Canada is a failed state

[Finnegan the Supershark]

The Canadian people win (except for the Laurentian Elites, but fuck them anyway).

Even the Jeets win as they will all move South.

Jacques Parizeau got blasted in 1995 for stating the obvious, that immigration was used to sabotage Quebec nationalism. It would make my life to see Canada get annexed because millions of mercenary Pajeets tipped the scale.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

It's hard to imagine a pre-Trudeau era where Canadian 20-somethings were all instructed to sew a Canadian flag on to their backpacks before traveling overseas to specifically differentiate themselves from those boorish hated American backpackers with a similar accent.

I was certainly guilty of it myself amateurishly trying to affix a dollar store leaf patch the night before departure.

Putting the maple leaf on you backpack or suitcase worked when people respected out county, but Canada is a laughing stock of the world at this point.

I had a family member that was backpacking across New Zealand and he was hiking alongside a highway and a Maori bike gang passed him (for some reason NZ has a bunch of Maori bike gangs that terrorize certain areas in NZ) and they doubled back and they where going to mug him cuz they though he was one of those rich American's that pretend they are poor when the travel. He had a maple leaf on his backpack so they instead offered to take him to a bar for drinks and then drove him 20km to the next town.

Also fuck Canadian border agents, they don't care when people come here illegally and they are instead literally robbing Canadian citizens because we can't afford to "buy Canadian". Maybe I would buy Canadian if the government didn't take half of what I earned. I'm building up an American V8 engine to chuck in my car for when I am home and the only good parts are made in America. Maybe if the Canadian government hadn't killed our auto industry, or literally any other revenue source other than lumber and tourism more people might actually buy Canadian.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

WTF?! As if we didn't have enough troubles.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/woke/canada-to-take-over-for-usaid/

https://archive.ph/WT0kN

Canada has agreed to fund woke programs abandoned by USAID. As the nation grapples with a barely functioning government and cost of living crisis, the Canadian government is funding what it believes to be a top priority – implementing LGBTQ programs in a Muslim nation.

Canada’s Minister of International Development, Ahmed Hussen, announced that the government would send C$272.1 million to Bangladesh and the Indo-Pacific region. “Canada continues to fiercely strengthen our long-lasting friendship with Bangladesh and the wider Indo-Pacific region with our long-standing people-to-people ties,” Hussen said in a statement. “By supporting vulnerable communities’ healthcare services, empowering women and addressing climate change, we are creating a brighter tomorrow for the global community.”

No need to guess how Bangladesh will thank us.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Also Steamwhistle is Shit beer, I don't understand the hype.

At least with Sleeman they put out that "Railside" concoction and it came with a whacky story of them making a beer from mixing the shit they found growing in the neighboring rail yard in Guelph and employees liked it so muh they kept making it as a side thing for themselves. Bullshit clever marketing? I don't care, it tasted interesting which is basically a crime now.

Enter Steamwhistle, started by rich trust fund kids with daddy's money from the Sleeman buyout. Your typical by-the-bootstraps Toronto Canadian success story of someone giving junior and his friends many metric shit-ton of money and then aquiring highly valuable *highly valuable* CP rail property in Toronto, by the lake, and actually owned by the city to make their tard swill. With daddy's expertise and daddy's connections.

Retard public will consume anything and believe it to be good without going "hey this actually sucks" because no one from politburo has given them the permission to do so. It's pushed hard and forced onto the public because its all the old players and their families and family money. Pushed super hard in Toronto at bars and GTA, all over Ontario really. Was very cheap for bars and restaurants to carry so profit margin is there its surprising they even bothered to carry anything else.

Maybe I'm a retard for drawing political parallels but since healthcare is nothing to brag about anymore, booze has replaced healthcare as the highest political priority and most political thing in Canada right now especially vs. the USA. The mentality is a mirror. Tarrif war was nearly won overnight apparently on Reddit when the LCBO paid overtime to their DEI crews to black over and shrink wrap some boxes of US booze and leave them in the middle of stores for photo-ops and propaganda purposes. Why not dump them out Elliot Ness style like you have some balls? But, wasting precious hard liqour is a hard line and too upsetting to Canadians especially the addled boomers. Believe me, they'll care more about US booze down the drain than their own country, culture, healthcare, children or grandchildren going down the drain.

Anyway I digress. tldr; I'd rather drink Bud Light troon drink or the shit my Balkan war crimnial neighbor makes in his basement thats about 8-9% and tastes like at least a 10% chance of blindness.

I mean hey, there's always weed, that's pretty Canadian too. Cheap as fuck if you're not getting absolutely lit every day, an eighth of the average OCS product can last a non-stoner for a month or more sometimes. I know weed culture is retarded but if you really need something to help chill out after work, maybe get a cheap dry herb vape and some flower. Just don't go full Cheech and Chong.

All the flower vaporizers I see are like $500 and up and those are questionable ones, where are you shopping homie?

 

[crazedaze]

I refer you to my previous post about ekos

YOUR POST is your reference I'm pretty sure that January 20 is not March 14th dumbass. Cpc support is going down and they are currently neck and neck with the liberals. Really???
Here's a more complete picture, to showcase how dishonest you are for answering my comment from yesterday with January's stats.

