Canada is a failed state

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

They're could be told to shit or get off the pot. Vote for independence or joining the Union with the understanding it's a perpetual Union. No take backs or trying cute games like boycotting the vote.

Could we make Quebec a possession like Puerto Rico, Guam, or other uncivilized lands that don't speak English?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Thank you Trump

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"A few bad actors", Trudeau? You are so fucking nieve that you couldn't see the whole fraud-laden industry setting up around your programs? Or were they giving you a kickback?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

It is possible NDP/liberal will disappear next election.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

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If it means I can stop using Leaf Monopoly Money that isn't worth the plastic its made of, fucking do it - even ignoring the litany of other problems the Failed State of Canada has going for it or the fact we'd have to be split into like, 5 states at minimum, having a currency that's not actual garbage would be a godsend.

Quebec could be annexed as well, and they wouldn't be the first American francophones. Though I imagine they would not be very pleased. Their relative importance and power would be diminished, and the American government would be exceptionally less tolerant of succession threats

Counterpoint - I kinda wanna see if Quebec and Louisiana get into a river war a la being the only French in the Union.

The real fun would be the Natives - Natives in the states don't get anywhere near the level of special treatment (where they either keep to themselves, actually integrate, or run casinos, from what I've seen), and if it means I can stop hearing "We are on Treaty Land" before every single concert or sporting event, I'd consider that massive bonus points.

 

[macrodegenerate]

It is possible NDP/liberal will disappear next election.

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So here's the thing. I can't fathom the shame which I would feel being given a 3.4 million pension for doing a bad job. A thousand or even a hundred dollar fuckup I'm responsible for bothers me. If I know I've done something wrong, I either take it off the invoice or I don't ask to be paid until I fix it. Everybody does that who runs a business. Why is running a country any different?

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

If it means I can stop using Leaf Monopoly Money that isn't worth the plastic its made of, fucking do it - even ignoring the litany of other problems the Failed State of Canada has going for it or the fact we'd have to be split into like, 5 states at minimum, having a currency that's not actual garbage would be a godsend.

Counterpoint - I kinda wanna see if Quebec and Louisiana get into a river war a la being the only French in the Union.

The real fun would be the Natives - Natives in the states don't get anywhere near the level of special treatment (where they either keep to themselves, actually integrate, or run casinos, from what I've seen), and if it means I can stop hearing "We are on Treaty Land" before every single concert or sporting event, I'd consider that massive bonus points.

Plus it'll essentially kick the Crown off the continent. Go for it Yanks, I'll even volunteer if you have to fight a war for it.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

So here's the thing. I can't fathom the shame which I would feel being given a 3.4 million pension for doing a bad job. A thousand or even a hundred dollar fuckup I'm responsible for bothers me. If I know I've done something wrong, I either take it off the invoice or I don't ask to be paid until I fix it. Everybody does that who runs a business. Why is running a country any different?

Hence, Canadian politicians are not much different fucking nigger politician in Africa.

 

[gobbos]

It's so disingenuous to think that the people who want to act in the best interest for Canada are treasonous to want annexation. Legitimately Canada's going down the shitter and its a quick and clean way out of the potentially irreversible damage Trudeau did. Not every morsel of land will be sovereign, nor is it treasonous to think that. Nationalism is not a concept of blindly following your country in whatever it does, it is acting first and thinking in the best interest and health of your nation.

Canada and Quebec are not gonna magically go away in the union, there are still different cultures, even national prides (see texas, louisiana) within states. Even Canadian soft-nationalists and other prominent anti-annexation factions are not enthusiastic about the crown, which is the only thing that historically justifies a Canadian nation. I get concerns over public healthcare (only now a problem due to mass immigration i assume, previously leafs could not stop talking about it), I can even get concerns for education. But to say it is in the best interest to continue propping up a shell of a country dead set on mass immigration (no matter what party you vote for) and corrupt practices in a objectively shit parliamentary system is really stupid. It leaves the free world open to attack because Canada has proven that it cannot defend itself against foreign disruption agents.

I'm not even the most enthused about manifest destiny overall. I just think integrating Canada into the union has more mutual benefits than Mexico or Greenland.

 

[drip]

This reddit thread has me laughing my ass off (Archive)


I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

This reddit thread has me laughing my ass off
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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.

Can't wait for them to find out why America doesn't have free healthcare.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

It's so disingenuous to think that the people who want to act in the best interest for Canada are treasonous to want annexation. Legitimately Canada's going down the shitter and its a quick and clean way out of the potentially irreversible damage Trudeau did. Not every morsel of land will be sovereign, nor is it treasonous to think that. Nationalism is not a concept of blindly following your country in whatever it does, it is acting first and thinking in the best interest and health of your nation.

Canada and Quebec are not gonna magically go away in the union, there are still different cultures, even national prides (see texas, louisiana) within states. Even Canadian soft-nationalists and other prominent anti-annexation factions are not enthusiastic about the crown, which is the only thing that historically justifies a Canadian nation. I get concerns over public healthcare (only now a problem due to mass immigration i assume, previously leafs could not stop talking about it), I can even get concerns for education. But to say it is in the best interest to continue propping up a shell of a country dead set on mass immigration (no matter what party you vote for) and corrupt practices in a objectively shit parliamentary system is really stupid. It leaves the free world open to attack because Canada has proven that it cannot defend itself against foreign disruption agents.

