in that the liberals need to make a coalition with in order to win, but that means the greens will dictate the terms or they will threaten to force a snap election.

Followed by the Conservatives getting a super majority and the Bloc getting minority government status.

 

[Brutality]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I see so many users larping as canadians in this thread.

Hey buddy, you got a problem with that, eh?

 

[Flan Handler]

God I love living here. There’s been an ongoing conversation about guns in the voting line that has been going for over an hour with people coming and going and man a lot of people around here really love them.

Like, the original people who kicked it off are long gone but everyone in line keeps joining in and carrying it on. A few wives rolling their eyes because these guys are talking themselves into buying more, bans be damned.

Hard to know how they are vooooting lol Also: good luck kicking down doors out here, for that gun grab that’s never happening, RCMP.

Edit: I love it here in my tiny town. If I knew we could keep it this way I would never leave.

 

[JayseeDenton]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

Burger here, this was exactly my experience 7 months ago.

 

[PhoBingas]

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

Speaking of signs I noticed some... not quite fuckery, but weirdness in general.

First there was a PC guy who put a couple signs in a park on about six to seven foot tall boards so it was a half decent way up in the air so cars could see it. Then a liberal went around and put about 20 smaller signs totally surrounding it from all sides. The liberal signs, their tops barely touched the bottom of the other sign.

It sat like that for about two weeks then last week all of the liberal signs vanished without a trace. No signs of vandalism, but it was strange they all just left. Whoever took them at least made half an effort to cover the holes from the signs though.
*Typo edit