Canada is a failed state

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Maker's Mark said:
it can also be extremely difficult to make friends due to not having a lot of avenues to socialize or because the locals prefer to stick with the group they may have grown up with.
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PL over 9000 for me, but I recommend even just starting a group with a small fascination.

I was able to get connected with a local conservation group by having a page curating my botany finds, helped me narrow down the bullshit from actual nerds.

Build it, and they will come. (Just don't redeem)

Edit: retarted posters in a coffee shop or bulletin board go a long way, "nature hike" is easy, unsure how far "Book Club where we find the word nigger" would go
 
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Betonhaus said:
I don't recommend panning any meetups though
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We have a Reddit, Tumbler, and Soyteens meetup picture.
Might as well complete it with a Kiwifarms meetup pic :)
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The Cum Beast said:
Kinda like Q*ebec but Alberta is actually decent unlike Q*ebec
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I heard there were reactionary elements in Quebec. Im not sure how popular they are in Quebec however.
Legalize Asbestos said:
Most small towns have job scarcity, drug problems from despondency, and the main employers are services to pensioners and welfare leeches
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Very true unfortunately. I actually vacationed up North, and saw lots of obviously unemployed welfare leeches, and homeless drug addicts. And pajeets were hoarding the jobs.
 
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The Cum Beast said:
I assume that rural life is overall better than city life in many ways, but be warned, there's still plenty of jeets in rural areas from what I've been told, even if not as much as the cities.
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I live somewhere with less than a thousand people and jeets still found their fucking way here.
 
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Imam Shamil said:
Anyone here who has experience getting the fuck out of the cities? How was the experience and how's your quality of life.
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Others have relayed a lot of it already but the key is intention. The job desert is real, unless you have full remote work you're going to be incredibly limited on choice even for blue collar professions. Minor power level but I grew up in a tiny village (<500 people) and the only sustainable work there was in forestry, tourism, and basic retail. Even with such a job you're not making much, and living costs can be higher than cities given many commodities must be sourced from urban centres upwards of 4-6 hours distant; everyone I knew growing up eventually moved away because money became such an overriding concern.
 
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Day of the Cope said:
I live somewhere with less than a thousand people and jeets still found their fucking way here.
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Rather amusing anecdote, my red blooded American county just got done with a Jihad against the Jeets. They are all living just a stones throw away in an adjacent county and developers came asking for permission to expand development across the county line for a new mixed used commercial/residential zoning on what is currently farmland just a few hundred meters from New Punjab.

All the Whiteoids and Negroes showed up at the county council meeting and trust me bro, the people supporting the plan were beaten up in the parking lot of the county administration building. When it came time to vote on the zoning it was a Christmas miracle. Nobody showed up to support it. Fascinating!

I love my home county. You can literally see the border between it and it's neighbor from space, because the urban hellscape ends that abruptly. Good folks here who weren't born yesterday.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Agreed. That would go against the ethos of this site and I like the idea that some of us could pass by each other on the street without knowing it. Makes life more interesting that way.
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You say that but I know at least one of you fuckers is thirty minutes away from me rn and I can't remember who, so now I can't buy him a beer until he powerlevels again.
 
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12345 said:
It happened again last night.
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Fireworks or something else?
They've been going on and off at random intervals & amounts for about the past 3 nights around where I live

I literally just walked by a house on my way to work tonight that must've gone through at least 20 before I passed out of hearing range, and this was quarter to midnight practically in the middle of a residential area

Shit's driving me nuts
 
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Fireworks yeah. Luckily I live in a small town with noise rules after 9pm and after having gotten woken up twice in a row from it I called the cops and luckily one went off as I was on the phone and they heard it. Stopped after that and I doubt it helped anything, things bounce and sound closer than they are here. Plus it stopped at midnight so it felt like they were book-ending the day. They were definitely the same ones the night before.

Personally I don't care about being woken up, I can stand being a little grumpy, but we have a rescue dog that does not do well with fireworks, and at midnight when there are no other living people sounds to dampen it a bit. The town is good about announcing fireworks and I can be there with her, but at midnight? Fuck that. I'm rural enough that a chainsaw or lawnmower going off before 9am is nothing unusual. If you live in a city you probably won't understand how quiet it is at midnight here.

Not the first time I had to call - called last Halloween because they were setting off fireworks in an apartment close by - while kids were trick or treating. (Which if you can imagine by my previous statements, it's not exactly a large parking lot.

Not sure if it was them or someone else, but they were setting off fireworks around 10pm (which is actually reasonable this time of year when the sun sets at 9:30 and it was the Solstice. Fireworks before then don't make sense if you really want to see them. )

Now if they were just really extra happy they were in Canada there shouldn't be any more fireworks at midnight, but I'm a cynical bitch and taking a walk on Friday night, just in case.
 
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OutInTheRain said:
Metis rules is different. Two of the whitest guys I've ever met have Metis status cards. It's gotten real murky now that there are benefits to it, but I always enjoy people looking like the aryan ideal claiming to be proud indigenous.

For the tourists in the thread. The metis are the descendants of French fur trappers who purchased a wife for Muskrat pelts.
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My wife and daughter found out they qualify as Metis, and we got a huge payout from the feds a couple years back because they belonged by birthright to a band that had a land claim against the government.

The hilarious part of that is my daughter is blue-eyed and blonde, with scots-irish pale skin, but has the Race Card.
 
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Herman Throwaway said:
My wife and daughter found out they qualify as Metis, and we got a huge payout from the feds a couple years back because they belonged by birthright to a band that had a land claim against the government.

The hilarious part of that is my daughter is blue-eyed and blonde, with scots-irish pale skin, but has the Race Card.
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The whole fucking tribe bullshit is a scam. I swear.

Also, is she single.
 
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