I'm not even the most enthused about manifest destiny overall. I just think integrating Canada into the union has more mutual benefits than Mexico or Greenland.

Canadian states will have MORE RIGHT than under federal parliamentary government.

 

[Ah ha']

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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.

I for one welcome our new American overlords.

You gotta keep pace with the times youre living in, thats the real lesson in all of this. Canadians like to harp on about how the natives cannot govern themselves because of a variety of reasons, but it ultimately boils down too “they make bad choices” which is true.

Yet the deracinated Canadians never stop to look in the mirror and stop themselves from making those same choices, we are affected by a generational trauma as well, but that trauma is manifest in the form of the apathy, and the coat tail riding on past glories. We are not good friends to each other most often, and so our own worth we place in eachother is diminished (which i think is the real reason it was so easy to import so many foreigners).

If we become American it will just be a replay of Austria formerly joining the NSDAP German reich.

 

[MS-09 DOM]

Maybe I can finally own land in the future, if annexation doesn't make me a slave

 

[Betonhaus]

Also Canada might want to be 5 states, (excluding French Canada which is not welcome) it would look better on the flag

You know the Canadian states will be a not to scale cutout like Alaska and Hawaii. Nobody will accept that the shape of America they have tattooed on their ass is different now.

So here's the thing. I can't fathom the shame which I would feel being given a 3.4 million pension for doing a bad job. A thousand or even a hundred dollar fuckup I'm responsible for bothers me. If I know I've done something wrong, I either take it off the invoice or I don't ask to be paid until I fix it. Everybody does that who runs a business. Why is running a country any different?

That's standard operating procedure for CEOs of big companies. Come in, fuck things up bad by funneling money to your cronies or side hustle, then leave with a golden parachute and be hired on at the next job. It's what happened to Red Lobster. They have no shame.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.

Well, the big issue from where I am sitting is that Ontario is overtly antagonizing Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. Covid, the truckers, carbon taxes, mass immigration etc, they are all grains of sand adding to the pile. Eventually something will break there if the current trajectory continues. And If even one of those provinces breaks and moves towards Union with the USA the other two are sure to almost immediately follow. This would leave British Columbia in a pickle as it would become an exclave attached to the Pacific northwest like a dingleberry, and Ontario would be stuck leading a rump state with Quebec who would probably start agitating to leave again.

It also doesn't help that Trump is a romantic and clearly revanchist. Lets not forget his bringing up the issue of Greenland with the Danes in the final year of his Presidency. Trump is the first US President since Teddy to really be keen on the whole "Manifest Destiny" thing, and the technocrats in Ottawa really don't have a response for it. Trudeau even said "Canada is a post national State". Which probably got him asspats at the W.E.F, but if you are the leader of a country that is a post hoc accident of history desperate to try and form a national identity to separate it from the massive Empire it borders, shares the same language with, and much of the same history, that is probably the worst thing you can do. All the self flagellating about Canada being a country stolen from the Native Americans doesn't help either. You demoralize your own people, disparage your national identity, and then wonder why people start looking longingly at their neighbors (and for many Canadian's this is quite literal) as they set off fireworks, wave their flags like maniacs and shoot guns at hurricanes in defense of their country.

If you honestly believe Canada is not a real country that exists on Stolen land anyway, what logical response do you have to the Imperator of all the America's when he offers you a place in his glorious realm? We are watching the entire world view and reality of a nasty bunch of liberal technocrats collapse in real time, and I am all here for it.

 

[gobbos]

Canadian states will have MORE RIGHT than under federal parliamentary government.

I'd even go so far as to argue the American governing system would even get representation and accountability better than how things currently are. I don't know if its common sentiment in Canada, but I'd rather vote directly for the candidate rather than a representative for a party which will choose some asshole from Quebec to lead it.

If we become American it will just be a replay of Austria formerly joining the NSDAP German reich.

Can't wait for the DEI Anschluss reboot.

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These are probably the same internet tough guys who couldn't handle honking trucks a few years back. These people will not do anything about the other invasions happening right now on Canadian soil, not even just your average mass immigration of Indians, but also legit Chinese operations in Canada right now.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

2025 canadian immigration trend

 

[BrainSand63]

Speaking hypothetically, Ontario would have to be broken up. We've learned our lesson from the massive size of Texas and California. The ideal State population is around 6 to 7 million. I would make the Peneninsula up to Torontos eastern suburbs one state, and the rest to include Ottawa another.

We aren't keeping thr Frogs though.

Frenchies gotta go. Being Canadian is bad enough, being French-Canadian is unacceptable.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Why not just accidentally nuke GTA. It will solve 99% of our problem.

 

[biggacracka]

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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.

You know these redditors are not the one owning the scary .22 rifles. Funnily enough, those owners are most likely to side with America actually.
So you have a faction is retard with only their plinkers and their dicks in their hands vs a faction that don't even have their dicks in their hands because they cut it.