I wonder how well that would go for people outside the EU. I feel like they would seize my monopoly money in customs.
They should have a guy for every major city where you can arrange a place to leave a shoebox full of cash with your account number, hidden in some shrub, and have them pick it up. Or just a shady looking guy in a black trenchcoat you can covertly hand it off to.
I pay for my Mullvad using XMR, so they have as minimal information about me as possible. BTC maxis could do a BTC-XMR swap to add a layer of obfuscation, but it's very satisfying to be able to use my mining rewards for something. I renewed for another year recently, and I really really wish I did before Binance delisted XMR and the price took a hit