But what more could one expect from a site full of Trump bootlicking cons... and Americans

 

[Brutality]

YOUR POST is your reference I'm pretty sure that January 20 is not March 14th dumbass. Cpc support is going down and they are currently neck and neck with the liberals. Really???
Here's a more complete picture, to showcase how dishonest you are for answering my comment from yesterday with January's stats.
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But what more could one expect from a site full of Trump bootlicking cons... and Americans

The point of my post was to show the tweet underneath the stats. Frank graves is the CEO of EKOS. If the CEO of the company has a bias against the Conservatives then they cannot be trusted to give honest data.
EDIT: oh wow another retarded harpy from the man hate thread

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Enter Steamwhistle, started by rich trust fund kids with daddy's money from the Sleeman buyout. Your typical by-the-bootstraps Toronto Canadian success story of someone giving junior and his friends many metric shit-ton of money and then aquiring highly valuable *highly valuable* CP rail property in Toronto, by the lake, and actually owned by the city to make their tard swill. With daddy's expertise and daddy's connections.

I don't mind Steamwhistle, but agree it's overmarketed, overpriced generic swill much like Moosehead and their recent "Donald Trump 4 year flat".

It's been a long time now, but I recall going on the Steamwhistle tour.

The "highlight" at the end was that they gave out samples of their product.

Except they only brew one product, the stuff that's available everywhere.

So their big innovation in-house was that they had a tap that you could drink their one product, but unfiltered.

So now you could drink hazy generic swill instead of clear.

 

[biggacracka]

All the flower vaporizers I see are like $500 and up and those are questionable ones, where are you shopping homie?

Where the hell are you shopping at?
I bought a Pax 2 (back in 2019, to be fair) and I paid 200$ something in a store, after taxes
They were even cheaper in their website but now they're discontinued.
You can still get the new version, Pax Plus, for 210$ before shipping and taxes

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

The point of my post was to show the tweet underneath the stats. Frank graves is the CEO of EKOS. If the CEO of the company has a bias against the Conservatives then they cannot be trusted to give honest data.
EDIT: oh wow another retarded harpy from the man hate thread
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Don't interact; "s"he can bant, but honest, waste of time. Not even funny for most of the time. If "s"he had class, "s"he'd go to woman hate thread to get it.
And yeah, the bias is mostly against White Canadians, but it spills over to those who want to "maintain Canada according to its tenants".

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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Looks too much like the small apartments who are POS then the SOBs of the WEF promote to us.

 

[Hokuriku]

Carney won with 86% approval in his party.

After conveniently whittling down the "valid" ballots to (edit) 150k or so. Kim Jong Un's leadership reviews are more organic.

Fuck it, I went back and verified. Pollievre won with twice as many votes as the entire 'legitimate" LPC leadership ballot pool combined, despite the Liberals making their huge song and dance about making registration free to maximize turnout.

I haven't heard anything about elections other then the NDP will refuse to vote for them

Parties have been going on a mailbox pamphlet blitz for weeks now and they're starting to rent out spots for campaign riding offices. You don't do that unless you know shit is about to go down. Singh being a retard about a non-confidence vote is just theater at this point because he knows the writ is going to get dropped before Parliament is set to reconvene. An election is immediately imminent, the optics of the PM not even being allowed on the House floor is too embarrassing and dysfunctional to drag out until the natural end of the term.

 

[Brutality]

https://globalnews.ca/news/11079823/smash-the-tariffs-rage-room-donald-trump/

Canada is not a serious country

 

[Flan Handler]

Looks too much like the small apartments who are POS then the SOBs of the WEF promote to us.

One of the mortgage guys I follow refers to them as “dog crates” lol. Like the Chinese apartments, they were never designed as places people might want to live. Just speculation instruments. No one actually wants to live there, especially at $1.5 mill.

Good luck, bagholders!

 

[biggacracka]

No one actually wants to live there, especially at $1.5 mill.

Good luck, bagholders!

"I know what I got, son. No lowballs"

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

All the flower vaporizers I see are like $500 and up and those are questionable ones, where are you shopping homie?

Phone posting right now, but last I checked POTV ships to Canada and they have a bunch of different ones in the ~$100-$300 range, including a few Canadian made ones from brands like Arizer. I have a friend in the states with a medical prescription (for an actual valid reason, chronic nerve pain, used to be on opiates but switched) who picked up a decent flower vape for like $60 a few months ago, but I don't know what brand it was so I'd have to ask him. You have to do your research on the cheaper ones because there are a lot of shitty brands like g-pen, but it's not too hard to look up what ones are good or bad.

There should really be a thread for this, since it's a little bit off topic. Maybe there is one, I'll check when I get home.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

No election.

Bruh.

Are you stupid.

 

[Betonhaus]

No election.

Bruh.

Are you stupid.

They would rather have Carney do his duties via zoom then have an election.

 

[biggacracka]

No election.

Bruh.

Are you stupid.

Source?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

The point of my post was to show the tweet underneath the stats. Frank graves is the CEO of EKOS. If the CEO of the company has a bias against the Conservatives then they cannot be trusted to give honest data.
EDIT: oh wow another retarded harpy from the man hate thread
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@crazedaze is a known dude who goes around pretending to be a cartoon depiction of a femoid for his entertainment. just ignore him.