Canada is a failed state

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Fellow leafs, how did we let it get to this? Was it really the carrot of free weed and crack and fent for all?
Boomers liked pierre trudeau and wanted his son
Millennials wanted weed
The Liberal aristocracy wanted one of their own
Wine Aunts wanted Justin because they wanted to fuck him
The masses wanted anyone but Harper
 
Fellow leafs, how did we let it get to this? Was it really the carrot of free weed and crack and fent for all?
In 1972 we came up with a song called "Canada Is", which redefined the country as a big natural paradise to fill with the world's teeming masses, on the sole condition that the citizenry teach them to live together in peace. Since this type of multiculturalism has become a core element of Canada's modern identity, objection to mass immigration in principle is inherently fringe, so the only mainstream objection is on practical grounds i.e. the current Tory party line about house prices and overcrowded hospitals.

As to why it's surged so much under Trudeau and not some previous liberal, it's likely a combination of his own character and the fact that he was elected right around the same time the European migrant crisis happened. That special combination of cheap air travel, the Internet reaching the Third World, and global instability caused every first-world country to become beset by vast numbers migrants, and Canada welcomed them because "That's what Canada is".

To be fair to the boomers, up until the 2010s this mentality did little damage. The skills threshold for immigration was set so high that it effectively brain-drained the rest of the world to enhance our own productivity, hence the litany of "Those new Pajeets suck, they don't even assimilate and make us look bad." posts.
 
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Why are you looking on Reddit? r/canada is a cesspool of terminally online losers. The lot of them have 0 money, 0 life prospects, and nothing to do but rage about indians.
Accurate. Reddit has one of the worst user bases of any site and it’s amazing how many of them proudly claim to be total failures.

It’s worth remembering that Reddit users were convincingly emulated by markov chains. Forget LLMs, Redditors post such inane, worthless, bullshit that far less advanced text generation was good enough.
 
Good news everyone!

We are increasing Gazan refugees by 500%. Nothing bad can come of this, and we of course have plenty of room and resources.
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Hilariously, Palestinians are so dangerous and sketchy, they’ve only been able to vet a few hundred so far.

But that won’t stop them trying.
 
The link appears to be dead now. I found an archive here (backup archive of the archive).

The federal cabinet could discuss plans as early as next week to provide a path to citizenship for thousands of migrants living in Canada without valid documents, including rejected asylum seekers, so they can remain here legally.


Immigration Minister Marc Miller is preparing a plan for discussion by cabinet before Parliament breaks for its summer recess within weeks.


It would propose that people living in Canada without legal status – including former international students whose study permits have expired – have a chance to apply to regularize their position and gain permanent residence.


Depending on the numbers who apply, the government may consider staggering the granting of permanent residence to undocumented migrants over several years to avoid a sudden surge, granting them work permits first.


Last year, Ottawa froze the number of permanent residents it aims to welcome to Canada for 2026 at 500,000 in the face of shrinking public support for immigration.



The federal government has also stuck with its targets of 485,000 permanent residents for 2024, and 500,000 for 2025.


Polls have shown a sharp drop in public support for immigration as Canadians increasingly associate a lack of affordable housing with an influx of newcomers.


But Syed Hussan, executive director, Migrant Workers Alliance for Change, said people who are living and working here already would not apply additional pressure on housing.


He said regularizing the status of migrants who are living here could also lead to the injection of billions of dollars into the economy. He said a program to give status to people living in Canada would be a “litmus test” of the government’s commitment to support migrants.


Many migrants without valid papers have been working here for decades and have children but risk deportation because they overstayed in Canada or have been denied the right to remain.


People who entered the country legally, including as temporary workers, but remained here after their visas expired are among those who could qualify to stay, rather than facing deportation.


In an interview with The Globe and Mail last year, Mr. Miller estimated hundreds of thousands of people may be living in the country without valid documents. He said he plans to present a proposal to cabinet in the spring on allowing undocumented immigrants to “regularize their status.”


Two well-placed sources whom The Globe is not naming because they are not authorized to speak on the matter, said the cabinet is on track to discuss his proposal.


The plan would fulfill the Prime Minister’s mandate letter to former immigration minister Sean Fraser in 2021, which asked him to “further explore ways of regularizing status for undocumented workers who are contributing to Canadian communities.”



A number of countries have introduced plans to allow migrants without correct papers to regularize their status.


In Ireland, a program launched in 2022 ran for six months and gave people who had lived there for four years the chance to apply for official permission to remain.


Canada is also expected to insist that migrants have lived in communities for some time, and have not just arrived. People who have committed serious crimes and terrorist offences would also be barred from the program and would still face deportation.

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Good news everyone!

We are increasing Gazan refugees by 500%. Nothing bad can come of this, and we of course have plenty of room and resources.
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Hilariously, Palestinians are so dangerous and sketchy, they’ve only been able to vet a few hundred so far.

But that won’t stop them trying.
Marc Miller just clarified.

It's not 5000 individuals. it's 5000 families.
 
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do they want the citizens of Canada to start taking justice in their own hands and start mass killing the Indians?

That's what the end game is going to be
They know damn well poojeets don't get along with them and anticipate this whilst try to silence dissent about it. They want to have their cake and eat it too.
 
They know damn well poojeets don't get along with them and anticipate this whilst try to silence dissent about it. They want to have their cake and eat it too.
Of course they don't stop to think that poojeets will elect poojeet politicians, like they are replacing upper management of big businesses with poojeets.
 
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